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A couple clips from my Vegas trip

2008-07-01T21:36:00.000-07:00

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Yo So I found Fabe Dogg's twin in Vegas. I was like 'Yo Homie slow up I found your brother' he was like 'WTF you talking about *turns around* All Helll Naw' . Instant Classic. Yo So I am sick as a dog because I went way too hard and ended up in the ER Monday afternoon courtesy of dehydration as soon as I touched down in Diego. Good Trip though and I have some clips I will up later as soon as I am feeling better. Peace go Cop at Karmaloop with your boys rep code on GP.

Battle of the Jams

2008-06-03T20:13:00.000-07:00

Ok y'all let me know what song you would fuck with if needed to choose just one, Hi Hater or Haterz Everywhere? None isnt an option. I want you guys to vote for one in the Comments. I did some deliberating after both songs got stuck in my brain this weekend. I will roll with Maino's Hi Hater just because that is the one that makes me laugh and want to say Hi Hater to random people who give me the stink eye[||]. Check the Videos just in case you need a visual to remind you how hardbody both these songs are. Vote or Die!

Fux News!

2008-05-28T20:29:00.001-07:00

I haven't went in, in quite some time with Fux News . So here I am giving you some of the ish I fuck with on a daily basis in the world of Sports, Music and just plain entertainment!

Who Remembers Jery Sandoval?? Damn I used to go in with the iCandy Well I found this over at the big lead This chick plays for the Brazilian National Futbol team and she is incredible, nsfw. (slanchreport)
We can all breath a little easier Pisa's gangsta lean has been stabilized (bbc news)
Some dude was 'Hunting Virgins' with his wife, wtf is this??!? Isnt 2008 already, Virgins are so pase' (bbc news)
Like George Clooney once said "Why do I want 72 virgins? When I could have 72 Pros". That was some Real spit when referencing Islamic Terrorists. Give me a pro over a novice anyday, what do I look like instructing when I barely know my way around in the first place. Cuddle Cuddle!
Rey Decided to go in on me and the rest of the Alumnah Staff. His depiction of me was wildly accurate and he should work for the TSA. (alumnah)
TI explains his need for mad ammunition and artillery that could take down at the very least the Marta (nahright)
Looking Boy Remix I remember listening to Looking Ass Nigga about a year ago and literally dying of laughter. I never thought this would translate to spins on the radio. But I should have never even questioned it since this is about as good as gets with radio right now. Atleast it is funny.
Kellz is about to get roasted, What I would give to be inside that courthouse witnessing this debauchery. Is Kellz wearing that Pied Piper mask inside?? BTW how do you pee in the middle of humping?!? That negro has obvious talents, singing not withstanding. (Chi Tribune)
Some MLS fan decides to drop 'N' bombs. I dont think this is what NaS had in mind (youtubery)
So when a drug sniffing dog doesnt sniff right, what happens? An Unsuspecting person ends up with 10,000 dollars worth of Ganja(cbc)I bet Joakim would smoke it
The Lakers won last night and all they have to do is wrap it up at home and we can all get ready for a 'Chip. I found this Sasha clip via the biglead. Its pretty funny(mixmakers)
Former Dukie(pause) Reggie Love is Obama's body man. I wouldn't mind doing his job(ny times)
The NBA draft is coming so you know rumors are flying everywhere(Chad Ford)
Ron Artest interviews Kobe Bryant(YBB)
Kobe's wife is one of those heffas.(with leather)
Becks knocks in a 70yard goal. (Unprofessional)
Speaking of Footballers, Blog Pig asks how some of these dudes pull that impeccable trim, simple to me though Money + Fame = Hot chick(blog pig)

Ok that is all, Hope you enjoy the links. There is always Soulja girl.

Its so hardddddddd[||]

2007-12-22T18:49:00.000-08:00

Yo already know what it is, my last post here at blogspot. Dont even worry people, Im still going to do this blogging thing, but on a bigger scale over at Alumnah.com. So for my readers head over there and holler at the kid. Im going to milk this writing thing till the titty runs dry. Big Up everybody for reading this blicka'. Make sure you visit me from time to time, drop a comment. I do this for my people and haters thought I fell off. Nah homie's its just gettng started, Im going to find forever for real.

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I'll Fucking Represent!

2007-11-27T20:05:00.000-08:00

The Greatest Kung Fu fighting sequence ever! The Yoga dude might have been the inspiration for Dhalsim on Street Fighter 2(Ken is that dude) he gets busy with the contortion. If he was a bitch I would hit it just so I can say I did. Homie is mad phenomenal with it, have you ever seen anything like this fucker. I bet he can take on like 5 Hulksters, 2 Herculian Midgets, 1 Cobra and the Elephants that came running from his level on Street Fighter 2( I see you cheat coding mothafucka's). Enough Rambling on my part, grab a beer set back and enjoy! Big up the Homie pockets!

If Rape is inevitable you should just sit back and enjoy it(c) the Abominable Bobby Knight

Big Doe Rehab, Ghostface Bitch!

2007-11-27T20:03:00.001-08:00

Yo My Ghost stan status runs supremely deep. I had to post this, Ghost being Ghost. Pick up the Big Doe Rehab, also Pick up the book World Accordding to Pretty Toney. Big Up Miss Info and Eskay for the clip.

You know I go impeccably hard!

2007-11-26T18:57:00.000-08:00

I am glad to be back up in this bitch! As always I would like to big up Nathan and mostly because he respects my E-Gansta and Diddybop.

I would like to put up my Darr up against anyone my Darr is mad reputable. By Dar I mean gay-darr , Tranny-darr, gangster-darr, I can spot any of which anywhere like a white cop spots minorities, *grips up taser*.

I was at the Zoo the other day (what bitch I got my membership game up) and it was read that bears sleep 20 hours a day. I think besides the obvious which is that bears need to get their work ethic up, that polar bears enjoy Coca-Cola. *queues music* The more you know.....

Speaking of the Zoo(my favorite place this side of the Amazon and whorehouses) I saw mad amounts of Meer-Cats them fuckers have an incredible DiddyBop .

The Hulkster is getting a divorce, So sad. Hurt me inside to find out that his wife was divorcing him because he is the Hulkster 24/7 and can never just be Terry. Why do you want Terry when you have the Hulkster, Brother!

*Fuxie grabs Brook Hogans ass reaches around to make sure there is no balls* Touche' !

*takes writing break, reads the World According to Pretty Toney*

OK I'm Back

So there is some kind of strike with writers, I heard. Well if you find my writing enjoyable or at the very least funny holler at me. I have no problem what so ever scabbing it up. Is Scabbing even a word. Well I don't fucking care Ima' scab it up if I can.

I haven't mentioned Superhead in like forever it seems. So I wanted to say the other day I watched a p0rn(on my ipod) with her in it where she completely and thoroughly handled Mr.Marcus. What a performance, pro and true to the art of dick sucking. She most be a connoisseur or something. *stands up and claps* Like My Homie Crazy from Alumnah.com said "Superhead is the Blowprint"

Somebody intimated to me that I talk too much about sex here, well who cares I might as well talk about it if I ain't getting it. Word to getting dumped by a lovely girl because she found my "Blog" and read it. I just write to write nothing is ever that serious here. Well maybe that one time I mentioned my dick's name "fuerte" I do actually call him that. So what do I do the minute I find out this chick wont return my only call which went something like this "Its Fuxie call me back" , I went out with a chick and fucked her and I put some effort behind it this time. *wipes himself down*

I went to the Charger game with the homies (See Fabe dogg Brian Giles and I here) , We drunk it up and had a generally good time. I was the one yelling "Lets Get All up In Boller's Ass". Anyways, some drunk ass dude after the game caught something very similar to this to his chin and was out cold, it was quite enjoyable live action I might add. This Good Samaritan type then comes up to me and asks "Hey what did the guy that hit him look like" He must have gotten my drunk ass confused so I was like "What the fuck do you care what he looked like are you the fucking police, keep it moving bitch!". Then I realized, that I at times am mad ignorant and not very friendly. What you don't know cant hurt you(c) Mario Winans. No Snitching!

Mediatakeout.com those dudes over there I kind of cool. They just don't give a fuck about libel or something. I fux with them heavy for all my gossip.

So this dude got arrested for "simulating sex with his bike" (click here for story). Yo this is wild like what did he say to the bike "OK baby we are at 2 speed and I am going to jump up to 10 or is that too much too fast, OK OK I will up it a little first, you ready, breathe easy,ohhhhh your torque and braking is sooooo good right now ugggggghhhh I am coming I am coming". The bike lost inevitably that's for sure, somebody needs to adopt that bike and place it in a good home. Take it out for some rides in the park and WD-40 it up treat that bike how it likes to be treated, which is a bike not some sex object. WD-40 is the grown up version of "Put some Tussin on it". WD-40 it up(c) Fuxie I made that ish up up by the way. Big Up E-Rep for the article.

So I fancy Myself a quasi-typing comedian. And since every comedian has a "shit joke" here is mine. I went to a friends and used their restroom took off the top of the toilet where it has the pump and lever and took a shit there. Upper Deckered them Up. Done and hold the applause please.

I am going to take this moment and shout out the most ignorant rapper out, No disrespect. That Dude has to be Uncle Murder. I am at a loss of words, really though. This dude says the dumbest most ignorant shit, google him for real though. Word to Bullet, Bullet!

That's why I am Fuxie, cuz I goes extraordinarily hard where some dudes wont. Just like some dudes crip and some dudes blood and some dudes wont. I am going to continue to go impeccably hard at all times no need to slow down ever. Hard is Hard and the only thing soft is my leather, Word to the homie Chea! Till next time, 1 hundred Holmes!

Throwback Video of the day

2007-11-15T17:17:00.001-08:00

Nice and Smooth's Hip-Hop Junkies...Whats up with the kiss of the fists at the beginning, extra [||]. Arm Leg Leg Arm Head, I guess. Anyways I love this song and it goes impeccably hard.

Yo Peops I was going to continue the adventure's with Fabe Dogg story but I am going to fallback. I was awaiting some photos from some friends I made and they havent forwarded those Blicka's yet. But I might write up a different adventure story soon. You Can also Visit Hiphopremix.com I went hard over there this week, I left evidence all over their walls. Put Dexter On the horn to check the splatter. Also A......com(still top secret) is Coming soon and you know I am about to go on in over there.

My Hood Look-a-Likes!

2007-11-07T18:51:00.000-08:00

This is the Homie Tony aka Big Pun, the uncanny likeness was caught early when Tony was in 7th grade and dude has been called Pun by the homies and I ever since. I actually didnt know him then since I am a few years older and only met him 4 or so years ago but when I was first introduced to him it was as Pun. These pics were of him a few weeks ago at the local Pizzeria where your able to catch your boy Fuxie there 2 to 3 times a week. This particular day it was his birthday and the Homie Fabe Dogg and I got there early and chilled at the bar waiting for Pun and Flipper to celebrate his 22nd birthday with a few brews. While waiting there these 2 skeezoids sat next to Fabe and I and started making light convo. We drank for an hour or so before Pun and Flipper arrived. One of the chicks not the one pictured let me know that if either one of us wanted to fuck that we could fuck the chick in the picture that night. I was like I'm cool and Fabe said the same, I was actually trying to get head from the chick not pictured. When I was touching the Subject Pun and Flipper arrived ready to play(our term for drinking *clap clap clap salute*). Ya, sure Enough being the selfless person that I am and it being Pun's birthday and all I swung the skeezoid in the pic his way, Next thing you know they are drinking together and whatnot. Well to not make the story long Fabe and I bounced, While Flipper and Pun left with the chicks. Story goes that the chick in the Pic was Coked out of her mind and the other chick(the one I wanted head from) went over to Pun's House. He smashed and Flipper got head. Good Birthday Gift I say!

Hip Hop video of the day!

2007-11-02T11:41:00.000-07:00

I remember when I bought the Bobby Digital album and I heard this song, I was like whewwww this song goes impeccably hard. I have never really felt like this towards any woman but I am pretty sure many a girl has felt like this directed at me. The honesty in which Rza spits makes this song so dope. I dont know what made me think of this song, possibly because I am going to drop the girl I have been seeing for the past three months. In no way do I feel like this about her but I know I am better off dropping her before she gets too close. I never actually committed to her as far as asking her to be my girl, but I guess she feels that way. So time to move on, I am not ready for a relationship yet. I recommend if any of ya'll were in a long term relationship and then you break up, to take your time to get to know all types of people. I am pretty sure everybody knows that, but its difficult to stop seeing someone when you gain a certain level of affection for them(the pussy), whether you just came out of a relationship or not. So I am crowning myself single again for the upteenth time this year. Not that anything ever stopped me, because bitches aint shit(c) RZA.

A Week with Fabe Dogg[||], "I aint mad at that"

2007-10-29T18:55:00.000-07:00

    I spent a whole week of vacation in City Guzman, a little town outside of Guadalajara where my mother is from. I basically went to visit Family and Fabe Dogg tagged along. We actually were suppossed to make a day trip over to Vallarta and Guadalajara but we didnt make it do to the incredible time we were having in the October Senor San Jose Fiestas in Guzman. This Fiesta is known through out Jalisco as being a month full of Chariadas, Concerts of Mexican Singers, Rodeo's and just an all out month to drink it up. I thought for awhile that we might not have the greatest of times, but I should have known better Fabe Dogg and I together is like Rum&Coke, PB& J, Itchy and Scratchy, Mike and Scottie, Bush and Cheney, Mike Vick and his pits[||]. Actually Fabe Dogg at the airport on the way home in a deep introspective thought he shared to me "I thought after a week of being with you non-stop eating, sleeping and partying together, I would be sick of you but honestly I can do this with you right now for a whole nother month, you're my brotha from anotha" I replied in my Homophobic way "No Homo but ya Me too homie".

               Our flight took off early Thursday morning. I was amped actually the night before Fabe his Girlfriend and I went over to Uno's to have a few parting drinks with the Homies, cuz my boy JoJo was leaving back to the PR and I hadnt seen him while I was in town. We caught the redeye and I got to sleep, Fabian Not so much. Dude is too damn friendly at times, I got the window and Fabe sat in the middle. As soon as we sit down the dude in the aisle seat says something about being nervous and he rarely flies. I was like fuck that, put in my earphones and dozed off. Fabian though started talking to him and I have no clue why and Fabe the next morning was like dude talked too much and was moving around talking about needing his medication. Anyways we land safely and My cousin picks us up. We get to my grandma's and we contemplated getting a telly but My grandparents stay alone in a decent sized house, so we decided to stay there until situation dictated otherwise. Plus Grandma wanted us to stay, she likes company and cooking for people. We were rarely if ever home enough to go to sleep take a shower and change and maybe eat breakfast. Well as soon as we get to grandma's we take a shower and leave to the Strip Club. At the strip club we have a few beers and two strippers probably recognizing we werent from there, immediately pushed up on us. Fabian starts spitting Pimp game to one, on some you should strip in Tijuana and make that Guap tip. I on the other hand felt a slight connection(no every stripper connects with the common fool) and she asks if I have Nextel and I tell her yes, well she then tells me Sunday is her only day off and if I wanted to hang out with her, so I tell her sure and to give me a call on Sunday. I didnt think much of it, so Fabe and I decided it was time to leave and go home and get ready for the nights festivities, which entailed bar hopping with my cousin. We left the place slightly inebriated and like Fabe would go on to say many a time during the week when something was said in reply to anything "I aint mad at that". For instance I would say "Yo Fabe we dropped about 500 Pesos in there on just Beer" Fabe would reply "I aint mad at that, We only live Twice". We get to Grandma's and as I was taking a shower, I guess Fabe Dogg falls asleep. My cousin comes to pick us up and its like 9pm and I cant wake Fabe up. So we just left him, all I could think at the time was first night and this dude is already out.

                        My cousin his wife and I get to the Street Scene/Fiestas. Basically its just a big fucking open space with Bars with a Fair Next Door and a Rodeo Ring. We meet up with some of my cousins friend in this VIP type section and they're drinking that Yak. I was like WTF and ordered a bottle of Tequila, cuz thats how I rock. Next thing you know I was fucking bent, My cousin went on to tell me that I was hollering at any bitch who smiled my way. He also said that a Photographer from the local newspaper who was covering the event came to our area and asked if he could take my picture. I dont recall this but my cousin said that I said yes and in turn when he took the picture I flipped him off. (he said if it came out in the paper he would email it to me, since the paper only comes out once a week). At this point I dont remember ish from that night and I just remember waking up in the bed feeling horrible and Fabe Dogg talking up a storm with my Grandma at 8 in the focking morning.

                      I finally wake up do to Fabe's constant bitching about me sleeping too much. We head out to eat Mariscos and drink a few beers, at this point we just pace ourselves cuz like Fabe put it "I aint trying to put up good numbers on one night, I need to be a consistent force and put up big numbers every night, like the Greats". We get some Tickets for the Banda Recodo concert that night, who besides good music, they attract the bitches. Sure enough that night there was many a Viejas. Later on Fabe and I did some very intricate evaluations and came to the conclusion that it was a 4 to 1 woman to man ratio up in that place. I and Fabe soon were on the prowl and hollering at every chick who glanced our way. Truth be told we probably looked hella different Fabe had this thin Hoodie shirt on and put on the hood and I was wearing a Kangol in a sea of Cowboy hats(come later in the week a girl said hi to me and said she remembered me from the concert because of my Kangol). We post up by a Beer Stand and I get to dancing with a few girls, getting numbers and names. Honestly though life is a little bit different in my moms hometown, girls want to get to know you go out on dates be boyfriend and girlfriend. So in our quest to get pussy we ended up with way more possible girlfriends than chicks that were "ready". I would venture in a month you can probably run through some chicks, but in a week the task is slighlty more difficult. Even then we were more about having a good time and relaxing than anything else. That night I basically got hammered and danced with random chicks. Fabe on the other hand didnt dance and just collected numbers. We ended up leaving around 3am and the band was still playing, but being that I was so hammered and dudes were already looking to beef with me, for no focking reason. Fabe and I decided to call it a night and bounced.

                      Next day we decided to head to the downtown Guzman, which basically looked like a swapmeet in the middle of a town that has like four Catholic Churches sorrounding a park in the middle of town, downtown has a lot of old buildings and a nice feel to it. Around the Park are a bunch of stands with Food and Games. The streets are blocked off and people are walking around drinking and partying it up and its only 2pm or so. We were passing the time, because that night I was meeting up with My cousin Jesus's Aunt on his side of the family. Who so happened to have two Nieces for the Fabe and I. One of the Nieces lives in Diego and her and I have always been cordial but never on intimate level or anything, but I always thought I could get her, no conciet. Fabe on the other hand had a slight run-in(no boning) with the other niece a few years before when we made the trek to Guzman for my sisters Quince. So we figured we both couldnt lose on this outing. That night we meet up with Jesus's Aunt and her Nieces plus a couple of other cousins, everybody looking ready to drinky drank. We get a table in this bar/club that has a live band playing order a bottle of tequila and a couple rounds of beers and go to work. I could see Fabe going to work immediately and I lay low but flirt a little with the other cousin, lets call her Alli. Anyways the night goes on we keep drinking dancing and I ask Alli if she wants to go check out some of the other places with me and she says yes. So we walk around talk and she mentions why I never hollered. I explain we had different circumstances and nothing ever quite fit but luckily we found each other at that time in a whole nother country while not even looking, (the serendipity I thought to myself while I ran a little game). There was a slight drizzle and so I played romantic and walked her to another place playing slow music and danced with her for like half an hour. While doing so some chicks from the concert came by and said hello. We stopped dancing and decided to go back since everybody else was still at our table and probably wondering where we were since we had bounced for about an hour or so. On the walk over to the place in the drizzle I grabbed her and pulled her close to give her a kiss, ya I romance like that it doesnt come natural like my funny, I had to practice at paying attention to a girls demeanor but I am pretty good now(I probably put a good ten years of knowledge on my knowing chicks resume just by being with the ex-wifey for four years because I was in constant read mode with her quirky and very emotional personality). We get back(no Little Brother) and everybody quickly starts bagging on us about where and what we were doing. We just laugh it off and continue to drink and have a good time. Fabe Dogg had everybody rolling doing all kinds of dumb dances, pelvic thrusting doing his impression of Joakim Noak and Harlem Shaking[||], keep in mind they have no clue what those dances are. Finally around 4am or so they kick us out, but we head downtown where they were singing Las Mananitas with banda for Senor San Jose. Everybody gets out of the truck we were rolling in except Fabe and his chick they stayed back. Everybody else follows the Banda who were playing music with all kinds of people singing and following them around drinking Ponche Caliente laced with Tequila(good ish I might add).

I decide to tell Alli that we should go to the Monument in the middle of the Park and stand over there. We go over there starting kissing and groping whatever, she said something to me and I was like "ya that right there isnt the cellphone" right after she said "you wanna get a taxi and leave" I was like "sure". So we bounce without announcing ish, Taxi stops at her Grandmas Crib and I tell to wait for a few minutes, while I walked her to the door and figured out the next step. At the door she tells me I could stay and that the "house is big" and even if I woke up in the living room it didnt matter cuz everybody already knows "your Maria's son". I get to kissing and groping again but decide that I should leave, basically since I know she lives in Diego I knew I didnt have to force anything. I jump in the Taxi and head back downtown and its about 530 ish, I see Fabe walking with a big ass smile and wierd stain on his Brown Polo shirt, I am like wtf and he was like "Ill tell you in a little bit, I only live twice". I see Jesus's Aunt and right away she is asking if I smashed it, keep in mind this lady is like 50 and my moms Co-d but she just doesnt give a fuck(my mom told me that five years ago she almost died and she has been living it up ever since, Yes John Legend), I just ignored her and got in the car. Jesus's little cousin was like in spanish "Ya'll know I drive better drunk, right", I just thought I have heard that shit before. They dropped us off and Fabe had a dumb smile on his face and was like "I got some head, no bluetooth but it was good and I bust in a minute on my shirt I aint mad at that, success" "I think I am going to frame and retire that shirt, Cum doesnt come off right?" I look at him and say "I am going to bed your disgusting and keep that shit away from me". He replies "you know even though we are having a good time, something is still missing like a Jesus, 3 is greater than 2 and he would pump us up to do dumb shit since he is practically married now. Tomorrow I am going to find us a wingman with something different to add to us so we can get more bitches" I say "Fuck Fabe just go to sleep" He says "you get any pussy" I say "Nah but I probably could've" he says "ya I could see it in her face she was feeling you" I say "Ok mothafucka' its 6am time to go to bed".

                Sure enough we wake up the next day around noon feeling like something terrible, but Fabe Dogg still grinning and shit talking about "I am going to find someone to roll with us". My cousin calls and tells us if we want to go to this nice little restaurant called the Chamizal, to drink some beers. We roll with him around 1 and as soon as I walk in the Hostess her of the Caramel complexsion light eyes and with the nicest booty ever, looks right into my eyes, I felt this immediate connection(yes Cupid) she smiles, I smile just like that. She seats us but apparently my cousin and Fabe Dogg didnt notice the flirting.

Anyways the Convo goes like this for a few hours with My cousin just looking at us and dying of laughter and shaking his head.

Fabe Dogg said he found a wingman earlier "Yo this dude was midget but with the little kid face like Milonkis and he was making ballon animals, that dude is rolling with us tonight, he is a special talent", I say "I saw a buff Lesbian chick with short hair, Maybe she should also roll with us we need a bodyguard" Fabe says "Hey what about that dude with the Big Nose from the other day he seemed cool and his nose has character, he is rolling with us" I say "I thought we were only going to find one replacement for Jesus". Fabe Says "We could never replace Jesus with just one Wingman, Jesus's qualities as a drinker/instigator/good samaritan/motivator are unmatched he is like the Phil Jackson of Wingman, He puts the Zen on us to do some really magical shit" I say "Speaking of Magical what about that dude downtown who was doing those tricks with that little Skeleton, He Probably knows Santeria Maybe he should roll with us" Fabe "I aint mad at that, How about those chubby twins that were like 10 wearing the same clothes killing their ice cream, that we saw downtown, Those little fuckers were incredible they should roll with us but eating ice cream cones at all times, at all times" I say "ya most def they should roll with us, them little twins had swag" Fabe bursts out laughing "Fuck ya they had stupid swag, did you see them when they ate their ice creams, One licked then the other licked, I bet if one fucks the other will feel it" I say "Fabe dogg they were like 10 homie, they dont fuck, atleast I dont think so" Fabe Dogg says " Who Knows they might fuck, life over here is different and I am pretty sure when I was 10 if pussy had presented itself I would have fucked, I did watch my first porn at 7, so I knew where I had to put my thing" I say "Pause Pause(laughing), ya when you admitted to throwing up after watching it" Fabe Says " I threw up at first but I kept watching cuz I liked it, I preservered and came out on top that porn helped mold me into who I am" I dying " ok ok what about a Monkey, we should get a Monkey to roll with us, every woman likes a little monkey" Fabe Doggs Says " ok but he has to masturbate on command then he could roll with us" .......The whole "rolling with us" Continues the whole rest of the trip with a ridiculous amount of quotables I wish I had recorded.

During the intellectual convo and pounding beers the whole time I catch the Hostess glimpsing and smiling. I was like fuck this, I am going to talk to her. My cousin stopped me, he said they would chew her ass out if I went over there and hollered. He told me to wait to see if she would get off soon and then follow her out and talk to her. Sure enough an hour later and feeling lovely I might add, I see her grab her purse and head for the door. I play dumb follow her out and outside I holler, something like this.

Me: "Hey Excuse Me"
Girl slightly shook: "yes"
Me: "Hi My Name is ___ and I couldnt help but notice you smiling at me, whats your name"
Girl: "Cindy, Ya I was being Friendly"
Me: "Cindy Nice to meet you (shake her hand) so you smile like that to everyone?"
Girl: "No(smiles)"
Me: "Well would you like to hang tonight or tomorrow if you aint busy, I am only town a few more days"
Girl: " I dont know you and thats not how we really do things down here"
Me: "Well are you going out to the Bars Tonight?, I could get meet you there and maybe get to know you a little or do you have a man?"
Girl: "No I dont have a man, Ya I am going to be at the Bars Tonight, look for me"
Me: "Ok cool, Do you have a cellphone?"
Girl: "no"
Me: "well then I will be looking for you and nice to meet you Cindy"
Girl: "Ya look for me and nice meeting you too, by the way you have nice eyes"

I go back into to the restaurant, slightly disappointed but still feeling my swag for going outside to holler at the chick. My cousin and Fabe are dying after I tell them the exchange. My Cousin tells me that the girls response is probably the usual from most chicks from the town. He goes on to tell us that dating boyfriend/girlfriend relationships are still pretty much the norm in the town and Not no meet and greet 5 hours later skeet skeet, that we tend to be used to; that Ho exists you just have to look for her he told us. We ended up leaving like at 7 after being there for like 5 hours eating/but basically just drinking non-stop. My cousin drops us off and tells us to take a nap cuz it was going to be a long night. I start thinking that I might not be cut from the cloth of legendary drinkers or Greats that Fabe was talking about. We get home and crash.

To Be Continued....................

Pause, Pause, [||], No Homo etc!

2007-10-15T18:42:00.000-07:00

I have been advid watcher of CYE, for a minute. This season got off to a slow start but once they brought LEON(JB Smoove) on its been a wrap. He goes on in with the comedy. Check For yourself and extreme no homo for all that "getting in that ass" talk.

SideNote: I am out this week to Guadlajara on vacation. Not like I am blogging relentlessly these days anyways. I have been unmotivated and busy like a mothafucka' as of late. I do have a dope story about the phrase "Oh Marcos Behave" I will bring that to you in a couple of weeks, that story is instant Fuxie Classic Material type shit. Ohh Ya I am going to be getting twisted every fucking day on vacation, Dont Be Mad UPS is hiring!

Video of the Day!

2007-10-11T19:22:00.000-07:00

I had to post the homies and cuz it encompasses so much Swag on the screen. Like Hootie would say how did they catch soo much swag on the screen there is too much swagger there its undeniable. Here are 2 tracks off the upcoming American Gangsta album

http://www.zshare.net/audio/4163825192bc64/

^^ Roc Boyz

CLASSIC VIDEO MUTHAFUCKA's

2007-10-03T22:12:00.000-07:00

You may have more cash than me/but you dont have the skillz to eat another niggas ass like me(c) Canibus

1:40 in DMX has a hysterical fit over that line, extra [||]

Damn Canibus was that dude and DMX at that time was even bigger than the CAMELLO(jigga). Well this clip always makes me laugh when I see DMX laugh at that line I posted. Enjoy

By the way make sure you visit my new post and leave a comment over there to support me going on in with the funny. Judd Apatow you need a writer for your next movie holla Punk Bitch! Jay Leno *daps Chin* You want a new perspective on shit holla Bitch! Jimmy Kimmel do you want it then come get it bitch! Holla at the Gmail mothafucka's I am goin on in extra greasy with the Comedy.

http://hiphopremix.com/feature/editorial/ifux_on_my_mind_10.3.07.html

Runaway love, Nah this chick is just nuts......

2007-09-26T18:15:00.000-07:00

Story as told to Fuxie...........names were withdrawn to protect identities and relationships etc.

" Yo so its Sunday night and I was at the pizzeria with the homies, nothing Majah. I get home put on some basketball shorts throw on the TV. Well around 1am I get up to go get some Juice. I hear some noises coming from the garage and I look in and its this psycho bitch I had been fucking. I am like, 'how the fuck did you get in' she was like ' I told you I needed to speak to you so I followed you home I was going to surprise you' I was like ' what the fuck is wrong with you, you need to get the fuck out before I call the cops or some shit' she said 'I dont have anywhere to go' I said ' Go to the Homie B's house he wont have a problem with it'. I closed the door and made sure she got in her car and bounced. Anyways I wake up the next morning and call the Homie B and he says ya sure enough she showed up...."

Ed Note: so the Homie B was also in attendence and now this is his part of the story.......

"so my roommate wakes me saying some chick is sneaking around the backyard, I look at her and its the Homie A's jumpoff so I open the door and let her in. I ask her what she wanted 'she was like can I talk to you' I say 'sure you mind if I smoke an L while you talk to me' I light up my blunt and two minutes in her hand is on my dick. I am 'you wanna go to my room' she said 'yes' and we go to my room. within in minutes I am straight smashing the ish out of this chick (ed note: she is mad midgety) but when I look at her face she has no emotion like I am banging a hooker and since she isnt giving anything back it takes me 40 minutes of smashing to come. Anyways as soon as I am done I play dumb and show her a text that my girlfriend is coming so she could get the fuck out. She gets scared and leaves to, I dont know where"

Ed Note: Homie C comes into the picture and tells his part of the story......

"So that same morning I wake up around 7am but I have no clue what happened the night before and go outside the crib and I notice a wierd car in the street. I walk up to it and I see a body in the back and it was the homie A's Jumpoff. I knock on the window as her what she is doing and she said she didnt have a place to go. So I ask her if she wants to sleep in my room and she says sure. So we go to my room and lay down, I try to cuddle her and get something to pop. Anyways she says she is tired so I go back to bed.I wake her ass up around 10am and tell her to bounce, havent really talked to her since....."

Ed Note: Homie D tells his part of the story.........

"so the chick calls me that night asking if she can crash at my place, I say sure on the couch. Sure enough she comes over and lays on my couch. I tried to fondle her tits but nothing popped(Ed. Note: word is he really smashed but doesnt want to say) , the next morning she left and I havent talked to her since"

Ed Note Final Note: All in all this chick is pyscho and its only a matter of time before we hear something worse happening to her. I myself wouldnt touch the chick but I know a few of the crew who are probably going to run a train on her and good for them is what I say. I hope you enjoyed and Cien!

a few things on my mind!

2007-09-20T06:41:00.001-07:00

I go all day like the clock on the wall! I am really going to try and give a horrible performance on this post and I am going to blame it on the liquor, Ecstasy and my waxed eyebrows. Britney needs to sit her hoe ass down and make sure she is wearing panties cuz the last thing I need to see is all that hang time on her monkey again as well as horrible singing/dancing. Don't get me wrong I like hoe to make fools of themselves but what TI over at MTV co-signed this bag to open up the show. Anyways Nicole and Lil Wayne(the best rapper alive, no hyperbole) killed the pre-show in my opinion. As far as the rest of the show I just fast forwarded and dozed off, I pretty much just picked my boogers and farted not really paying close attention to even come up with a fair synopsis. I am pretty secure in saying that it probably sucked and I didn't miss anything.

Mos Def went on in on Bill Maher, there is 4 parts to this and go ahead and watch. I don't think Mos intends to be funny all the time but every time I watch dude on one of these talk shows, I find myself laughing hysterically. I dont think that is always Mos's intention but he does always have a sense of sarcasm when he makes valid points. I remember watching Italian Job and Mos meets Skinny Pete(Gawtti from Boo-Ya Tribe) and Mos cant look at dude in his eyes, that scene was one of the funniest bits in a movie I have ever seen(I tried hard to find the clip on the net and this is all I found) and when I became a believer in Mos Def's thespian skills. Anyways back to the Maher and I know I am not the most educated dude but geez Cornel West has lost me completely, I saw him give a speech a few years back and I totally understood what the hell he was saying then but now not so much. Dude starts making a point about something and mid-way I will start thinking about titties or Dos XX (his blood smells like cologne -see the most interesting guy in the world -; I wonder what his breath smells like [||]) and then Cornel will finish his point and I am sitting there with a blank stare like WTF just happened to my mind too much Harvard/Ivy League speak for me to decipher I guess, Fuck it back to the Titties and Dos XX thoughts.

Trick Daddy got arrested for disorderly intoxication in a Strip club. Nah really, Trick seems to me like the type of guy who acts very gentlemanly in any kind of setting including the Strip Club, Nann Nigga(c) Trick Daddy. By the Way on the I'm So Hood track, Trick killed that ish thoroughly and the beat fits him; it should have just been him on the whole track with T-Pain on the hook no need for Ricky Ross and Plies. WTF is a Plies sounds like a new kitchen appliance to me. i.e. "I just got that new plies and it makes great margaritas"

All the ladies in the house say HO! No Need to say that but I want my writing to feel like I am today; which is super hyphy. Get my pool in the back of Course. Its going to be hot this winter on some so cold its hot type shit sort of like dry ice. Get my popsicle in my hand [||], no super fudge bar. I have always wanted to go into 31 Flavors(Havent seen one of those in a minute) try all the flavors and leave without buying an Ice Cream because they didnt have my favorite flavor which is RomPope; Ya'll Latinos know what I am talking about; Damn TostiLocos eating Mofo's.

So my homies said they saw the ex-wifey of many years out at the club with her new man. Big Shout out to him and good luck seriously, also that dent on the right side of the bed is from you know who.

I treated this past sunday like the real Super bowl, so saturday night I played it real chill and didnt go out so I could be up bright and early. I watched most of the games at a bar with my homies and then we headed to my aunts to barbeque and watch the Chargers. I actually was pretty happy with the Charger game, they showed that they were able to win without LT being on point. Ugly wins are always good. Big Up Randy Moss who looked like he was stuck in '99 mode and just killed the JETS. I hate the Patriots but they are going to be serious this season. In my opinion the Championship is goin to come down to the Chargers, Colts and Patriots nobody else looks to be in that class.

Speaking of Sports wtf is up with the Knicks and Zeke. Yo I am not a lawyer by any means but this chick Browne-Sanders is saying a whole lot of shit before this sexual harrasment claim has even went to trial, why not just settle it. The chick is saying Zeke would call her a ho or F'ing Bitch and told her to send some Knickerbocker Dance chicks to the referee locker room to flirt with the referees before games. With the Donaghy ish hitting the fan, does the NBA really need anymore negative press. Well whatever, Zeke's seems like a pretty gully dude but his game with this chick was weak. Allegedly he played HORSE with her at a charity event and after he beat her Zeke said "I think I am falling in love with you" wtf is that, I dont make this stuff up. I just pass it on. Where is Harold Reynolds when we need him.

*Walmart intercom*
"Paging all sexual harassers, Report to the dance floor immediately"

No Bernard Hopkins being called "Soapy"

Okay one question for Usher, Why Get Married? Dude you are young and famous, is it necessary to get married let alone to some old chick with kids. Why not just move in with her and keep it moving.

Go Pick up the Kanye and Curtis on GP. Plus that new Good Life Video is the truth. Is Kanye just act like a little bitch to be funny. Because some of his little shenanigans are straight up Homo. I guess I dont really care for Kanye the person but he makes dope music. Its like Barry Bonds, dude is probably not the most desirable person to be around but he is a great ball player. In the end thats all that matters to me when I am trying to get my entertainment on. Word to Mike Vick

Yo PETA, I killed a mouse the other day with a shovel, lil suma'bitch was eating an avocado in the garage. So I had to ether him up, call me the Gravedigga word to the Pick the Sickle and the Shovel. Runaway Ralph dont want it with Fux, Noooooooo!

Catch ya'll next week, call it a date. Cien!

ps this his been up at Hiphopremix.com for a week, dont forget to visit my other spot on the web.

A year of going on in[||] and I am still here!

2007-09-17T18:17:00.000-07:00

I just hit the one year mark with my blog. I honestly feel pretty good about it. I have slowed down but I havent quit. So I wanted to take this time and thank some people. I want to list all the people that influenced me or had my back during this past year. I am going to try and do it like a Cd when you open up the book and see the Artist thanking anyone and everyone for holding them down during the creative process. So check my rundown, If I didnt name you by name please dont get offended as I am doing this over a two day process just to try and make sure I name as many people as I can. Anybody who has come across my life this past year in all forms email,chat,e-family whatever; I am thanking all you to.

First and Foremost I want to thank the GOD and whatnot. My Parents-Moms for putting up with all my ish and still playing a dule roll of mother and grandmother. BaBa- we dont talk that often but I know you're holding me down. My Sister- you are growing up before my eyes and it can be hard for me to understand that maybe you are not a little girl anymore, now shut your mouth. My Daughter- who is my everything and I am tough on you but its because I love you. The Ex-Wifey Beezy-I love you and I understand I wasnt the man for you, I am glad we can be cordial and amicable.My whole Family Tias' Uncles- people that have a great deal of influence on my sense of humor.To all my Cousins, specifically- Jesus, Thongs and Tony- I have many a more cousins but you guys are the ones I grew up with and roll with. Nora,Lety,Cynthia,Diana, Amanda yall girls are the homies and keep my day rolling with emails, thanks. My Whole Crew the Hooligans, Fabe Dogg- my Co-d and brotha from anotha mothafucka' you make me laugh with your countless strories about the opposite sex, Mexico next month My Nukka. Omar-whats good my brotha, you influence me too, you're a funny mothafucka'. Aharon- Compadre what more can I say, you asked me to be your sons godfather. The Rest... Raul, AJ, B-Diddy aka OG Bobby Johnson, Felipe aka Flipper, Jose Ramos aka Adrian Gonzales Brother, Jenny- thanks you are good people, Felipe aka Thoree, Carlo, Java aka Dj Khaled "we the best who weeeeeeee", Paco aka the Panch aka Francisco aka the Mexican Steve O, Strong Rick aka the Plummer, Arturo, Eder the whole Cobian Family, Young Steve, Big Pun, Elmer- the best thing you could have got was shot in Iraq, now you are home safe and dont have to go back, Walter, Stan- whats good little brotha, Gabe, Jason, David, the Rest of My Cousins Tony's Crew I may have missed , Dulce Gang- Mo and Memo- What up!, any girl I have ran threw this year thanks for the love. Iliana- what up girl, its not over its just Half-time baby and I am still in the game, Maribel- Thanks for being a nice humble girl, Alejandra- whats good, Maija- hey girl, Jeanette- you are a sweet woman, Brook- que onda, My Internet influences and the reason I do this, Dallas Penn- Whats up homie you are basically the reason I do this shit, Eskay- whats good now fix your ish so I can comment, Bol Crawford - even if with the constant faggotry,Fresh- Hey girl, Nathan over at Hiphopremix.com- thanks for giving my corner and I am going to try and go all in with the comedy this year at your spot, lets get this ish to crack homie, The Whole NahRight Collective and If I started to list names; I know damn right I would miss one of ya'll so I am not even going to do that but I want to thank all of you for making my workday go by faster and the endless stories, Belize- I can mention you homie, because it was before Nah and you're one of the original e-homies, Gringo aka No Mames Buey - whats up and thanks for always hooking it up.Patti-for the love. Everybody again Thanks and if I may have missed you I got you on the next e-drinks on Me. I honestly Considered throwing a party for this but I am about to go on a trip and I just couldnt make the money stretch that far, so next time. *blop blop blop* Shots In the Air, Cien!

throwback Video of the day

2007-09-12T21:11:00.000-07:00

The summer is just about officially over so why not have one last hoorah! Summer Bunnies it is. Wierd how they have Aaliyah in this video its probably right before Kells starting peeing on her(God bless the dead), I dont make this shit up I saw the tape. Well I used to like this song because The Spinners-Its a Shame is one of my favorite beats. Monie Love also sampled the beat and I think Lethal Bizzle.

Diana Goes on in!

2007-09-10T20:51:00.000-07:00

Big up the homie D, who sent me this clip and told me I could post it. I cant begin to describe the admiration that I have for her. I wouldnt say Diana and I are close per se but we have a good relationship as far as male/female friendships go. Diana is a hardworking mother but the thing that I look up to is all the extra-curricular sh!t she is into teaching dance, surfing, running marathons, being a mother and I assume boning her husband is also part of her curriculum. Whatever the case besides being sexy(but I dont even look at her like that, Claudia her homie though is another story I would eat her ass and chocha until I tore an ACL) she is also in inspriration to your boy Fuxie and thats why I stay in touch; Our daughters are good friends so I guess that is another reason.

Anyways Diana keep doing you and I know you aspire to do something in entertainment and you better believe I got your back like reverse cowgirl. The only complaint I had on your tape was that in real life you are pretty funny and the tape didnt have enough of that. Cien!

Making it Rain, Killer Mike style!

2007-09-07T08:59:00.000-07:00

Killer Mike is not only a dope MC but dude decides to share his secrets about his amazing ability to make it rain on them hoes. This shit is pretty funny. What would Jesus do(c) Killer Mike

This week on my mind!

2007-09-06T20:55:00.001-07:00

So whats good White Folks in the club with a mug. Word is bond I was chased by some pits(no Mike Vick) and I stopped and sang some James Brown "I am black and I am proud to them" them dogs in turn starting humping each other. Wierd shit I know, but I learned that from Shame aka Damon Wayans. If you dont know what I am talking about get your movie viewing game up. Word to Siskel and Ebert/Roeper or whatever them fuckas go by now days, they change their names more than often than Diddy. "Two Thumbs up" requires a disclaimer of sorts, sounds mad suspect for two grown ass men to say something is "two thumps up" how about a "double fist up"; Whoa forget I suggested that.

Kanye and Curtis leaked [||] this week. I like Kanye's album and I have had it on constant rotation but its not anywhere close to College Dropout in my Opinion; Champion and Goodlife being my early favorite cuts. Curtis I listened to a few times, the album is ok just about what I expected from ole Curt nothing ground breaking. I still suggest ya'll to go pick up both next week on GP. By the way if you never heard 50's album "Guess Whos Back" go pick that up because that was a classic-slept on album, just in case you want some old 50 type music and not this vitamin-watered down type ish he is dropping.

I want to also say T-Pain has an amazing talent and that is crafting infectious hooks and in turn become hit songs. I cant really front when I am in the club and I hear Bartender, Buy you a Drank, Im so Hood, Good life(possibly) or Shawty those are all bonafide club bangers that have one thing in common, thats T-Pain.

I dont know if you know that Travis Henry of the Broncos is the new-age Shawn Kemp, no he didnt get caught with crack and gain forty pounds in his bottocks[||]. But dude has 9 children with 9 different women, damn. Look I dont make this shit up I just pass the word to ya'll.

By the way how much does Shaq stand to lose now that he is getting divorced. Even with an Iron Clad pre-nup dude is going to lose something. Unless he can prove Shaunie's trainer was "working that ass out" literally maybe then he will only have to give up 20million. Who would even want to tap Shaunie after Shaq and 6 kids, that must feel like sticking your Unit in Bathtub, Nada.

Larry Craig trying to Bofo somebody in an airport restroom, now that ish is hilarious. I didnt know there was hand signals for Fag, I just go by how dudes talk. I am glad I just go into a public restroom to Piss and not Shit, I might have had to fock somebody up if there foot touched mine up from underneath a bathroom stall. That is severely homo and by the way if I am pissing in a stall next to you wait till I am done before starting a convo; It goes against my morals as a Nonfag-Man. If I was gay and flashed you that hand signal then go ahead and try to run your game for some head in a stall [||]. I wish I can just flash a hand signal to a woman and she would just jump right into sucking my unit. Wait a second I think that is called waving down a prostitute, I will pass. No I cant really mess with AIDS its not my thing, word to Magic. I once messed with a girl that was a bona-fide pro fortunately for me all I acquired was diarrhea, thanked the Pussy God for that one.

I heard Kellz got his trial postponed till 08. Damn who is his lawyer because that dude is on his grizzly. I am fascinated with this Kelly peeing on young chicks trial, not because I want to do that type of ish but because I want to see what is going to happen to him. The thought of pissing on a girl is quite funny,not in a misogynistic kind of way but like why would I want to do that; unless I was in a pool and wanted her to feel warm but that would be thoughtful of me.

I went to go see Barrington Levy last week and dude killed it. I have seen many a live concert before and Barrington impressed me, he really goes on in. He seems to be really enjoying what he is doing, his energy infectious and voice is very clear. Catch him if you can(c) Leonardo.

Ghostface is probably my next concert dude is in town in October, I have stated before that Ghostface is top5 dead or live on GP. His discography speaks for itself, almost no one else in hip-hop has been as consistent.

He has a little sugar in his tank, basically he is homosexual(c) Rick James ..... Wow is this hilarious, big up cMac!

Ohh I might be late but Owen Wilson one-half of the Wedding Crashers tried to Off himself. Whoa Hollywierd stays losing, I cant believe some of these idiots. How can you be so down on yourself that you try a heroin/poison cocktail and then slit your wrists. I dont even get stunned by any of this ish anymore. I cant wait for Amy Winehouse to be caught with a needle on her clit and her passed out almost dead. Dont get me wrong I dont wish death upon anyone, lets hope she gets caught in a semi-coherent state. Then Amy can get help and find Jesus, Word to Mike Vick.

Michael Jackson dropped this new scorcher Mamacita[||].Good to see him back doing his thing but does anybody believe him when he is singing to girls. Wacko stays losing. I cant front though in my top25 most played on the iPizzle I have like 5 Wacko tracks. Word to PYT, Human Nature, The Way you make me Feel, Rock with you, etc.

On that note, I am Cien catch ya'll next week!

recognizereal.blogspot.com!

2007-09-05T19:36:00.000-07:00

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Shoutout to these dudes who stay doing some innovative funny skits. Homie asked me to post so here it is. These are the same dudes that brought you the UPS is hiring skit, Cien!

iCandy of the Month, Riczabeth Carolina Sobalvarro!

2007-08-30T22:02:00.001-07:00

I have been slacking on the iCandy but I just saw this chick and had to post her. Riczabeth comes out on some Novela called Dame Chocolate! Damn right, now lets all jerk to this[||]

Thoughts are still in my mind.

2007-08-29T18:28:00.000-07:00

Damn it was hot last week, so hot in fact on one particular day my balls[||] were thirsty so I soaked them in Formula Fifty. 50 stays losing and Kanye stays winning i.e.His appearence on Entourage this past week and snippet of his song Good Life!

Get at me if you are going to be at the House of Blues in Diego on the 31st watching Barrington Levy, Word to Shyne Po.

Pick up Deep Hearted by Talib's WeedCarriers- Strong Arm Steady, I got my hands on it last week and no Mr.Fantastic but the album bangs on some serious West Coast Hip-Hop Tip. Top 5 album of the 3rd quarter, Real talk. I havent stopped bumping it for a week and thats saying a lot a because I am fickle like a mothafucka' when it comes to new music. Pick up Ear Drum too, best Kweli album since Quality and he has upped his game and hitting his lyrical prime.

Jay Electronica!

Girls who can get it early and often Lauren London, Galalea Montijo and Ms. Dynamite and that chick I met at the bar who gave me her number and when I called and left a message she never returned my call. No reason just thought I should mention those 4 chicks.

Yo I made the mistake of eating Tacos on a random corner in Tijuana at 3am with the homies last Tuesday. Damn and did my stomach pay the price Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. I was in the bed out for the count, my homies didnt do fair to well themselves. Thats the last time I eat at a random stand, I usually fuck with vendors I know and food poisoning is the reason. Big Up to Currupt Tijuana Policia who pulled me over twice on some "drinking and driving suspicion" I blew [||] in there little bitch ass breathalizer and came out negative and they still wanted to take me away. Luckily for me the Homies brother who runs Revolucion and TJ came through when I clicked him on the Nextel, dude went in on the Policia for fucking with the kid and they let me go. He had to do this again later and I realized that was the main reason I dont even drive when I am in Tijuana and I just park my car on the US side and get a Taxi to shoot us around town for 5 bucks. Point is in the end I won, an American Cop would have stuck his flashlight all up in my ass for even trying to call someone.

I think we should have a barter system with cops like they should take cash considerations for dumb traffic infractions and they can give you a reciept or go to court to dispute the violation. I would much rather give up 40 bucks for drinking a beer, texting and driving all at the same time than going to court. What do ya'll think? If I drink 3 beers at 6pm and then Drive home at 630 drink 4 more beers from 7pm to 9pm and then take a shower and then Drive to the Jumpoffs around 10pm, constitute drinking and driving, I think not because I usually feel very good when I am making that drive.

Mike Vick I am going to leave you alone for real but damn, I commend you that you found Jesus.I bet Jesus would have liked you to find duke when you where Catapulting Pits or Throwing them in the English Channel not after you got caught. Jesus dont like Ugly, he told me himself that day I was fucked up off of Mexican Ponche (a homemade Pomegranite Wine) and I had a long talk with Jesus dude is pretty chill and he said to me his words "drink that wine young man and I dont like Ugly". That event was Surreal like a Mothafucka' word to me meeting the ChupaCabra and he only wanted to eat the cats in my backyard so we bonded over me hating cats and him liking to eat them. Well word to the girls I eat cat all the time, thats obivious. Before I forget Jesus also doesnt like George Bush I was able to decipher as much when he said he didnt like Ugly.

Word on the Street is that Lance Briggs was ghostriding the Lambo, I dont make this shit up I just post it.

Kobe if you didnt know is the best player in the Universe and its not even close now get dude Jermaine O'Neal and let him run with a squad of Kobe, D-Fish, Lamar, O'Neal and Luke Walton and see if they dont win 50 to 55 games.

RIP Eddie Griffin. Alcohol like Cocaine is a helluva drug but atleast I will always remember Eddie [||] when I put the porn on in the ride and decide to Jerk and Drive.

Out of LF: but Cam'Rons performance as Rico on Paid in Full was criminally underrated dude was hilarious. I actually think Cam is really Rico or he is turning into him or some shit, word to Courtesy Courtis. By the way why the fuck did I put the LF disclaimer when this whole post is coming from LF or the Baseline.

I am out Big up South East Diego doing it, I see you Reggie Bush and Adam Jones of the Mariners. I will catch up next week till then stay on the Grind like a Skater, CIEN!

You can also see this post over at HIPHOPREMIX.com

Non Hip Hop Video of The Day!

2007-08-24T14:32:00.000-07:00

Manu Chao - La Primavera ..... This shit bangs, Nuff said! Have a lovely weekend, Cien Veces..

a few things on my mind!

2007-08-22T13:59:00.001-07:00

Yo whats good my Peoples. First things First I have officially took the word Retard out of my lexicon its way too offensive and have since replaced it with Mongoloid......NOW lets get it on(c) Mills Lane

Jay Electronica havent heard him will look him up, dude is the truth and I am not being Mr.Fantastic when I say he reminds me of NaS in a good way, not biting NaS but just has that feel. Plus Dude is from Magnolia repping the South Hard.

Yo Tru Life is looking to bounce off of the Roc, which is probably the right move.I can honestly say Dude is complete garbage as an MC but he is pretty gully and has nice Ponytails to boot.

Word with the Winter right around the corner, getting geared up is probably option one.Option two is finding the right girl to shack up with during the winter months to watch a movie with or share an Ice Cream. So wise up find a girl that is decent and share the holidays with said girl.

Big Love and WEEDS are some dope tv shows, you should tune in. John from Cincinnati not so much and I watched the whole season on GP because it was filmed in Diego. By the way Billy Walsh besides Ari is the funniest dude on Entourage, SUITS(c) Walsh

Ok Ok Last time Mike Vick cloned some of his most valiant Pit's, that's gangsta almost as gangsta as him not ratting out his GrandMa who also participated in fighting her Pits. Vick lost and here everybody thought he was the "good brother". Marcus Vick please stand up.

I wonder if Bow Wow has guns the size of Lil Bow Wow, No Omarion Bow Wow collabo album..

DJ UNK is a Bama, I just watched him on MTV Cribs, Dude had plaques for ringtone sales nothing else. Hip Hop Stays Losing.

My Boy Fabe Dogg said he would bone Prince for 50k, His reasoning and direct quote "Prince is pretty, petite and freaky he would be like a chick with a dick". No Reason he just thought he should mention. So me being drunk I said "I Would Masturbate an Elephant then drink his Juice for 50k" [ll]

Patron Silver and Don Julio Anejo are the best Tequilas in the business!

Is Pill Popping the new "20", I was at this lounge the other day went into the restroom and saw like 4 dudes dropping something. I think I am pretty hip to the game and whatnot but I found this to be odd. I didnt ask what they were taking, probably just some Flinstone vitamins and I am overreacting. But I have noticed everybody and their Momma's slanging Viagra, Vicodin, Oxy, Supplements, whatever. Hustle on, is what I say.

True Story: I have a homie who was staying at the Palms in Vegas. He said he was going upto his room on the elevator and met a hot chick who started hollering at him. Well he invites her to his room one thing lead to another and he was boning. He said after it was over she charged him 300 bucks, well he said he told her "wtf" and that he would be right back. Well he never went back so when his other boys showed up in the room the chick was trying to charge them, anyways they never paid her and she was looking for him the whole weekend at that room. Luckily he had homies staying on a different floor. Is that shit legal, acting interested in somebody, fucking them and then charging. Damn if that isnt a hustle I dont know what is, Word to Jehovah Witnesses.

Thats all for this week, Stay on the grizzle and Cien!

Bitchmade, Nah Never!

2007-08-20T18:21:00.001-07:00

Mam'ma is what I call her or Mami, the love I have for this lady is unmeasurable. My Mother and I havent always had the greatest of relationships but everytime I think I am pulling away from her or hold some kind dumbass grudge for My mom acting like a mother, I make sure I let her know that I love her with all my heart. I know I havent always been the greatest of sons and my mom expects the world of me and attimes that expectation completely irritates me, thats when I look in the mirror and tell myself to listen to my mother. "I am no longer 19 and I have responsibilities" is what my mom beats me over the head with almost daily. I had a lot of resentment for my mother for a long time for her being so damn overprotective or never approving of any girl I was with or saying I was exactly like my father(which I understand I should be like him somewhat but I dont want to hear it). See My Dad I love the dude but he wasnt always there or he wasnt ever able to communicate with me like humans do and now that I am older I understand pops came from a completely different planet/state of mind being that he was a Kurdish Gorilla; dude probably has demons that eat him up inside. So I understand that my father couldnt be my shoulder or person to talk to when I needed some advice from a man because he didnt know any different. Thats where my mom stepped in and has carried that position with me. I speak to her daily or call her to say hello and my mom is always available rain, snow, sleet or hail. I know the trate I got from my mom that could end being my downfall, which is letting people get too close and caring for others above what I should, no homo. This is a story for another day, so I digress.

I decided to mention my mom today because last night she was drinking tequila with me while I had a few beers and we sang together and talked. My mom started mentioning all the girls of mine who she has met and starts rating them 1 - 10 straight Howard Stern style. (My Mom who is a funny lady and always has jokes and openly speaks about sex with me and mentions all the time that pops doesnt bang her[ll] anymore, whatever I dont really need to hear that shit if you ask me. But the minute I opened the sex discussion door I was never able to close it.) So she mentions a particular girl and says in spanish "she looked like her pussy stank" I was like wtf. Or she mentions a certain somebody for being her favorite and I already knew that but she likes to mention her all the time to get me to tell her to stop and she always follows up with "I bet you didnt say stop when you would fuck her" (keep in mind I am translating). The part that got me was I dated a girl a couple of years ago for like 6 months(when the wifey and I were taking one of our many breaks) and this girl was very nice but my mom at the time never liked her and last night she says that this chick was her 2nd favorite and by far the girl I should have stayed with. This caught me off guard because my mom always hated on her for always coming to the house dressed up or with gifts for my daughter or I, My mom would be like whats wrong with that girl why does she bring you stuff "pendeja". Anyways mom runs the list and she ends it with the last girl I was seeing (the one from the Tijuana story that dissed me) Moms was like "she was sort of cute for a midget, I am glad you left her"(If moms only knew). I finally chime in and ask her what she thought about my friend that came over the other day, my mom didnt skip a beat she said "she seems nice but is slightly ugly, but all she needs to be is good to you because thats all that matters son" and ended it with "dont lie to these girls and dont lead them on, you have a daughter and one day she is going to date; you wouldnt want her getting hurt, right son" and "Dont bring no damn white girl home" ...... "Right Mami"

Bilal Once Again!

2007-08-16T21:29:00.000-07:00

*speechless* I dont know what to say; here are some real recent clips of Bilal rocking Hollywood, White Turns to Grey and Something to hold on too from his still unreleased 2nd Album "love for sale". Which is looking like it will never be released do to the incredible amount of downloading of the album. No Mr. Fantistic but Love For Sale is the best R and B album I have heard in a long ass time, Bilal Stanism not included. Enjoy these clips, Performing at its best is was what I say. I plan to look up his next performance and just flying out for the night to catch one of his shows, its on my top5 things to do list. 1 hundred

Throwback Video of the day

2007-08-14T19:11:00.000-07:00

Doc Box & B Fresh - Slow Love
Uploaded by capitainfunkk

I cant even begin to explain how I remember this track. I just know when I was a young kid I heard it and thought this song jams. How different is R and B now from back then, the track is called Slow Love and if I had to translate to 07 it would probably be called Slow Fuck. Check this lyric "I am aroused by your every touch" now tell from T-Pain to Akon to your Pretty Ricky's none of them Nukkas could make a coherent song about making love or love and in of itself without mentioning a bottle of dom or dick size *pause* or their rims. Big up to My School R and B

CHECK THE 2ND VERSE

Girl, me and you will hug tight in my living room dark
You’re in your negligee and I’m just casually sharp
The only utter of light comes from the moon into the window
We’re alone, slow music playing and then so
I ask you to dance, you willingly respond
By saying (Yes) and takin’ me in your arms
So I’ll walk you to the dance floor down in my room
Switch on the set lights as you put on perfume
Grab your body, pull you close, then pull you closer
My love starts to grow so I walk you to the sofa
Aroused by your beauty like when we first met
You walked into my life, then my future was set
Standing with me by the couch and sexy looks on your face
Like saying, “Take me, I’m yours” and “Love me down to the base”
I laid you down, kissed your navel, then moved up above
From your breast to your neck, hit the lights and make

^^^None of these young cats have this type of Allegory, you dont have to say you want to fuck, paint a picture with words and we will all know what you mean. Quit dumbing down the lyrics, No Boosie walking around the club barefoot because its that hot!

a few things on my mind!

2007-08-14T18:30:00.000-07:00

Whats good, this week in my mind; No Dumb Pharrell album..If you got a colorful hoodie on take a seat or better yet Walk with me..

The Feds are really going on in on Mike Vick damn, but I bet ya'll didnt hear about his Dog Rocket Launcher fully capable of launching a Pit-Bull 300 yards, now thats gangsta.

Yo you know what else is Gangsta, Me knocking out a dude with a purple smedium polo on. One Punch is all it took. I will take that punch over a piece of bubblelicious watermelon flavored gum anyday of the week. What What(c) Nore in '98

This Track By Rey Lavender is currently my Joint *pause*

Football season is just a week or two away, the hype is ridiculous right now. Sunday Mornings after a long night out and barely if any amount of sleep at the local bar with the homies = the Life....Chargers going to take it this year.

Barry Bonds broke the Homerun Record, Good For him. *stands and gives light applause*

Being Guilty by Association is the new black.For instance a girl told me the other day "I cant be with you because your friends are so and so" and I didnt even argue and kept it moving thats the end of that.

I wonder if the god of pussy is a compassionate person or vindictive.

The Zoo is a good place for a date. I was with this chick once and we saw two monkeys banging, she laughed. But we banged the same day, I am not saying seeing the Monkeys bang was the reason but it couldnt have hurt. *daps baboons with colorful rumps*

Kanye West - Graduation 9-11-07; Cop it!

If Mike Vick drowns a Pit bull does one of his Co-d's mention it, I think so. Mike Vick has pitbulls that live in trees. Those are rare and can only be found at the Vick Compound.

I think the Feds should investigate Jessica Biel she has a Pit named Tina, She niggerino. Dont ask me ask WIKI

the Prestige and the Illusionist are some pretty good movies about Magic. But I think they should make a movie called the Contortionist, now that would be gangsta. *paging vivid*
*vivid hands Fuxie late pass and tell me*
"Young Man we just released Contortionist 8 the wrath of the Flexible one legged Midget"

I coined that phrase by the way "dont ask me ask wiki" .......My check better be in the mail, 1 hundred

At heart Im a Cowboy pause!

2007-08-13T11:27:00.000-07:00

I am on a good one, I took the past 4 days off to relax and have a good time. I may have took it overboard but thats the reason I am sharing it with ya'll. Lets skip over Friday which was basically a day i spent with a girl I have been seeing the past couple of weeks. Saturday I reached the pinnacle of what having a good, bad, and ugly time. I rolled to Tijuana (catch me in la plaza's cantina) with Fabe Dogg(yes we are always together*pause*) and mi Primo Hermano Jesus. We got there early around 830ish to try and get a keg for Happy Hour price, save a hundred bucks and get hammered was the objective. We went with the idea of just having a good time and drinking, no need to get at girls or anything. Its not the same anymore anyway because my cousin has reached a maturity level that Fabe Dogg and I havent, which is my cousin is completely devoted to his girl/future wife, I have nothing but respect for him, so basically my cousin plays Fabe Dogg and I eye's makes sure we dont get in trouble and points out who is checking us out. He also drinks the least just to make sure of this. Well we start off on a good one, we had a good table and we found our homie who is a waiter there and he made sure we always had our table full of beer. So later on my other Cousin's girlfriend showed up (my cousin was at Rock the Bells in San Bernarndino) she had a couple of friends with her and one of them was a girl I was seeing a couple of months back and her friend was a Fabe Dogg fling. So the girl that used to mess with Fabe didnt want to be around him but that didnt matter much cuz Fabe was already pushing up on some random chicks. But I was the one that got caught in the matrix a little(I get girls but a Pimp I am not), as soon as I saw the chick I used to date I lost my swag for a minute, we ended our little relationship on good terms. So I got to talking to her a little bit, but I could tell in her eyes she didnt have those feelings for me anymore. I cant begin to describe that look of a woman who once had something for you but has lost complete interest and when she looks at you, its a look of complete emptiness. I want to say maybe we spoke for 5 minutes, even though she was there for over an hour. I remember her exact words "I really liked you, but with your backround you would have lost complete interest in me" and that was it and I borrowed a proverb from one of my Nah Right Brothas and told her "I know I fucked up but life is like Chess I may have had to sacrifice a Queen so Me the King can eventually Win" she laughed and that was it. I lost my swag for that minute but I never show it. I just walked over to my table and kept drinking. They left shortly after and once again it was just Fabe Dogg Jesus and I. At this time it most have been 230am and Fabe was passing out already. But like a gift from the Pussy God in rolls 4 girls and with just the right amount of liquor in them. My boy Fabe lights up and just rolls to their table and starts to holler, so one of the girls asks him "is he your brother" pointing at me and he said "from another" and they call me over. And sure enough one of the chicks who was absolutely lovely starts whispering in my ear, at this point I was pretty hammered. So I dont remember much of what she told me but I told her "I am pretty drunk but I do know you are lovely" and she was like "you think so" (fabe said she looked like Roselyn Sanchez but younger) I asked her how old she was and she told me 19 and I was like damn but I guess I have to be the one to mold her. Sure enough I got her number and she told me to call her this week. I guess my swag is something I cant lose but once I have a few drinks in me, I think my emotions are what get me sidetracked, I try to stay on point and I think I have been for the most part. We ended up leaving after that, but drinking also gets my emotions up when it comes to tolerance of dudes getting ignorant. This brings me to the Climax of the night, we were walking across the boarder when a young kid with his girl starts yelling on them little kids who sell Chiklis at the boarder. My cousin being the good person that he is tells this Dude to just leave the little kid alone and that the little kid is just trying to make a buck plus the kid is only like 7 what could he possibly do. Well this Dude who had to be like 19 or 20 gets in my cousins face talking about the little kid was being disrespectful and whatnot. Then Fabian tells this dude, look we are all 25 plus and we come to Tijuana to have a good time not to get into fights. Well this kid was acting real brolic like, he must have got my Smedium Purple Polo twisted for bitchmade. Dude was rocking baggy jeans timbs and his hat like TI (by the way how the fuck can a hat sit at that angle on your head, ridiculous) and me being the consummate mediater I told the kid to Keep it Moving or else he was going to got knocked out and stomped and the kid said By who and I in turn told him by me homie. He looked at me and I saw one of his hands sort of ball up and wham I snuffed him dude hit the floor immediately. I stood there and I didnt hit him again, dude was out cold his girl on her knees asking me Why. I did feel bad for her but not him, I told his chick nextime your boy wants to be brave you should tell him to shut the fock up and keep it moving. Well we saw security coming up on the scene so Fabe Jesus and I took off. We got to our car and left home. Fabe Dogg had to work at 5am, I dont know how he does it but he called me early and told me that that punch was Debo like and the cleanest he has ever seen live. Fabe was like I felt like saying "you got knocked the fock out man". Well Folks that was just saturday. Sunday we had Carne Asada and continue the drinking. Today is relax day, about to go eat Mariscos with said Roselyn Sanches look a like. I cant Stop and I wont stop, 1 hundred

80's Freestyle Music!

2007-08-07T20:57:00.000-07:00

Who Remembers 80 freestyle music? guaranteed if you are from SoCal then you know what I am talking about. This genre of Music used to get the Party popping and I am pretty sure if you throw one of these cuts on, still till this day the party will crack. I was just a young Lad when this sh!t was ummm the sh!t but I can appreciate any type of music that gets the girls to dance. I actually can still feel and get my swag on to 80's freestyle electronica. Enjoy the videos I took it back with.

Ohh and I know I have been slacking on the blogging tip, but IT over at the 8 to 5 has locked down on Wordpress,Blogger, Myspace and any other type of social network. So I used to be able to get my grizzly on the blog tip on company time but now I have to find a way to blog on Fuxie's personal clock. Which is tough since I stay busy like a hoe on Main St (Diegans know what I am talking about), but I am going to try and stay on my P's and Q's.I appreciate the love and 1 hundred

Hip Hop video of the day!

2007-08-01T19:58:00.000-07:00

Ya my Bilal stanism is serious. This is a new uplifting ditty by Hezekiah featuring Bilal. I guess this dude Hezekiah is on Rawkus. From the sound of this song he sounds pretty promising and Bilal as usual smashes it. 1 hundred

A few things on my mind!

2007-07-31T23:39:00.000-07:00

Whats good Folk, last week I hit you with "Whats on my mind" and I got a good response. So I am going to make it a weekly drop. This past week was hectic early on and then slowed down on Sunday. I had time to catch up on Entourage, I had missed it the past 3 weeks-dvr saves lives-(wow was the furry banging hilarious).

So KG looks like he is going to Boston, I hate Boston fans like I hate gum under my shoes. They are mad annoying, but this will be a good look for the NBA if Boston can be relevant again. If you run out a lineup with KG, Paul Pierce, Manute Bol and the Popcorn guy I am pretty sure Boston can win the east.......

Shout out to my boy Big Pun(he is next on the celebrity look-a-like drops) he turned 22 last monday and came over to the bar I was at and he sat next to Fabe Dogg and I. We met two chicks and they started drinking with us. He ended boning one of them good for him.....

Pick up Common's Finding Forever and Keith Murrays Rap-Mur-Phobia this week, good hip-hop is still being released...I heard Rock The Bells in New York was cracking, whatever I wasn't there so I dont really give a fock.... Rock the Bells is coming to Diego Next Month not the same lineup but it should still crack if the WU is headlining, I am probably going to go to that and the White Stripes who are coming in September, If you dont feel the White Stripes then you probably aint hip-hop........

Jose Canseco said he has something on A-Rod and its going in his next book. I am all for telling the truth and think the stop snitching ish was ridiculous but when you are focking with someones livelihood that is taking it too far.... Remember when Jose was the shit, 40/40, Bash Brothers, Focking Madonna. Damn this dude fell off and he fell off hard, No Dennis Rodman and or Surreal Life ...............

Shirts against the Blouses ......if you need a laugh go here ...... Also Monique sit your ass down, tired no comedy having ass heffa. Nothing to do with your overt fatness( I do find your underarms slightly hilarious though), I just dont find you funny and whomever does needs their Funny Bone checked out by Negroedamus.. Ohh I see you too Nick Cannon you are teetering on absolute wackness, no amount of funny in your shtick dude..... If ya'll want to see funny check for Paul Mooney one of the best to ever do it! and if you dont find him hilarious feel free to revoke my comedy pass.

Shout out to BudLight, Oral-b, Durex, Viagra, Polo, Red Dixie Cups, Kirkland Water, Over priced Gasoline, Coco Butter, bouncing balls that cost a quarter, Chico Sticks .. All these products I use or have used, just thought I should mention....

Shout out to M.A.D.D. they are doing something worth mentioning..

Yo if you like to watch TV naked and lay in your bed and do sit-ups, just know that you are not alone....

Shout out to Faggot ass Chauncie from Menace 2 Society, he made snitching seem like it was the right thing to do..... I see you Cam'Ron damn right this is a hot summer, I stay hearing your name in the streets.....

Lex Lugar according to my boys was the first to body slam Yokozuna, shout out to the Total Package *pause* and my homies who are on some "wiki that shit" whenever somebody says something that nobody co-signs or corroborates............Speaking of wrestling Ric Flair is the GOAT

You wanna send me some free ish holla at me on the Gmail.......for the right amount, I can even make your shit tighter(c)Jigga the Camel ........

Big up all woman of mixed ethnicities if your Mexican half dont want it, maybe your Filipina half will....

David Beckham is in LA and not playing yet but the stadiums have been packed, so therefore money well spent by the Galaxy...

The First 48 is the best show on tv right now....

Gunther now thats a fucked up name, how about Unique thats also a brilliant name ..............

1 hundred and I'll holla next week

Get Your Gear Up!

2007-07-27T09:04:00.000-07:00

Head Over to Karmaloop.com they got some fly gear and use my rep code "AI15039" and get an additional 20% off anything you cop.

Here are some dope new shirts they have over at Karmaloop

Ghostface opens up, Pause

2007-07-26T11:01:00.000-07:00

Yo Big Up; E aka Fidel Cashflow for sending me this clip. Wow, did I hit the floor after I saw this. The interviewer was really wilding he asks Big GHost "Have you ever took a sniff of the ass" and Ghost just straight up Answers the question without snuffing the dude. The Interviewer was really going on in hard (pause) with the sex questions straight up not giving a fock and Ghost was being real candid and congenial. See for yourself. LMAO at Busted ass Toes..

ALSO HIPHOPREMIX.COM Gave your boy Fuxie an alley-oop. Check Here

Song of the Day

2007-07-25T13:33:00.000-07:00

My Hoodie is looking very very rainbow right now(c) Kanye

.........And he gets the Girl- Lupe Fiasco feat Pharrell

Shout out to Dbillz who reminded me about this song. I remember hearing this track and went from just liking Lupe to Standom. This song also shows Lupe's ability to paint a story. I think I endeared myself to this track because Lupe is telling a story about meeting a girl but he doesnt know how to approach her and if he should because she seems to be out of his league but when he finally does he finds out they have much more in common than he originally thought. I can relate to that and think most people can relate to that, that being the original fear of approaching someone and or getting to know a new person.
Lissssssstennnnnnnnnn(c) Dj Khaled aka the homie Java

__TIDBIT QUICK DROP__________________________________________________

Pimp C interview talking all kinds of ish, this is hip-hop! (thanks AllHiphop)

CHeck out this dousy of a line Pimp C dropped

On Russell Simmons:

“I just made peace with the lil n***a Short Dawg cause on the cool, it really wasn’t his fault. It was ol’ d**k-in-the-booty-Russell Simmons fault for not taking the message back to him and telling him to change his name. Yeah, I said ‘d**k-in-the-booty.’ I know what I’m talking about. B***h, I’ll air you out too.”

iCandy of the week, Altair Jarabo!

2007-07-25T09:24:00.000-07:00

Altair Jarabo is so random this chick doesnt even have a Wiki. I only know her from this novela called Codigo Postal but she is a looker and I think she was on a cover of Maxim Latino a few months back. I wasnt able to find that cover but I found these nice pics. I saw these pictures and all I can think was if masturbation is inevitable I am just going to sit back and enjoy it. 1 hundred

A few things on my mind!

2007-07-23T16:54:00.000-07:00

A couple of things have been on my mind as of late. So if I am pandering or making no sense please understand that I have a slight case of scatter-braineditis, hence the use of multiple ellipses.

First I am taking the no no homo disclaimers to new levels these days I am really reaching for the holy grail of blatant gay innuendo yet trying not to sound overtly gay. Call Me the Apple in the eye of the Gay Innuendo Mountain top movement! i.e I went on in hard and often on the beer over the weekend, really taking it to the head. See if you say that aloud it sounds mighty suspect, thats what I mean about just saying outlandishly sounding gay ish..........

I have a ridiculous fear of hairy caterpillers........

I have also took to taking B-12 supplements before I go out and drink and so far no improvement on my body aching the morning after, no morning after pill.....Big up Phuque

I want to give a big shout out to little people or midgets who can go to the club and have a great time, props to them and people that wear helmets but are not riding a bike. Also I want to shout out Wizards and Magicians and their little helpers....

The Giraffe is a beautiful animal and a personal favorite, if I died and came back an animal I would want to be a Lion. I bet Giraffe meat is quite tasty....

On a serious note I want to shout out my baby brother who would have been 21 last week. He came into this world full of life only to have it abruptly end after 2 months. I always wonder what would have been. I remember my mom sheltering me and keeping me away when it happened. I was about 5yrs old and I still remember being completely devastated. I cant help but feel like their is a small piece of me missing.....back to the basics

Shout out to any woman in my life that shows a general interest in me and what I have to say. That is geniune love you show me and I try to show it back by being myself and by being as honest as possible. thanks because all ya'll help me be less self-conscience............Also big up to all girls who cheat and get away with it, quit you're trifling ways heffas ...............Yo and I saw a girl at the club the other day with yellow pumps and when I got close to her, her nails were also painted yellow anyways I dont really know much about fashion but damn that chick looked incredibly hot.......

Tim Donaghy; that name I will never forget. This is the dude that killed the NBA, not Ron Artest not Hip-hop; but this idiot. Fock all the people who think otherwise, the integrity and purity of the game will never ever be the same. I am not saying I wont watch but its not the same. I cant help but feel that the Suns got the high hard one.......

Michael Vick is a dumb 'Bamma and he lost. Fighting dogs wtf is that, who does that ish. Somebody told me that if I like Rodeo's and I told him yes its part of Mexican Culture. He asked me what was so humane about bull fighting, my response was nothing and of course its wrong. But here is the difference Dog is mans best friend they have personality and love for its owner and will die for the owner and a bull dont know ish plus we eat cows and who eats a dog besides the Thai. Thats my justification not saying its right but thats the way I feel, Dog Fighting is just wrong.

I watched Smoking Aces a few nights ago and I came to the conclusion that Alicia Keys is about perfect she is like 99%....

If you havent picked up a copy of Sa-Ra's Hollywood Recordings, you lost...

Shout out to my boy Fabe Dogg the consumate friend and wingman. He never complains and if I have a date with a girl and she brings a friend, Fabe always rolls sight unseen and doesnt care what the girl looks like. He stays taking one for the team even when its deemed unnecessary, good friends like this are hard to come by....

Big up Chicks with Dicks and the dudes that get fooled by it and then in turn completely deny they are gay, I see you Mase and Eddie.......

Badminton is only to be played high, not that I know anything about that......

Shout out to my little girl who is 4 and I am going to get a Wii just to play along with her and talk mad ish in her ear i.e. "Sierra you dont want this you cant handle me get your game up little girl, your game is weak and subpar to be related to me you can not be lackluster" , Ya that sounds about right......

Shout out to MTV for making Friday the Animated Series, they lost as well as O'Shea....

Big up girls at the bar on a monday drinking alone, if you guys dont know what this girl wants you lost..... Also big up meeting girls in random places(bank,grocery store, park whatever) during the summer and subsequently having someone to spend time with during the lovely weather.....

In the middle of the hot summer nothing beats a Juicy watermelon or Cucumbers with Chile and Limon........

Just when I was thinking about retiring, I am back and blogging. Sho 'nuff I might be quite for a little but when I leave I will come back and blog again.....1 hundred

iCandy of the week, Vanessa Ferlito!

2007-07-19T08:27:00.000-07:00

Vanessa Ferlito is this weeks iCandy and was nominated by my boy Cocca. I had never heard of her but I also havent watched Grindhouse or CSI:New York. As soon as I looked her up, I deemed she was worthy of iCandy honors as well as a rub out that same night. I saw that pic where she was biting her lip, whoa I had to rub it out on GP. 1 hundred

Fock a Chick Flick! Get your girls Movie Watching Game Up.

2007-07-17T16:23:00.000-07:00

From the old school saying each one teach one, I take the liberty in doing such with any girl I date whom I think may have a chance to stay with the GOD (5-percent term meaning man Man, no blasphemy or arrogance)and not just be some random hoe I ran through. I take the time to show show her gully, funny and favorite movies of mine. If she can't sit through these and enjoy them then quite possibly I am not the man for her. I may have missed some but these where the ones that popped up in my mind, I dont want to go into full detail of why I choose them but each movie here has a quality that endeared me to the movie and therefore I am able to watch over and over and I would hope if I popped it on; the person I am with can also enjoy the movie or for the most part not mind if I am "picking" this time errrr all the time, just kidding. I also like Beer, Pizza and Cucumbers with Chile and Limon but this isnt Find-a-Date.Com this is iFux, Respect my Swag. All-Time Favorite is Coming To America after that all are random. Shout out To DallasPenn.Com who this week had a few Movie posts which in turn made me want to do this.Feel Free to suggest a movie that you should watch your girl with in the Comment Section so when we all teach one the next time she has a man that dude will appreciate the movie game we dropped on these hoes . 1 hundred

Pause Blank Stare

2007-07-16T10:44:00.000-07:00

YOOOOO, this always makes me laugh and that Christian Minister really thinks he can wash the gayness off of Bruno. While watching I mentally did like 17 no homo's/pause's. 1 hundred

My Hood "Celebrity" Look-alikes!

2007-07-16T08:14:00.000-07:00

My hood has plenty of look-a-likes(see here). Yesterday while drinking somebody brought up that young Javier aka Java aka Turtle looked like DJ Khaled and I agree completely. I tried to get him on tape saying "we the best" and "listen" but he wasn't receptive. I told him I was taking a picture and putting him up here, he didn't care he just asked if he would get any leftover blogger groupies. I let him know the minute I have any type of groupie, I will swing the chocha his way because I am unselfish like that. So here is Java, DJ Khaled's long lost brother. 1 Hundred!

SIDE NOTE: Visit HipHopRemix.com, the sites Founder Nate showed your boy Fuxie some love *pause* the other day. So make sure you take a swing his way and check what they are doing over at Hip Hop Remix.

The No Homo Phenomenon! pause blank stare

2007-07-12T12:41:00.000-07:00

This Clip is probably up everywhere but I give credit to my boy Ty Biggums from Nahright fame for putting hip to this. Gus Johnson probably the greatest play by play dude of our time(he can make any sporting event sound exciting,nhjic) *pauses* Spike Lee. If you dont know what *Pause* is its the equivalent of saying No Homo but since saying No Homo is not politically correct then *Pause* is the substitute. Watch 25 seconds in Spike Lee says "I like Dick" then Gus says "Pause", yes hilarity.

By the Way No Homo disclaimers are now part of everyday life, the minute white middle aged people say no homo its officially over(yes Bling Bling amongst other things). So enjoy it while it lasts *pause*. Yo My whole Blog Premise was based on No Homo check the Header *pause* 1 hundred

iCandy of the week, Paula Garcés!

2007-07-11T08:51:00.000-07:00

Big Up my Boy Jose, who said I had to make Paula Garces this weeks iCandy. She isnt as obscure as some of the past chicks I have choosen but not completely Famous, she is bubbling right under the radar. With Harold and Kumar 2 in Post Production and her current work on Fx's the Shield, Paula is sure to blow up soon. She has a girl next door look but the chick is 33 or so. With Great plaudits from me,I will jerk off to this Colombian Beauty tonight while watching her best Oscar-like effort on Harold and Kumar where she is just standing waiting for the elevator not saying a damn thing!

Video of the Day, random people getting owned!

2007-07-10T08:37:00.000-07:00

Big up Maija who sent me the clip.

Fabe Dogg Chronicles 3.....Getting Caught up, Not That Major

2007-07-09T09:43:00.001-07:00

(fux note: story as told to me by Fabe Dogg)

So it was the night of you're birthday and we were at the club in TJ but I needed to leave early because I had to work the next morning. My Bad about that. Well that chick I had been focking with was there but she didnt want me to leave and but I had too so she decided to come with me. Yet we both didnt drive, so we took a taxi to the border and when we crossed I called my dad to pick me up it was 3am or so,(fux note: Fabe Dogg is 25 and him and his fathers relationship is a whole 'nother story i.e. going to the strip club together, rating Fabe's chicks etc.) my dad picked us up in the Ford Ranger, she rode bitch. My dad didnt even give me the thumbs up or stamp of approval which disappointed me. We get to my parents house and she wants me to go home with her, so we get in my truck and on the since she lives in La Jolla which is 30 minute drive from the border and she proceeds to suck my d!ck to kill the time and silence from L street all the way to Pacific Highway which was a good 15 minute drive/brain combination. I tell you she sucks the most impressive d!ck ever she sucks every last ounce of my being and then swallows. We get to her crib and I fall asleep on her bed. I see her get out of the bathroom naked but I was done so I didnt do sh!t with her. I wake up in the morning and go to work dont talk to her for a few days or so. (fux note: this is were Fabe Dogg becomes Fabe Dogg) I keep in touch with her but nothing major. But I find out from you (me fux) that you're girl has a hot friend who is interested in me but happens to be friends with SuperHead Jr. I dont care, I get this other chicks number and text her to see what is up but she happens to be sitting right next to superhead and I get a text back from Superhead talking about I am right here with such an such in Capitol letters. Word these hoes got me caught up. Whatever Superhead doesnt want to deal with me anymore but the other chick said its ok we just have to keep it on the low. Which I am cool with anyways because I need to keep it on the low from my Main girlfriend who lives with me and constantly thinks I am cheating. Maybe my girl should give me head because she hasnt given me head in the two years since she got her braces.(fux note: he is always cheating, not that there is anything wrong with that;its his business) Hey did I tell you about the time I boned four different chicks on my 22nd birthday ...........

(Fux Note: Fabe dogg has a many a qualities but controlling his lust for woman isnt one of them, till next time 1 hundred)

Best Dressed, Joakim Noah!

2007-07-07T15:01:00.000-07:00

Word, I know I know *snatches Late Pass* feel better focker's.

OK Well I don't consider myself the straight eye version of the 5 queer guys or whatever but I like to wear nice looking ish, no over expensive J to tha Oto couture! I bring this up because I thought Joakim killed it with the beige Seersucker and Bow Tie and most of my peops thought he looked ridiculous, them negras dont know ish anyways so I never take their fashion views into consideration. Look I have never rocked a Bow tie - and its not in my plans - (no Pee Wee Herman) but just the other day I was looking for a seersucker sport coat to look fly in and to switch it up a little from the usual velvet or black sportcoat. Basically My everyday repertoire is Jeans,Polo's, V-necks and T's and loafers nothing major but sometimes I have to dress that ish up when I am in the club or a nice restaurant so thats why I wanted the Seersucker coat for the summer weather, needless to say I havent got it yet but I did want to big up Joakim's Dope Suit. Joakim seems like a fun dude, No Gay Innuendo.

By the way catch me on a good day with a nice buzz and ask me nicely and I will do my Joakim, for you. Which is the best in the business, you better ask somebody!

Throwback Video of the Day

2007-07-05T10:20:00.000-07:00

Yes you make my love come down all the way down. I met a nice looking bird yesterday the 4th and this song popped in my head, yes corny. Anyways this song is a lot better than that fake R and B trying to lean with it and snapple with it. This song has strong westcoast ties, growing up here in the Barrio the odds of hearing this song at a Vato party was always 100 hundred. Say what you want about Ese's but I give them credit on their taste in old school R and B they are always on point. Enough with the love for the Ese's. Yesterday was probably the longest day eva(excuse the Hyperbole)drinking early and the hot sun can do that but by the time 9:30 roled around I was sound asleep, missed the fireworks not that they are my thing i.e. "Fuxie really loves Fireworks he never misses them something about ish exploding gets him off", no suicide bomber. Unless I am kissing someone Fireworks dont do ish for me, I love and at this point there is no such a person. Maybe the girl I met can be the one to get caught up in the Matrix with, yes Neo. Who are we kidding that chick is already forgotten!

iCandy of the week, Barbara Mori!

2007-07-02T08:46:00.000-07:00

Barbara is of Uruguayan-Japanese and Mexican heritage.
TvNovelas got the ish on lock when it comes to iCandy. I actually first saw Barbara Mori in La Mujer De Mi Hermano which is a dope movie. But she has been doing her thing for a minute on the Novela circuit. Big up Barbara Mori this weeks iCandy!

SouthEast's greatest blogger, Wipe Me Down!

2007-07-02T08:11:00.000-07:00

I had a long weekend, I ended up sleeping on the driveway after deciding to go swimming at 3am Sunday morning. Not the greatest of choices because nothing good ever happens at 3am. Start a story any story with "it was like 3am" and you will know what I mean. Its a holiday week this week so their will be more interestings things going down.

I wanted to take a moment to shout out my boy Joel Jones doing it big playing pro-ball in Puerto Rico, ya wipe him down. He told me recently that Marcus Fizer is killing down there and that Tractor Traylor is the wierdest dude ever. JoJo is putting in work so hopefully an NBA team invites him to join their summer league team, Hold down San Diego over in PR homie! Check this video of my boy JoJo and some hot Puerto Rican reporter chick.

Fux News the rundown!

2007-06-28T08:01:00.001-07:00

I had a huge week thanks to my investigative ability and dumb luck in finding Greg Odens dad. A couple of people shouted me out either directly or indirectly, see for yourself here, here and here. I want to thank them all for the linkage, no chorizo. Lets take a look at what's bubbling around the internets.

Chris Benoit merked himself as well as his family this week, nothing funny about that; Roid Rage might have been the culprit(wtf). Anyways their is something that is rarely brought up and that is how many wrestlers die at a relatively young age and of heart failure(yes roids)check here . But Vince McMahon now that dude is hilarious, I never know if he is being serious or not but dude seems to be on something, yes that kush. Check here I dont ever watch wrestling now days, but growing up it was a big part of my life and something tells me that the WWE is slowing dieing.

More Kim K booty pictures damn the more I try to ignore her ass the more her ass shows up. indirect link by Fresh

Kanyeezy decided to drop off his new video "Stronger" and I dont know what to think the video looks dope but the song hasnt grown on me at all, No Chia Pet...The song is pretty mediocre

The BET Awards was on the other night, I caught a total of about 20 minutes between switching back and forth on the channels and nothing caught my eye besides Lauren London and PE's performance. You can watch the performances here and who ever told fatass Monique that she was funny needs their humor pass revoked. I have ran across many a funny and gregarious/charming fat chick and Monique is not one of them. Tell her to staple her underarm flaps. Also Keisha Cole and Rhianna can definitely get it. Reggie Bush has dropped the #1 brother-dicker-picker-upper Kim K and is living the single life, good for him.

This Picture is so f'ing hilarious, dude does look mad midgety. No Homo

Word Peace to Icon for this. I was planning on going to Six Flags and get my White People on and ride some rollercoasters. F that once I saw this I had a change of heart. Yes Jaceon Taylor and Hootie
The NBA Draft is tonight and I have been reading rumors all week. I hope the Suns get KG without having to give up Amare and give up the Matrix with some sort of combination. Oden and Durant are going 1 and 2 thats a given, everything else is up in there. I will be tuning in. Here is a funny mock draft by the Sports guy and insider Chad Ford.

This woman decided to give her child 25 middle names all boxing greats. Wow, I wonder if the lady is black not that there is anything wrong with that. Grab a Newport.

Big Victory last night by the TRI over Brazil. I was hyped lets hope that the TRI dont lie an egg against Ecuador and continue to play well throughout the tournament and not let down the fans. Who am I kidding Mexico will disappoint they always do.

Yo My boy HG over at Youbeenblinded posted some clips of Guys and dolls, ish is off the hook. He has a clip of some kid who took his Cabbage Patch doll to a baseball game, Come On now! We all know what happened to that kid; yes homo.

Thats it for today. I may have missed some ish, So what. Keep it Classy folks, 1 hundred!

F You!

2007-06-25T15:45:00.001-07:00

Ed Norton is probably my favorite actor and this scene is a personal favorite of mine. Not unlike many a Spike Lee movies when he does something similar in them, this one is just better because of Ed Norton. Big up to Bol who mentioned it on his review of TI vs T.I.P. 1 hundred

I found Greg Oden's Dad!

2007-06-25T10:57:00.000-07:00

I found Greg Odens Dad and it took me all of 11 minutes. As I was watching some draft special I thought Where the Fock is Oden's dad. I then realized Greg's Dad was right across the street and his name is Uncle Lange, a nice man gentle man(remind you of someone) who has succumbed to Alcohol abuse and lost contact with his only son because of it; I am assuming this and its not quite fact. I asked him yesterday if he had heard about his son and his upcoming big day and Uncle Lange was only able to muster an aghhhhhh, I dont have a son I left to Vietnam when I was 18 and I never knew about any son. So I told him I would do my darndest to bring them back together and he told me again that he didnt have a son and left only after I gave him a Bud Light. I want you to tell me that Uncle Lange isnt Oden's father look at the pics below; let me add that Uncle Lange is about 6'8. By the way everytime my daughter sees him she waves and says Hi Uncle Lange, she is probably the only little kid on the block unafraid of his stature and ravishing good looks.

This Move is uncanny at a similar move that Uncle Lange does, that type of rhythm has to be in the genes.

iCandy of the week, Lauren London!

2007-06-23T14:20:00.000-07:00

I wanted to break ya'll off early this week with Turtle's New Love interest Lauren London aka New New. She is lovely and special repping for SoCal hard, I see her on the come up this year and she is probably close to taking that next step towards stardom and Hollywierd recognition. Because please believe she is known in around my parts(yes masturbation) and if you didnt know her like that, play like a certain caucasion DJ and get familiar. Also she came up as a video girl, so a big shoutout to hoes getting naked to get far. Per her Wiki she dated Neefy of the Young Gunz then dumped dude, Neef who by the way isnt doing sh!t right now and got his career ethered by Money Mike. Shout out To Mac Brown, I see you.

Lauren (ya I am on a first name basis with her) comes out in this Pharrell Video and I remember seeing the video and officially crowning her Mrs.iFux.

How To Pass a Breathalizer by Omar.

2007-06-23T13:29:00.000-07:00

This story was told and sent to me by my Boy Omar and I am all for helping out a fellow man in a time of need. So I co-sign everything Omar did to avoid being locked up and I will reiterate my stance Fock The Police!

How to beat a DUI!!! Yo Im bout to let the hood know how to beat a DUI.
Friday night I hit up the club and I have 3 beers, 3 shots of DJ (Don Julio
Bitches) and a rum and coke and some bitch ass kamikazee. So on my way home
the bitch ass babylon pulls me over. I get out the jeep and this muthafucka
ask me for my license (Ur boy ain't got a license) so I hand the bitch ass
jake my passport he is like what is this I say this is my identification I
lost my license a while back (I told that bitch I went to the dmv for a new
one yesterday lol). Anyways this bitch ass cop is giving me a test and I
think im going to the slammer. After all the test I take he ask me to do
the infamous 4 and you know what I tell him I told that bitch I have bad
ankles I don't think I can pass that test. So he tells me if I want to take
the breath a test I said I don't think I want to take it jake and he tells
me then im going to have to arrest you (In my mind my new name is pac man
jones). Aight so im like fuckit give me the damn test bitch. So this is
the key fellas when im bout to take the test and blow in the contraption I
start huffing out hot air. Muthafucka is telling me to blow harder so I
huff a little bit harder I do it one more time and he tells me my blood
alcohol level is at a 0.05 and that I could leave. I ask the bitch if I
scored high on my test and he said I had failed. So I hop in the whip and
head to super sergios to celebrate. Next time you drink and drive and get
pulled over huff and don't blow and you will be aight.

Follow these easy steps and you may also save forrest fires errrrr you're ass from getting locked up and anally raped, No Bernard Hopkins!
1 Hundred.

Woooooo!

2007-06-23T08:09:00.000-07:00

Ya'll 80's babies know WTF I am talking about, the 16-time World Champion Nature Boy Ric Flair. I say along with Shawn Michaels, Rick Flair was my boyhood wrestling Idol and one of the reasons I still put chicks in the figure four leg-lock. He is 58 years old and I dont know if he is still doing the damn thing but I wouldnt put it past him to still be Wrestling since most of these dudes stay around for hundreds of years, Ya I See you HGH. I just wanted to shout him out and give him love as one of the Greatest Interviews and Entertainers of my Generation. I also have took to saying Woooo at random times and that ish never gets old. I would also like to add that TI and Kanye straight swagger jacked Ric Flairs entrance for their Shoulder Lean and Jesus Walk Dances. Here are some Clips, Feel free to drop your own Wrestling Stories in the Comments.

WOOOOOOOOO!

Ric flair - Wooo!
Uploaded by K_Langstrom

WWE Unforgiven Ric Flair and the girls
Uploaded by scuby7

Ric Flair Pre-Rumble 1992
Uploaded by RufusTFirefly

Just like most rappers Ric Flair doesnt have time for the haters.

I guess there is crying in Wrestling.

Also Thanks To my Boy D.Bills over at DuePayer who put me onto this Ruste Juxx track Vic Flair which samples Ric's signature Woooo!

Hip Hop Video of the Day!

2007-06-22T08:51:00.000-07:00

I had to post this video because the song goes hard *pause* no homo. So far so good for the Finding Forever tracks that have leaked all have smashed and sounds like Common may get close to "Be"'s dopeness and cohesiveness. Good Looking X-Facta who posted the tracks that have leaked. I like Common alot as an artist and I am probably one of the few who didnt jump ship when the Electric Circus album dropped, I actually copped it and liked it. Common is one of the few dope Mc's left from the mid 90's golden era of hip-hop still doing it. Cop his album when it comes out, 1 hundred!

PS if anyone has the track- *69(ps with love) produced by JDilla which is off the Electric Circus album slang it my way, I would greatly appreciate it.

Here is the track.....Big up EGC

iCandy of the week, Haifa Wehbe!

2007-06-20T09:00:00.000-07:00

This Past Week I got a ton of requests for possible iCandy Hall of Fame inductions i.e. all of the Saved By The Bell chicks Lisa Turtle, Kelly Kapowski and Jesse Spanos and The Wonder Years Winnie Cooper but I decided to hit you off with Haifa Wehbe a Lebanese pop singer. She is one lovely bird and therefore this weeks iCandy..... I might induct the aforementioned chicks in the future because lord knows I did rub one out to all of them and sometimes I menaged too them but today I decided to hit you with something nice and something foreign, 1.... Catch Haifa Wehbe falling on stage here, she is a trooper and a looker

Fux News the rundown!

2007-06-18T08:25:00.001-07:00

I want to give a big shout-out to the homie Omar when off that Herk and Jerk Friday night he told me I needed to step my blog game up and I just told him I'm a Hustler not a Blogger. He also told me I was losing readers, like he has some inside info that I dont know about. Omar hit me off with something and I will post it here. I had a long Weekend and yesterday being Father's Day I drank a ridiculous amount of Beer one good thing came out of it, the Boys and I came up with a reggeaton hook:

Llenalo otra Vez
Fill it up Agane

We proceeded to repeat this over and over throughout the night, not really exciting stuff but since most of us were drunk we found it hilarious. As well as Felipe saying that Native Americans as far as all races advancing, somehow have accomplished the least overall. I can go deeper into his breakdown of why he feels this way but the jist of it was Native Americans got punked by the Whites and never recovered. Felipe aka Thoorree has a wide variety of views on everything and he is like our very own Stephen Colbert with a hood perspective on all things(he always has that dank I have heard,I myself dont partake). He seemed to get a ridiculously good look at my penis (no homo) long story but I ended up skinny dipping Saturday Night, I know WTF. Well it was a good Weekend went to the DelMar Fair Friday afternoon had some Rattlesnake(taste like chicken for real) and Beer and I also won on those impossible Basketball courts with over inflated balls and super small rims. I banged my first shot got the #1 a big ass teddy bear and kept it moving. Lets take a look at what's Happening:

Seems this Iranian Soap Star is about to get lashed and prolly stoned to death for banging on video. See it here (thanks to Nation)

Seems like Bol got himself into all kinds of ish last week, I guess people dont understand dudes humor and get their thongs in a bunch when he drops his weekly "I dont he should have said that" post.

Go over to Gringo's and vote for you're favorite Talib Kweli album, by the way my favorite is Quality 3 or 4 tracks with Bilal was the difference maker for me, no Stan..

So the chick who used to Cut herself on the Real World San Diego died, no she didnt cut herself to death she had some disease. But the long running joke with my boys was whenever one of us would do something suspect somebody would say " Its cuz so and so is a cutter thats why" Omar was particularly fond of pulling out the Cutter card i.e. I didnt go over his house to watch the game and he told my boys I didnt make it over cuz I'm a cutter, I know WTF .....Also the small world that it is one of my boys knows the dude Adam that used to bang Frankie the Cutter while she was filming Real World San Diego, RIP Frankie the Cutter.

Stack Bundles got merked.

DP has that Crazy ish to get you crunked up*hip hop beat plays*, Beautiful Fathers Day Story.....I also made sure I gave a Fathers Day hug to all my Boys Moms who raised their sons without a father in the home. Strong women who played the dual role of loving Mother and Father .....and a nice shout out from Greenie BeyBe

Ok the always dependable MediaTakeout.com says that Richard Jefferson is engaged to a former Net Cheerleader and thus subsequently squashing rumors that he is indeed gay. I myself have seen him around Downtown Diego and he always has bitches with him but you and I know very well that Gay dudes rock with Groups of chicks thats how they roll. No Steve and Cuttino ......also look here mad suspect....

I hate Dick Vitale but here are some commercials of him hyping Adidas(courtesy of hg), by the way they lose for having that old fart endorsing their kicks....

White Girl Remix courtesy of Nahright via OnSmash

My Scraper Bike cruising on my Scraper Bike(M.Dot with the clip) by the way SouthEast's own Mitchy Slick is set to release an album this month go cop that ish at FamBam or you're local Mom and Pop shop,support local artists doing it
Here repping hard filmed right down the street from the crib.

Also I guess this dude Collie Buddz is blowing up 'round these parts and my boys wanted me to post this video, he is a whiteboy singing Reggae dope track though

On that Note, 1 hundred!

iCandy Hall of Fame!

2007-06-12T10:55:00.001-07:00

I am inducting Topanga into the iCandy Hall of Fame today. This is on the jist that Boy Meets World ran through out my pre-teen and college years and I wacked off to her atleast 132 times and watched the show regularly . I dont get the same feeling about her now that I did then, I actually hear Devin the Dudes "She Used to be" playing in the back of my mind. But she served a purpose for me and I would guess anyone in the age group of 22 to 28 also did their thing to her while she played their Muse. Well, I say she lost the minute she dated Lance Bass, her gaydar is def not Kung Fu! Congrats on the Induction Topanga...........1

I'm Kung Fu with my sh!t.

2007-06-11T08:54:00.000-07:00

Let me first explain being Kung Fu with my sh!t. Kung Fu is a metaphor for being extraordinary or good at something i.e. achieving black belt. For Instance my beer drinking is Kung Fu right about now. I want to take credit for this little phrase and I really think I made it up, in using it as a verb up but who knows. So last night while watching the Spurs-Cavs game I drop Tony Parker in the lane game is Kung Fu. My Boys all start laughing and it sets off a chain of comments that didnt end till after the so-called game. Now I want to share with you some of the ridiculousness that my boys dropped yesterday no credit necessary as they know who said what.
I officially achieved Kung-Fu in pussy eating, last week....
I am Mr.Miyagi at Jenga.....
Fabe Dogg is the Chuck Norris of lying to the bitches. (Fabe wasnt present at the time to confirm)...
Fabe Dogg's Harlem Shake is Kung Fu.....
Kim K's pussy has gotten Kung Fu'd numerous times by brotha's, Kieth You're next; rep that southeast nigga....
By the end of Next Week I will be officially crowned the Grand Grasshoper of smoking weed.....
My D!ck is built for Kung-Fu when hard it can do the Dim Mak on the chocha! No Homo but this clip is bonkers....
I am the Chuck Norris of Monopoly, Give Me the green joints and the wheelbarrow and I will dominate....

out of lf: Samoans are so big cuz they ate all the Dinosaurs.
I bet pterodactyl was a delicacy.
Pound for Pound Midgets are the strongest living thing next to ants. Nah you're wrong a retarded migdet is stronger....
I am going to have offspring with a 7ft Chinese woman and a fat Samoan along with a buff midget. So I can have sons who are the next Yao Ming, Junior Seau and Rey Mesterio Jr.

On that note I am out! if these comments may have offended you; all I say is if you dont like it dont read it. Ya its Kung Fu snitches

Side Note: I Fancy myself a purveyor in all things Bitches. So last weeks poll shows in overwhelming fashion that the best female trait is the Culo recieving over 70% of the votes. Being the great pussy purveyor and I do enjoy a nice ass, I still voted for smile without a nice smile a girl doesnt have a chance imo. 1 Hundred

Money Shot of the Day!

2007-06-11T08:52:00.001-07:00

Courtesy of my boy Belize!

Fock the Police!

2007-06-09T10:59:00.001-07:00

So Last Night I decided to kick off my Birthday weekend by inviting a few of my boys over for some beers. I had decided not to do much since I knew I had to go to the office the next morning. Well everything was cool my cousin and a couple of boys came over, we were chilling in the front yard music playing, drinking and just talking ish. Then Southeast's finest decide to show up and interrupt our good time. First it was a black cop he starts asking ?'s and for ID's, one of the cats who is drinking is only 20 so the cop then Calls for back up but no big deal the cop was actually cool. Back up arrives and its a different story, dude is like a 50 year old whiteman with a stick stuck up his ass(no homo) and this Jake starts demanding sh!t, who's car is it and to turn off the music. It was my car and I tell him I will turn off the music, this is where sh!t turns to the worse. Apparently I was taking to long to turn off the music(I am somewhat drunk at the time), I dont know if both cops pull out their guns or not but I can hear their yelling for me to get the Fock out of the car. Well I finally get out of the car and I am slammed into the ground(word was the old white cop was going to Taze me) hitting my head( I think I got a minor concussion)and subsequently cuffed. The cop puts me in his car and gives me two options either go to Detox or being placed under arrest for disorderly conduct, I choose the former. The cop is trying to have a conversation with me on the way to downtown, I am just ignoring him and he finally asks what is the problem and I say my fockin head hurts cant you see what you did to me. He had the gall to say you are lucky I didnt taze you. Anyways I get dropped off at Detox and then told that if I created any problems I would be put in jail. Its around 2am when I get there so around 6am I am released. I get home and finally get around to seeing myself in a Mirror and my forehead is focked. I take a shower get in my car and head to work. Someone said I should press charges and I was like for what, the police threw me on the ground this type of ish happens er'ryday. Ya its my birthday this weekend great start!

Serena Williams!

2007-06-06T10:00:00.000-07:00

I jacked this from Illseed, Serena getting busy on some French TV show. I have always liked Serena but she seems to be getting buffer and buffer which is a no go in my book. She still looks good though and I hope she wins the French Open.
1 ......... I would definetly bury my face in her chocha for a day straight or until I tore my ACL.

Check Gringo For more Tennis News and his recent poll on who is the flyest chick in the game.

iFuxTunes, whats banging in the whip!

2007-06-05T09:00:00.000-07:00

This is some music that is currently heavy in my rotation and are in my top 25 most played at the moment. I just upped the newest tracks, as my Top25 always has music that has nothing to do with hip-hop and or just classic hip-hop tracks that most fans should know about. But I wanted to up the new stuff just in case people are still claiming hip-hop is dead which naturally it isnt. Radio on the other hand is dead though, I havent listened to a hip-hop based station in a while, well I did when I was in Hawaii and their playlist went something like this: Buy you a Drink, I'm a Flirt, Beautiful Girls, This is why I'm hot, mixed in with a few others and repeated hour after hour which I am assuming is every radio station these days, the sh!t is Disgusting. So here is my list of whats currently banging in my ride.

Talib Kweli - Hot Thing....This song bangs hard its off the new album "Ear Drum" which has some other bangers on there check for it.

R.Kelly - Real Talk .... This is just a beast of a song for the insecure and jealous ladies out there

Bilal feat Sa-Ra - Hollywood .......Ya my Bilal Stanism comes out but this song bangs

UGK feat OutKast - International Players ... This song has been out for a while but it stays in my top25 because the song bangs and it is good hip-hop i.e. beat and lyrics

Pharoahe Monche - Push ...... My Favorite track on the album "Desire" the song takes a minute to take off but its def dope

Lupe Fiasco - Cold Blooded ........ This sort of has a westcoast feel to it

Kanye West - Us Placers ...... Song with Super Group Pharrell,Lupe and Kanye 'nuff said

And the Best of the rest:
Consequence - Job Song
Fabolous feat Ne-Yo - You Make Me Better
Common - Misunderstood
Calle 13 - La Fokin Moda
Black Milk - Uz a Freak Bitch
Robin Thicke feat Lil Wayne - All Night Long
Sa-Ra - And If

Money Shot of the Day!

2007-06-04T16:35:00.000-07:00

Check out this pic of Kim K's booty courtesy of TMZ and probably the reason she attracts so many black men but damn I am attracted to that as a assume most men should be. Reggie Bush quick advise handle you're biz with this chick and then carry on with you're life. Here is a picture just in case you need a reminder of Kim's kindness and ability to share her assets, homie.

this pic courtesy of ahotmess.

Fabe Dogg and Slater BFF!

2007-06-04T10:09:00.000-07:00

Story as told to IFux by Fabe Dogg:

So it was like the summer of '02 and I am going to 24hour fitness after work like usual. I get to the gym and get ready to play a little basketball before I lift some weights. As I was getting ready, some guy calls me to see if I wanted to run with his team and I was like sure. I then noticed that it was Mario Lopez aka Slater and dude is only like 5'5 and he is prettier in real life(ed:note no homo naturally). Anyways we get to hooping and the whole time I am calling him Slater and he doesnt seem to mind. But Slater was on a roll it probably helped that nobody was trying to D him up at the risk of fOcking up his pretty face, dude was hitting lay-ups and jumpers at will. He was like Pass me the ball I am hot whenever I would get my hands on the rock and I was like ok here you go Slater. We ended up winning a couple of games and when we left the court his girl was waiting outside, the Doritos chick and she was the hottest girl I had ever seen. Anyways that was my story on playing some ball with Slater.
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Fabe Dogg told me this story the other day as we where having dinner and drinking beers at the local Mariscos spot and at the time I found it to be one of the funniest Fabe Dogg stories ever. I say one of because Fabe Dogg is known amongst my circle of friends to have some of the wildest most outlandish sh!t happening to him but its deserved as he is the only one who puts himself in those predicaments, nobody else. I may have to share a few more stories on my good friend Fabe Dogg in the future; Like that time when we went Puerto Rico, or that time he tried Viagra, or that time he gave Both His Girlfriends the same exact Valentines day card and gift so he could remember exactly what he gave each......I can go on forever, till next time 1 ..........

Ohh a Big thank you to Patti Leiva for the love!

iCandy of the week, Jenny Chu!

2007-06-02T08:56:00.001-07:00

Being in Hawaii last weekend I saw many a Tokyo Diamond and actually got drunk with a couple of fine pieces of Asian Sushi. So this week I give iCandy love to the Asian Persuassion Jenny Chu...boing joing oing oing(c)Young Dro...

Bigger and Blogger!

2007-05-31T08:46:00.000-07:00

I just touched down on the WestCoast Last night, it feels good to be home. I am going to give a quick rundown of Hawaii and maybe up some pictures later. Let me Preface this by saying I got no ass and I was ok with it. The Flight from Sand Diego to Hononulu is 5 hours or so and I didnt sleep a lick but I got my Ipod random game up. I listened to some sh!t I hadnt heard in years and I only got to around 1,000 songs cuz my Ipod is 10,000 songs deep(I might up some of those bangers later). My Cousin and I get to the airport and get to the rental car place and realize I forgot my license and all I am carrying is my Passport(wtf I also forgot my Phone Charger extra wtf) so I had to call the J-O-B to switch the rental car reservations over to my cousins name. Not a big problem but I was beginning to fear that those were signs of things to come but actually that was the worst of it and everything from there on was gravy.

First Night there and my mind was playing tricks on me the clock said 12am but my body was telling me its 3am, No My Mind is telling me no but my body is telling me yesssss. So I go to a local bar right off the Waikiki beach and near our hotel(the Marriott) and their is hella Japanese people everywhere. I am at the Bar with My cousin who made the trip out with me and my cousin who happens to live in Waipahu met up with us there. Sh!t is on and poppin' throwin back pitchers and hollering at some Chinky eyed hoes. So you know I had my swag on pulled these 3 Japanese hoes to our table and they dont speak a lick of English but they dont seem to mind and I sure as hell dont, Pussy has no language, No Queef. It gets to be 4am or so and I think maybe I can leave with one of these hoes but nope some Japanese dudes roll up and pull them from our table all drunk and ready. At that point I thought they must have known the dudes cuz they seemed to be shocked to see them but whatever I was drunk out my mind at that point and start to talk to the waitress who was giving me the come talk to me look and sure enough we had a couple minute convo of where I was from and whatnot but all I remember after that was taking a couple of shots of Patron and being subsequently kicked out of the bar, not a good look. My Cousin Jesus who made the treck with me was still inside along with my Cousin Juan and they have no clue I was kicked out. Somehow Someway the Bouncer said dude you can go back in but dont drink anymore and by this time its like 5am or so and the place is about to close and I get no action(which pretty much somes up my week.

Ohh Ya I saw all the local ish Dole Factory, North Shore, Paradise Cove Luau(where I was pulled on stage and danced with 300 or so people watching), Surfing the Beach and whatnot. But who really gives a fock about that, I know I dont care to elaborate on the tourist sh!t I did. Unless I saw something peculier or amazing or it had tits on it, I digress.

The only other time I had my game on was when on my flight home,a nice looking white chick(I dont Fux with white girls) who sat next to me on the flight was looking precise and opened a convo with the kid, next thing you know we were sharing my earphones and watching Gladiator together. Come to find out this chick her name was Marlene and she was from Austria but going to school in San Diego the only thing that stopped me from asking for her number was that she didnt look a day passed 19 and my general rule of thumb is 21 and over(havent met the exception yet). Hawaii all in all is dope and if you havent been, you should partake or whatever.

OTHER TID BITS WHILE AWAY:FUX NEWS RUNDOWN

50 Cent didnt make no 400 hundred million come on Allhiphop needs more people, 50 is just a spokesmodel and I would be amazed if he even made 5 million on that ish on the strength of Formula 50 the whole report is bogus.

Also while I was away Common and Kanye decide to drop videos, Common's ish is dope and reminds me of LL's Mama said Joint, Kanyes on the other hand is plain basura and I actually like the song. Kanye also has a Mixtape out, havent listened to it yet......

DJ Khaled getting pranked called by Ralphige, same dude that called Scott Storch, hilarity! also check the Michael Jackson prank call.

Side Note while on my Ipod Shuffle game I ran across this song Novel-Peach and I remember thinking that I used to bump the ish out of this song

.......the innuendo on this song was crazy and not blatantly vulgar and had a sense of how the old-schoolers did it with suggestion in the lyrics not just out-right vulgarity.......

iCandy Nomination:
Natalia Guimaraes who was runner up in the Miss Universe and happens to be Miss Brazil 2007, she is one lovely bird but there isnt much of way of photos of the chick.

By the way Belize my Boy you're rep Looks like a Man, ugghhh Belize the country lost with this one!

Xiang Xiang died which happen to be the first Panda bred in captivity, I am deeply sadden of the death of this Marsupial. Only cuz it hits close to home and I got nostalgic about the day my Giraffe Willy died, dude only lasted a month in the back yard but damn was he a beauty of a beast. I remember like if it were yesterday when I asked for a dog and Pops brought a 12ft baby Giraffe, Good times.......1 Hundred till next time.

Hip Hop Video of the Day!

2007-05-24T12:29:00.000-07:00

Kardi Kardi, Kardinal Offishall is a personal favorite and I recently got ahold of his new mixtape which is fiyaaa(good looking G7). Kardi has been doing it for a minute and maybe he doesnt get a lot of love south of the Canadian border but I bet you're favorite rapper knows who he is and respects him and he is currently signed to Konvict Music so you know Akon knows wassup. Nuff respect and if you want the new mixtape hit me on the gmail, 1!

Leaving on Vacation!

2007-05-23T15:10:00.001-07:00

I am heading out of town on a trip to Hawaii, so I am going to take a break from the world and also from blogging for the next week or so. This is my first trip to this beautiful Island and I hoping to relax as much as possible. I got a couple of things I need to go to for work than I am scott free. If ya'll have any suggestions what to hit up in Waikiki hit me on the comments it would be appreciated. I dont have any plans to hook up or anything just relax(but if pussy gets thrown my way I am a humble man and will pounce on it), I might take some pictures and post them but nothing major. 1 hundred

Brazilian Soccer is beautiful art!

2007-05-21T09:28:00.000-07:00

I was watching the Mexican Soccer League semifinal last night my Chivas vs America and sure enough my squad lost and I was bumming afterwards, But while watching the game I had a thought about some of the most influential styles and or recognizable things on earth and the one that stuck out was A Brazilian Soccer player(ya a brazalian booty too) and how you can tell just by watching a regular game who the Brazilian player is by the style the swag that they play with it is very evident and recognizable(you can even see it in someone who plays basketball check Leandro Barbosa). I have a lot of love for Brazilians and latinos in general but my love for Futbol is unconditional, thats why I wanted to show you guys a couple of commercials that Nike has made over the years that I think best capture the essence of Brazilian Futbol Players! Also that song playing in the backround I have on my Ipod and bump it from time to time to get on my swag.

To manipulate a ball with you're feet in such a manner is a level of artistry comparable to Mozart, Divinci, IMO.

Check Carlos Tevez who is from Argentina but went to Brazil to play his club ball and sure enough he caught the swag, I say if you're not born with this swag, it cant be taught but I do believe you can catch it, No 28 weeks later(which I watched last night and as far as scary movies go, 28 weeks is pretty good).

Some of the players in this clip are not even Brazilian but they have the Swag. I guess one of the best compliments that can be placed on a player who isnt Brazilian would be to say "they play like a Brazilian"

TiTi Henry one of my favorite players ever and he happens to be French but dude is one of the best on the planet and he plays at a different pace, makes me think he is Brazilian or something.

Here are some hot soccer wives and girlfriends. and here.

Fux News the rundown!

2007-05-19T10:37:00.000-07:00

So Byron wrote a little something on this White Dude who thought he could run that, buy a house flip a house game. I can wholeheartedly attest to that if you dont know sh!t about home remodeling you will lose in this hustle 9 out of 10 times. Especially in the current state real estate is in and many people losing their homes after the first two years when the variable(I think thats what it is called) rate kicks in then kicks them out of their dream home because they can longer afford the mortgage.

This weeks most popular video in the hip-hop blogger world. Cease-a-Leo whipping out his johnson in a room with Two dudes and not 1 interested chick, No Homo Junior Mafia lost.

According to Fresh Lil' Wayne isnt that bad. And I, Fux also dont think he is that bad and Da Drought 3 is a beast of a Mixtape.

The Spurs knockout the Suns and I am bitter like a mothafucka', Charley Rosen breaks the Suns shortcomings down. Final four squads Jazz,Spurs,Cavs and Pistons and it looks like the Spurs are going to win a another 'chip.

Nice 6 part article on Leandro Barbosa and his road to the NBA.....

3 new Music videos by Fisty Cent aka Courtesy Curtis aka trash. Straight to the bank(actually not that bad), Amusement Park (Candy Shop revisted and shittier, but I guess it for the ladies or better yet them dumb hoes that like this ish), Fully loaded Clip(this is ok not quite garbage, too much name dropping sounds like snitching outing peoples biz in a song like that)(peace to eskay).........the video to Spider Loc's Bluetiful which I think is average and I wouldnt be caught dead bumping anywhere near my household them Ru's would come get me

Amy Winehouse Rehab Remix: Feat Jay-Z and Pharoahe Monche Jay drops his now to be expected average 16 but Pharoahe Monche murdered it(Monche by the way dropped a new video this week) and Peace to Fresh on the Rehab Remix.....

We Takin' Over Remix (c) of aHotMess I like this song by the way....

Screech getting his grizzly on,no homo (c) YoubeenBlinded.........

Jordan's came out today and for the past 3 weeks their has been releases its getting hard to keep up with this ish, I myself have toned down my sneaker fetish somewhat but here it is JIC.....

Peace to Gringo (who came up with the term Fux News) whom I agree with time to time on Hollywood hyping up waif looking bitches way too much and Maxim's 100 seems to be following that steez. Also I would like to know who votes on these lists, 6 whiteguys in their mid 30's who dont really know ish when it comes to beauty them sukkas probably think Sofia Vergara's booty is too big or she is not skinny enough. F that Maxim needs a young Latino and/or a young Black dude on board to help with their top 100 lists(Bol has the list). I am available if they want, hit me on the Gmail Maxim.....On that Note I am out till next time, 1 Hundred.

iCandy of the week, Galilea Montijo!

2007-05-19T10:17:00.001-07:00

Galilea Montijo appears on Mexican TvNovelas and she is from Guadlajara(arriba las Chivas) well she came under scrutiny recently because someone leaked an amatuer sextape allegedly featuring her in it, I cant really tell but see for yourself. By the way is somebody is going to name their daughter Galilea she better be focking hot because that name is treacherous, No Shaquanda.

Money Shot of the Day!

2007-05-19T10:14:00.000-07:00

A big Thank You!

2007-05-17T08:50:00.000-07:00

The Blogging game can feel like a huge new city and besides the obvious i.e. getting my feet wet, creating a routine and getting to know new people and making friends; the most difficult part is finding your own identity and persona to make your very own blog different than the rest. I have been trying to find my own little niche and to say I am anywhere remotely close to where I want to be would be ridic, but I am getting more comfortable in my own blogging skin. I want to reach the comfort zone where my thoughts when put to print sound as close as possible to how I want them to be read. The reason I mention this and one of the main influences in me deciding to blog a few months back; Dallas gave your Boy Fuxie Gillespie a huge Alley-Opp (check it here) and Thank you again Dallas.
This one is for You D and the reason Spanish News Stations have to be the most informative show on television, viva Telemundo and iCandy Barbara Bermudo!

VISIT DALLASPENN.COM

Vote for my dude Hoodtalk aka GoldenArmz!

2007-05-16T15:05:00.000-07:00

Yo so one of my Nahright Brethren is about to get chosen for I Love New York season 2. Go ahead and vote for him, he is a funny dude. Watch here

VOTE FOR MY BOY HOOTIE HERE

Jery Sandoval Revisted!

2007-05-15T11:50:00.000-07:00

If this beauty looks familiar well its because I have mentioned her here quite a few times. I just decided to give this Colombian lovely some more shine as I had these new Pics in the chamber. I also want to thank the Ex(Ya You Beezy) who used to make me watch a TvNovela with her daily and I at first could'nt sit through it but as soon as I saw Jery Sandoval; the show became must watch tv! And Also if Sarah Shahi is my #1 then Jery Sandoval is mos def my #1a.

Hip Hop Video of the Day: Respect West Coast Hip-Hop MothaFocka's!

2007-05-14T15:16:00.000-07:00

So yesterday I was watching Entourage and in this one scene Turtle is picking up a Lincoln and as soon as he turns it on this song was blasting. The scene was less then 10 seconds but I couldnt get the snippet of the song out of my head(no BBD Poison). So this morning I get on my grizzly and sure enough I find the artist and title: Elevation (Free Your Mind) Artist: B.U.M.S.. This is a personal favorite, 1. I didnt even know they had a video for it.

By the way this song "freely" sampled Teddy Pendergrass's: Close the Door, a banger in of itself.

an Ode to Sarah Shahi!

2007-05-14T10:46:00.000-07:00

I mentioned her a few months ago, but last night she was on Sopranos getting smashed on by Tony and she looked absolutely impeccable. Sarah Shahi need I remind ya'll is half Mexican/Half-Iraqi or Persian(like me) and I guess for that reason she (without stating the obvious which is that she is insanely beautiful) is my favorite actress!

I upped a couple more for el Gringo and also you can see Shahi on Rush Hour 3 this summer.

Non-Hip-Hop video of the day.........

2007-05-12T15:20:00.000-07:00

Shaggy didnt completely suck on this but its Barrington who Kills it! And an Extra video since I am feeling Reggaeish Police and Thieves. Whom I might admit that I learned about through Dallas Penn, he put me Up on the Clash and they covered this song and smashed it. But a Dallas Regular made sure to tell me that the song was originally Junior Murvin's and not the Clashes. Big Up on educating the Youth.

What Do your Dreams Mean?

2007-05-12T11:54:00.000-07:00

The other day I was having a discussion with a friend of mine, about me constantly dreaming that I am flying, No My Secret Identity. So she told me I should look it up and see what it means. Sure enough the meaning behind me "flying" in my dreams sounds right on. Here, Bammm if this doesnt describe me to a T right now I dont know what does:
Many dreamers have described the ability to fly in their dreams as an exhilarating, joyful, and liberating experience.?To dream that you are flying, signifies a sense of freedom where you had initially felt restricted and limited.
If you are flying with ease and enjoying the scene and landscape below, then it suggests that you are on top of a situation. You have risen above something. It may also mean that you have gained a different perspective on things. Flying dreams and the ability to control your flight is representative of your own personal sense of power.?
The Funny thing is every dream that I have about Flying is just a regular ass dream until a certain point in each dream I just get up and fly away, No homo. As soon as I read this, I thought I should share this site DreamMoods because maybe it can help you identify your dreams or help you interpret what you're feeling or how you're feeling.

Side Note: So I asked my friend what dreams had she been having lately and she told me she has had a few dreams in which she was "Drinking and Driving". She added that each time she wakes up scared or wierded out by the whole situation because she never drinks and drives. So here is what a drunk driving dream meant according to the Site:
To dream that you are driving drunk, indicates that your life is out of control. Some relationship or somebody is dominating you.

After I read her this synopsis, their was an akward silence and then she said dont think this is about you. I at first didnt think it was about me(I am not that self-absorbed) but then after she said that; of course its about me. I guess, my unwillingness to commit is causing some kind of issue with her mental state. 1 .........

Chris Rock Black Man > White Woman!

2007-05-12T10:24:00.001-07:00

Ya I changed My Blog setup, Cuz I am fickle like that. Suck My D!ck.

Money Shot of the Day!

2007-05-10T08:55:00.001-07:00

Straight Bangin's Top 25!

2007-05-10T08:34:00.000-07:00

A few weeks back I did a top 25. The reason the top25 came up was Straight Bangin' asked all "hip-hop" bloggers and contributers to come up with a list and then cumalitively Straight Bangin' through a point method would come up with a definitive Top25 according to the people who know i.e. us. I cant really disagree with their list I actually think this is as probably as close to a definitive list we will ever get to. So here is Straight Bangin's Top25

Negro Please! this clip is something that got me thinking(I usually dont think)how many times can a person say "nigga" in an interview. Got Damn Tru Lizzy takes it to an obscene level here, I think I counted 60 times in 5 minutes thats an average of 12 times a minute. Either Lizzy needs to step his vocab game up or really slow his roll the sh!ts disgusting B. I do tend to drop a "nigga" here or there and really there is no excuse(I can say its how I grew up) but the word carries a lot of negative connotations and I know we have desensitized the word over the years but to use it in such a manner is irresponsible. 1

Ohhh and Prom season is back WTF!

RIP Diego "Chico" Corrales

2007-05-08T09:16:00.000-07:00

Diego died in a Motorcycle accident yesterday. He was a dope fighter and this 10th round against Castillo shows why he was a personal favorite of mine. He seemed to live a fast life per his promoter's word and it caught up to him. "Diego Corrales lived an 'X Games lifestyle,' " his promoter, Gary Shaw said. "He was a true warrior. He did everything hard and fast. He loved anything to the extreme. He was the kind of guy in the ring you never had to worry about quitting. I don't know how many times he would say, 'They'll have to kill me first.' "

The Best 7'7 foot player in the history of Baskeball!

2007-05-07T15:37:00.000-07:00

Manute Bol is my favorite player ever. He not only was known to have spear a lion or hippo but he also Over the course of his career, averaged 2.6 points, 4.2 rebounds, 0.3 assists and 3.3 blocks per game, Take that Gheorghe Mureşan . Bol was also known to get his grizzly on with his fists handing an ass whopping to William "refrigerator" Perry a few years back. RIP Bol(I dont know if he died) so JIC here is a montage of clips of the great Bol.

Whats Happening, the lowdown!

2007-05-07T09:15:00.000-07:00

New Common track The People: This track is scorching produced by Kanye and it seems Common is picking up where Be left off and thats a good thing. Big up Eskay for the track.

New Calle 13 album (download here) courtesy of El Gringo.
I listened to the album in its entirety yesterday and its definetly a banger and you should cop it if you like good latin music. They sort of remind me of Cafe Tacuba if you dont know who they are they dropped a mother of an album a few years ago called Cuatro Caminos, Get familiar!

Byron had an article on a woman who caged up her son and put one of those dog shock collars around the kids neck. She would leave the kid in the cage and then go strip and do drugs. With the government calling for decency amongst the hip-hop community I am surprised they didnt try to flip this on Hip-Hop and say the Mom would strip to "Tip Drill"

De La Hoya lost and so did my Pockets(no pockets), end of story.

It seems there is trouble in paradise, Internal beef within DickSet, Jimmy decided to put Cam in Timeout. Illseed drops some inside sh!t

If anyone knows how I can get ahold of these "Fruity Pebbles" in size10, Holla at me....

SI got some pics up of fans and there crazy ass tats. The gayest one is of a Vato that has "I slept with Shaq" on his forehead, No Leaning like a cholo.

Is this Picture Real, WTF! Its like one big gang bang of who is who in the rap game.

Great RZA interview here.

*Snatches Late Pass* Termanology feat Trife da God - Think About it. I Have no clue how old this song is but damn its Congas.

According to Jay Leno all Mexicans look alike. Big up Icon for the link

Apparently I was the only person not to watch Spiderman this weekend as it raked in 59mill in one day. I am anti going to watch a movie on opening night, I will catch it sometime this week or on Nabolister. 1 ...........

Video of the Day,Hell Yeah!

2007-05-05T09:17:00.000-07:00

^^^This is one of my favorites! I remember dying of laughter the first time I watched it. On the Remix Jay-Z absolutely obliterates this track.

Also I found this pic of these chicks on Myspace, I dont know them but I found the pic blogworthy. Money Shot of the Day.

Nas Concert Cancelled?

2007-05-03T12:59:00.000-07:00

I am hugely disappointed, The show was cancelled last night. I hadnt been that hyped about a particular concert since Kanye came to San Diego for the College Dropout Promo tour. I had a wierd feeling the concert wasnt going to pop off because at around 11pm one of the main bars closed and the bartenders skiddadled up out the place. Sure enough 30 minutes later the anouncement was made and then pandemonium, I was surprised a riot didnt erupt but security was heavy so I guess that tamed any thought of the people causing too much of a ruckus. Word was something went down with security something about them trying to check his bags and being somewhat racist and NaS cancelled(isnt that always the case with hip-hop acts as far as security treating them like criminals or some ish).

My people and I chilled with Marcos from POD(thats my cousin Tony and him in the pic) for a minute chopping it up after the concert and he let us know that he is back in POD and that Sonny Chopped his Dreds, No homo. Here is my favorite POD track, filmed right in the middle of the hood and that barbershop is where my boys and I go.

I am convinced I am probably never going to see NaS perform live and that completely sucks especially since my boy was in Anaheim the day before and said NaS killed it. Well here is a clip of one of the most important battles in the history of Hip-Hop. All I wanted was to see him perform Ether and I would have been good.

Big up my boy from You been blinded who put me up on that video clip.

Carrying on with the Bilal Love, this is Bananas!

2007-05-01T14:34:00.000-07:00

I had to up this Common feat Bilal "Play your cards right". I mentioned the other day that Bilal is my dude and all. I found this track and almost Babied myself(you know when he sees Weezy rocking a red bandana like his daddy)N/H Naturally. The best part is Ari on the Congas, Lmao.

Video of the Day,Pharoahe Monche's the Light!

2007-05-01T10:01:00.000-07:00

Music Video:THE LIGHT (by Pharoahe Monch)

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After I noticed that a lot of Top 25's didnt have Pharoahe Monche's debut solo album Internal Affairs on their lists let alone in their top 10 like me(thats utterly criminal). I decided to post this video which is probably my favorite track on the whole album.

WTF pic of the day!

2007-04-28T11:08:00.000-07:00

I saw this sh!t and couldnt believe it. I know for a fact that most horses weigh in over a 1000 pounds. According to Guinness book the largest dog ever was around 280lbs and in this picture that dog looks like it weighs a hell of a lot more than 280. But either way this pic is crazy and I had to post it. 1

By the way do you think that dog flies, like this one?

My Top 25 Hip-Hop Albums of all-time!

2007-04-26T13:40:00.000-07:00

These are my Top 25 or so! Reading from Left to Right starting with Raekwon.
Also I adhered to the 1 per artist album and gut instinct that means if I forgot the album its prolly not that important. 1

Ohh Ya My List is missing 1 Lets add Mos Def's Black on Both Sides as #25. WTF lets just add more to this list!

Cassie is classy!

2007-04-24T14:56:00.000-07:00

I have mentioned Cassie here before and her love of d!ck sucking(n/hjic)! I am really feeling her right now, she is a nice blend of asian/hispanic. She took the time to pose for Allure nekkid(the classy broad that she is), therefore adding to my already intense attraction to her....... 1.......

Bilal's Love For Sale, actually its free.

2007-04-24T10:10:00.000-07:00

I have been looking for this album for a year or so now and due to label politcs its probably never going to be released.Thats the only reason I am encouraging downloading the album. A few months back I reviewed his first album. Bilal's first album is Top5 all time in my list any genre! I will bump that album until I die. He has done a few things since he dropped his 1st album in 2001 but I was pretty convinced that was all I was going to get from him as far as album was concerned. So you can understand my delight when I saw that someone had posted his second album. If you are having a hard time remembering who Bilal is, here are some of his most recent Efforts.
Clipse Featured him on HHNF's - Nightmares(some kid put it here on youtube to anime); this was my favorite track on the album and then he turns around and covers Radioheads High and Dry(last year on a tribute album) and Killed that shit, listen here on his myspace! Even ?uestlove touched on Bilal in his blog and how Bilal is comparable to Prince and there lies why I like Bilal so much, I grew up a big Prince Fan(n/h) and Bilal's Music reminded me of Prince in a good way. I will admit Bilal's music is an acquired taste but in my eyes(no stan) he is the freshest dopest flyest singer in the game right now.
Download here courtesy of soulwhatisitworth.blogspot.com

Killing the Tonight Show! Dr.Dre produced "Fast Lane"

"Soul Sista" the song that made me a fan, WNBA picked it as its theme song for a summer almost f0cking up this song for the kid. No Half Naked B!tches in this video and thats a good thing in this case.

And Finally "Love It" My Favorite Bilal Song of All-Time.

High & Dry Feat. Bilal by Pete Kuzma

The Daily Grind and whatnot................this Week!

2007-04-20T10:38:00.000-07:00

Tony Yayo's grandma's house is shot up.So Yayo's constant trash talking has reached a new level of ubsurdity but shooting up dudes Grandma's house is a bit much they should have shot up Mazaradi Fox's house. I guess Yayo is going to release the wolves(c) 2X

Cam'ron is going to appear on 60 minutes Sunday. The first person that comes to mind when someone asks me who is a good representative on the current state of hip-hop, I think Cam'ron and he is quite the Dignitary.
........here is a snippet of Cam'ron when asked if he would snitch on a serial killer living next door to him: "If I knew the serial killer was living next door to me?" Giles responds to a hypothetical question posed by Cooper. "I wouldn't call and tell anybody on him — but I'd probably move. But I'm not going to call and be like, 'The serial killer's in 4E.' " WTF this is going to make for an interesting interview, I say. I do find Cam quite Comical

Top 5 Funniest dudes in Hip-Hop IMO
1. Cam'ron
2. GhostFace
3. Snoop Dogg
4. NORE
5. Young Dro- Feel Free to add to the list ..........

D'Angelo decided to release a track and its quite apparent being in state of Crackism hasnt helped him in the Innovation department. I hope (for selfish reasons) that D'Angelo drops a good R&B album. .....

Va-Tech's Shooter and his home video, which is basically inaudible and not even coherent, this dude was a wild Mothafucka'.......A couple of Va-Tech Tributes by Super-Lyrical and Very Respectable MC's Lil Flip , Jin the Oriental Rapper from 106 fame(Courtesy of Nahright),

Jordan 1 pack drops this Saturday. I am going to pick them up but I am not feeling the Yellow/Black Wu-Tang Joints, prolly sell them on Ebay or some sh!t....

Conley, Cook will leave with Oden. I had a hunch all three would leave. I havent seen Cook enough to even gather an opinion but Conley on the other hand is the truth. He looks like he can come in and contribute like Chris Paul did a few years ago, No Mr.Fantastic. Robert Parrish will contribute immediately just on GP his height and length, defensive ability translates to the NBA immediately. Here hopes that the Celtics dont get the #1 pick, I hate Boston Fans.........

HALLELUJAH HOLLA BACK! Finally the Video to the most recognizable catch phrase of the moment(word up to Eskay for the link). Brought to you by the dude who thought that the "Shook Ones" beat was produced by Digital Underground ..........

Over at XXLMAG.com Byron put together the top 25 Hip-Hop albums ever. For the Most part its on Point I Personally would have added BluePrint, Life after Death, Makaveli, The Art of Story Telling, Aquemini amongst others but I dont want to get into that since I am not a music critic saveant, No Quasi. I just like good music.........

Courtesy of my boy El Gringo 15 embarrassing Photos of GDubbz By The Way Fock George Bush, Iraq is in a focked up state. US Has lost the war just in case they havent reported it yet. More Iraqi News.........

Picture Of Jessica Simpson's Boobs Nice!.......
On That Note I am out!

Oh I was supposed to go to the Raekwon Concert last night. So we(Raul,Omar and I) get there and the line is focking ridiculous and the Bouncer was like the list is closed. Which focked us over because that was the only way we were going to get in, so we decided to nix Raekwon on go to plan B(I also cancelled on the chick I was supposed to meet up with she sounded mildly disappointed, whatever). Plan B was to go to Dulce our Resident chill spot when all else fails. It went pretty well my Boy Raul called his chick and she brought a decent friend(Ya I jumped on it) anyways all was going well, we ordered a bottle, the chicks were dancing. Then Omar unexplicably becomes inebriated at the blink of an eye. So he decides to cross the street to go to Jack in the Crack. At this point I have no idea whats going on because I was getting my Mac on with this chick and not baby sitting correctly(I thought Omar was sitting down where I had placed him). Omar then comes back and says that Jack in The Crack didnt want to serve him through the Drive through because he was walking and not driving. So Omar said he puked all over their drive through window. I was like Ok O you need to take a seat an chill until we leave. He says ok I just need to go to the restroom, but this dude decideds to drive home without saying. To complicate matters his Girl had just came down from USC and was waiting for him at his house, thats another story. Back to Raul and I, so Raul already knows his chick but I on the other hand am barely getting to know this Broad. She seemed cool we clicked and we were going to leave together in her friends ride but on the drive home she starts puking in the car, this totally killed any momentum I had. So I was like Fock it just drop me off at my car. Thats pretty typical in my life, chick is feeling me and I think I am in and then she happens to get in a car accident on the way to my house or some ish like that. 1 ........

Non-Hip-Hop video of the day.........

2007-04-17T16:58:00.000-07:00

Our fans are braver than I to let that song penetrate them, or maybe they don't realise what they're listening to. They don't realise that Street Spirit is about staring the fucking devil right in the eyes, and knowing, no matter what the hell you do, he'll get the last laugh. And it's real, and true. The devil really will get the last laugh in all cases without exception, and if I let myself think about that too long, I'd crack. Lead singer of Radiohead

This video is crazy but I couldnt change the channel when it would come on.

The Landlord!

2007-04-17T15:14:00.001-07:00

I am sure I am not the only one, but all the movies that include the Frat Pack are personal favorites i.e Anchorman,Old School, Wedding Crashers to name a few. This video is of Will Ferrell's Landlord and its pretty funny (click here).

Once it hits your lips its sooo good(c) Frank The Tank

I Fux is hiphop,no homo,etc...

A couple clips from my Vegas trip

Battle of the Jams

Fux News!

Its so hardddddddd[||]

I'll Fucking Represent!

Big Doe Rehab, Ghostface Bitch!

You know I go impeccably hard!

Throwback Video of the day

My Hood Look-a-Likes!

Hip Hop video of the day!

A Week with Fabe Dogg[||], "I aint mad at that"

Pause, Pause, [||], No Homo etc!

Video of the Day!

CLASSIC VIDEO MUTHAFUCKA's

Runaway love, Nah this chick is just nuts......

a few things on my mind!

A year of going on in[||] and I am still here!

throwback Video of the day

Diana Goes on in!

Making it Rain, Killer Mike style!

This week on my mind!

recognizereal.blogspot.com!

iCandy of the Month, Riczabeth Carolina Sobalvarro!

Thoughts are still in my mind.

Non Hip Hop Video of The Day!

a few things on my mind!

Bitchmade, Nah Never!

Bilal Once Again!

Throwback Video of the day

a few things on my mind!

At heart Im a Cowboy *pause*!

80's Freestyle Music!

Hip Hop video of the day!

A few things on my mind!

Get Your Gear Up!

Ghostface opens up, *Pause*

Song of the Day

iCandy of the week, Altair Jarabo!

A few things on my mind!

iCandy of the week, Vanessa Ferlito!

Fock a Chick Flick! Get your girls Movie Watching Game Up.

*Pause* *Blank Stare*

My Hood "Celebrity" Look-alikes!

The No Homo Phenomenon! *pause* *blank stare*

iCandy of the week, Paula Garcés!

Video of the Day, random people getting owned!

Fabe Dogg Chronicles 3.....Getting Caught up, Not That Major

Best Dressed, Joakim Noah!

Throwback Video of the Day

iCandy of the week, Barbara Mori!

SouthEast's greatest blogger, Wipe Me Down!

Fux News the rundown!

F You!

I found Greg Oden's Dad!

iCandy of the week, Lauren London!

How To Pass a Breathalizer by Omar.

Woooooo!

Hip Hop Video of the Day!

iCandy of the week, Haifa Wehbe!

Fux News the rundown!

iCandy Hall of Fame!

I'm Kung Fu with my sh!t.

Money Shot of the Day!

Fock the Police!

Serena Williams!

iFuxTunes, whats banging in the whip!

Money Shot of the Day!

Fabe Dogg and Slater BFF!

iCandy of the week, Jenny Chu!

Bigger and Blogger!

Hip Hop Video of the Day!

Leaving on Vacation!

Brazilian Soccer is beautiful art!

Fux News the rundown!

iCandy of the week, Galilea Montijo!

Money Shot of the Day!

A big Thank You!

Vote for my dude Hoodtalk aka GoldenArmz!

Jery Sandoval Revisted!

At heart Im a Cowboy pause!

Ghostface opens up, Pause

Pause Blank Stare

The No Homo Phenomenon! pause blank stare