a few things on my mind!

Yo whats good my Peoples. First things First I have officially took the word Retard out of my lexicon its way too offensive and have since replaced it with Mongoloid......NOW lets get it on(c) Mills Lane


Jay Electronica havent heard him will look him up, dude is the truth and I am not being Mr.Fantastic when I say he reminds me of NaS in a good way, not biting NaS but just has that feel. Plus Dude is from Magnolia repping the South Hard.

Yo Tru Life is looking to bounce off of the Roc, which is probably the right move.I can honestly say Dude is complete garbage as an MC but he is pretty gully and has nice Ponytails to boot.


Word with the Winter right around the corner, getting geared up is probably option one.Option two is finding the right girl to shack up with during the winter months to watch a movie with or share an Ice Cream. So wise up find a girl that is decent and share the holidays with said girl.


Big Love and WEEDS are some dope tv shows, you should tune in. John from Cincinnati not so much and I watched the whole season on GP because it was filmed in Diego. By the way Billy Walsh besides Ari is the funniest dude on Entourage, SUITS(c) Walsh


Ok Ok Last time Mike Vick cloned some of his most valiant Pit's, that's gangsta almost as gangsta as him not ratting out his GrandMa who also participated in fighting her Pits. Vick lost and here everybody thought he was the "good brother". Marcus Vick please stand up.


I wonder if Bow Wow has guns the size of Lil Bow Wow, No Omarion Bow Wow collabo album..


DJ UNK is a Bama, I just watched him on MTV Cribs, Dude had plaques for ringtone sales nothing else. Hip Hop Stays Losing.

My Boy Fabe Dogg said he would bone Prince for 50k, His reasoning and direct quote "Prince is pretty, petite and freaky he would be like a chick with a dick". No Reason he just thought he should mention. So me being drunk I said "I Would Masturbate an Elephant then drink his Juice for 50k" [ll]

Patron Silver and Don Julio Anejo are the best Tequilas in the business!

Is Pill Popping the new "20", I was at this lounge the other day went into the restroom and saw like 4 dudes dropping something. I think I am pretty hip to the game and whatnot but I found this to be odd. I didnt ask what they were taking, probably just some Flinstone vitamins and I am overreacting. But I have noticed everybody and their Momma's slanging Viagra, Vicodin, Oxy, Supplements, whatever. Hustle on, is what I say.

True Story: I have a homie who was staying at the Palms in Vegas. He said he was going upto his room on the elevator and met a hot chick who started hollering at him. Well he invites her to his room one thing lead to another and he was boning. He said after it was over she charged him 300 bucks, well he said he told her "wtf" and that he would be right back. Well he never went back so when his other boys showed up in the room the chick was trying to charge them, anyways they never paid her and she was looking for him the whole weekend at that room. Luckily he had homies staying on a different floor. Is that shit legal, acting interested in somebody, fucking them and then charging. Damn if that isnt a hustle I dont know what is, Word to Jehovah Witnesses.


Thats all for this week, Stay on the grizzle and Cien!

a few things on my mind!

Whats good, this week in my mind; No Dumb Pharrell album..If you got a colorful hoodie on take a seat or better yet Walk with me..


The Feds are really going on in on Mike Vick damn, but I bet ya'll didnt hear about his Dog Rocket Launcher fully capable of launching a Pit-Bull 300 yards, now thats gangsta.


Yo you know what else is Gangsta, Me knocking out a dude with a purple smedium polo on. One Punch is all it took. I will take that punch over a piece of bubblelicious watermelon flavored gum anyday of the week. What What(c) Nore in '98


This Track By Rey Lavender is currently my Joint *pause*



Football season is just a week or two away, the hype is ridiculous right now. Sunday Mornings after a long night out and barely if any amount of sleep at the local bar with the homies = the Life....Chargers going to take it this year.

Barry Bonds broke the Homerun Record, Good For him. *stands and gives light applause*

Being Guilty by Association is the new black.For instance a girl told me the other day "I cant be with you because your friends are so and so" and I didnt even argue and kept it moving thats the end of that.

I wonder if the god of pussy is a compassionate person or vindictive.

The Zoo is a good place for a date. I was with this chick once and we saw two monkeys banging, she laughed. But we banged the same day, I am not saying seeing the Monkeys bang was the reason but it couldnt have hurt. *daps baboons with colorful rumps*

Kanye West - Graduation 9-11-07; Cop it!

If Mike Vick drowns a Pit bull does one of his Co-d's mention it, I think so. Mike Vick has pitbulls that live in trees. Those are rare and can only be found at the Vick Compound.

I think the Feds should investigate Jessica Biel she has a Pit named Tina, She niggerino. Dont ask me ask WIKI

the Prestige and the Illusionist are some pretty good movies about Magic. But I think they should make a movie called the Contortionist, now that would be gangsta. *paging vivid*
*vivid hands Fuxie late pass and tell me*
"Young Man we just released Contortionist 8 the wrath of the Flexible one legged Midget"

I coined that phrase by the way "dont ask me ask wiki" .......My check better be in the mail, 1 hundred

80's Freestyle Music!

Who Remembers 80 freestyle music? guaranteed if you are from SoCal then you know what I am talking about. This genre of Music used to get the Party popping and I am pretty sure if you throw one of these cuts on, still till this day the party will crack. I was just a young Lad when this sh!t was ummm the sh!t but I can appreciate any type of music that gets the girls to dance. I actually can still feel and get my swag on to 80's freestyle electronica. Enjoy the videos I took it back with.

Ohh and I know I have been slacking on the blogging tip, but IT over at the 8 to 5 has locked down on Wordpress,Blogger, Myspace and any other type of social network. So I used to be able to get my grizzly on the blog tip on company time but now I have to find a way to blog on Fuxie's personal clock. Which is tough since I stay busy like a hoe on Main St (Diegans know what I am talking about), but I am going to try and stay on my P's and Q's.I appreciate the love and 1 hundred

A few things on my mind!

Whats good Folk, last week I hit you with "Whats on my mind" and I got a good response. So I am going to make it a weekly drop. This past week was hectic early on and then slowed down on Sunday. I had time to catch up on Entourage, I had missed it the past 3 weeks-dvr saves lives-(wow was the furry banging hilarious).




So KG looks like he is going to Boston, I hate Boston fans like I hate gum under my shoes. They are mad annoying, but this will be a good look for the NBA if Boston can be relevant again. If you run out a lineup with KG, Paul Pierce, Manute Bol and the Popcorn guy I am pretty sure Boston can win the east.......


Shout out to my boy Big Pun(he is next on the celebrity look-a-like drops) he turned 22 last monday and came over to the bar I was at and he sat next to Fabe Dogg and I. We met two chicks and they started drinking with us. He ended boning one of them good for him.....


Pick up Common's Finding Forever and Keith Murrays Rap-Mur-Phobia this week, good hip-hop is still being released...I heard Rock The Bells in New York was cracking, whatever I wasn't there so I dont really give a fock.... Rock the Bells is coming to Diego Next Month not the same lineup but it should still crack if the WU is headlining, I am probably going to go to that and the White Stripes who are coming in September, If you dont feel the White Stripes then you probably aint hip-hop........


Jose Canseco said he has something on A-Rod and its going in his next book. I am all for telling the truth and think the stop snitching ish was ridiculous but when you are focking with someones livelihood that is taking it too far.... Remember when Jose was the shit, 40/40, Bash Brothers, Focking Madonna. Damn this dude fell off and he fell off hard, No Dennis Rodman and or Surreal Life ...............


Shirts against the Blouses ......if you need a laugh go here ...... Also Monique sit your ass down, tired no comedy having ass heffa. Nothing to do with your overt fatness( I do find your underarms slightly hilarious though), I just dont find you funny and whomever does needs their Funny Bone checked out by Negroedamus.. Ohh I see you too Nick Cannon you are teetering on absolute wackness, no amount of funny in your shtick dude..... If ya'll want to see funny check for Paul Mooney one of the best to ever do it! and if you dont find him hilarious feel free to revoke my comedy pass.


Shout out to BudLight, Oral-b, Durex, Viagra, Polo, Red Dixie Cups, Kirkland Water, Over priced Gasoline, Coco Butter, bouncing balls that cost a quarter, Chico Sticks .. All these products I use or have used, just thought I should mention....

Shout out to M.A.D.D. they are doing something worth mentioning..

Yo if you like to watch TV naked and lay in your bed and do sit-ups, just know that you are not alone....

Shout out to Faggot ass Chauncie from Menace 2 Society, he made snitching seem like it was the right thing to do..... I see you Cam'Ron damn right this is a hot summer, I stay hearing your name in the streets.....

Lex Lugar according to my boys was the first to body slam Yokozuna, shout out to the Total Package *pause* and my homies who are on some "wiki that shit" whenever somebody says something that nobody co-signs or corroborates............Speaking of wrestling Ric Flair is the GOAT

You wanna send me some free ish holla at me on the Gmail.......for the right amount, I can even make your shit tighter(c)Jigga the Camel ........

Big up all woman of mixed ethnicities if your Mexican half dont want it, maybe your Filipina half will....

David Beckham is in LA and not playing yet but the stadiums have been packed, so therefore money well spent by the Galaxy...

The First 48 is the best show on tv right now....

Gunther now thats a fucked up name, how about Unique thats also a brilliant name ..............

1 hundred and I'll holla next week

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A few things on my mind!

A couple of things have been on my mind as of late. So if I am pandering or making no sense please understand that I have a slight case of scatter-braineditis, hence the use of multiple ellipses.



First I am taking the no no homo disclaimers to new levels these days I am really reaching for the holy grail of blatant gay innuendo yet trying not to sound overtly gay. Call Me the Apple in the eye of the Gay Innuendo Mountain top movement! i.e I went on in hard and often on the beer over the weekend, really taking it to the head. See if you say that aloud it sounds mighty suspect, thats what I mean about just saying outlandishly sounding gay ish..........

I have a ridiculous fear of hairy caterpillers........

I have also took to taking B-12 supplements before I go out and drink and so far no improvement on my body aching the morning after, no morning after pill.....Big up Phuque

I want to give a big shout out to little people or midgets who can go to the club and have a great time, props to them and people that wear helmets but are not riding a bike. Also I want to shout out Wizards and Magicians and their little helpers....

The Giraffe is a beautiful animal and a personal favorite, if I died and came back an animal I would want to be a Lion. I bet Giraffe meat is quite tasty....

On a serious note I want to shout out my baby brother who would have been 21 last week. He came into this world full of life only to have it abruptly end after 2 months. I always wonder what would have been. I remember my mom sheltering me and keeping me away when it happened. I was about 5yrs old and I still remember being completely devastated. I cant help but feel like their is a small piece of me missing.....back to the basics

Shout out to any woman in my life that shows a general interest in me and what I have to say. That is geniune love you show me and I try to show it back by being myself and by being as honest as possible. thanks because all ya'll help me be less self-conscience............Also big up to all girls who cheat and get away with it, quit you're trifling ways heffas ...............Yo and I saw a girl at the club the other day with yellow pumps and when I got close to her, her nails were also painted yellow anyways I dont really know much about fashion but damn that chick looked incredibly hot.......


Tim Donaghy; that name I will never forget. This is the dude that killed the NBA, not Ron Artest not Hip-hop; but this idiot. Fock all the people who think otherwise, the integrity and purity of the game will never ever be the same. I am not saying I wont watch but its not the same. I cant help but feel that the Suns got the high hard one.......

Michael Vick is a dumb 'Bamma and he lost. Fighting dogs wtf is that, who does that ish. Somebody told me that if I like Rodeo's and I told him yes its part of Mexican Culture. He asked me what was so humane about bull fighting, my response was nothing and of course its wrong. But here is the difference Dog is mans best friend they have personality and love for its owner and will die for the owner and a bull dont know ish plus we eat cows and who eats a dog besides the Thai. Thats my justification not saying its right but thats the way I feel, Dog Fighting is just wrong.

I watched Smoking Aces a few nights ago and I came to the conclusion that Alicia Keys is about perfect she is like 99%....

If you havent picked up a copy of Sa-Ra's Hollywood Recordings, you lost...

Shout out to my boy Fabe Dogg the consumate friend and wingman. He never complains and if I have a date with a girl and she brings a friend, Fabe always rolls sight unseen and doesnt care what the girl looks like. He stays taking one for the team even when its deemed unnecessary, good friends like this are hard to come by....

Big up Chicks with Dicks and the dudes that get fooled by it and then in turn completely deny they are gay, I see you Mase and Eddie.......

Badminton is only to be played high, not that I know anything about that......

Shout out to my little girl who is 4 and I am going to get a Wii just to play along with her and talk mad ish in her ear i.e. "Sierra you dont want this you cant handle me get your game up little girl, your game is weak and subpar to be related to me you can not be lackluster" , Ya that sounds about right......

Shout out to MTV for making Friday the Animated Series, they lost as well as O'Shea....

Big up girls at the bar on a monday drinking alone, if you guys dont know what this girl wants you lost..... Also big up meeting girls in random places(bank,grocery store, park whatever) during the summer and subsequently having someone to spend time with during the lovely weather.....

In the middle of the hot summer nothing beats a Juicy watermelon or Cucumbers with Chile and Limon........


Just when I was thinking about retiring, I am back and blogging. Sho 'nuff I might be quite for a little but when I leave I will come back and blog again.....1 hundred

Fock a Chick Flick! Get your girls Movie Watching Game Up.

From the old school saying each one teach one, I take the liberty in doing such with any girl I date whom I think may have a chance to stay with the GOD (5-percent term meaning man Man, no blasphemy or arrogance)and not just be some random hoe I ran through. I take the time to show show her gully, funny and favorite movies of mine. If she can't sit through these and enjoy them then quite possibly I am not the man for her. I may have missed some but these where the ones that popped up in my mind, I dont want to go into full detail of why I choose them but each movie here has a quality that endeared me to the movie and therefore I am able to watch over and over and I would hope if I popped it on; the person I am with can also enjoy the movie or for the most part not mind if I am "picking" this time errrr all the time, just kidding. I also like Beer, Pizza and Cucumbers with Chile and Limon but this isnt Find-a-Date.Com this is iFux, Respect my Swag. All-Time Favorite is Coming To America after that all are random. Shout out To DallasPenn.Com who this week had a few Movie posts which in turn made me want to do this.Feel Free to suggest a movie that you should watch your girl with in the Comment Section so when we all teach one the next time she has a man that dude will appreciate the movie game we dropped on these hoes . 1 hundred

Fabe Dogg Chronicles 3.....Getting Caught up, Not That Major

(fux note: story as told to me by Fabe Dogg)


So it was the night of you're birthday and we were at the club in TJ but I needed to leave early because I had to work the next morning. My Bad about that. Well that chick I had been focking with was there but she didnt want me to leave and but I had too so she decided to come with me. Yet we both didnt drive, so we took a taxi to the border and when we crossed I called my dad to pick me up it was 3am or so,(fux note: Fabe Dogg is 25 and him and his fathers relationship is a whole 'nother story i.e. going to the strip club together, rating Fabe's chicks etc.) my dad picked us up in the Ford Ranger, she rode bitch. My dad didnt even give me the thumbs up or stamp of approval which disappointed me. We get to my parents house and she wants me to go home with her, so we get in my truck and on the since she lives in La Jolla which is 30 minute drive from the border and she proceeds to suck my d!ck to kill the time and silence from L street all the way to Pacific Highway which was a good 15 minute drive/brain combination. I tell you she sucks the most impressive d!ck ever she sucks every last ounce of my being and then swallows. We get to her crib and I fall asleep on her bed. I see her get out of the bathroom naked but I was done so I didnt do sh!t with her. I wake up in the morning and go to work dont talk to her for a few days or so. (fux note: this is were Fabe Dogg becomes Fabe Dogg) I keep in touch with her but nothing major. But I find out from you (me fux) that you're girl has a hot friend who is interested in me but happens to be friends with SuperHead Jr. I dont care, I get this other chicks number and text her to see what is up but she happens to be sitting right next to superhead and I get a text back from Superhead talking about I am right here with such an such in Capitol letters. Word these hoes got me caught up. Whatever Superhead doesnt want to deal with me anymore but the other chick said its ok we just have to keep it on the low. Which I am cool with anyways because I need to keep it on the low from my Main girlfriend who lives with me and constantly thinks I am cheating. Maybe my girl should give me head because she hasnt given me head in the two years since she got her braces.(fux note: he is always cheating, not that there is anything wrong with that;its his business) Hey did I tell you about the time I boned four different chicks on my 22nd birthday ...........

(Fux Note: Fabe dogg has a many a qualities but controlling his lust for woman isnt one of them, till next time 1 hundred)

How To Pass a Breathalizer by Omar.

This story was told and sent to me by my Boy Omar and I am all for helping out a fellow man in a time of need. So I co-sign everything Omar did to avoid being locked up and I will reiterate my stance Fock The Police!



How to beat a DUI!!! Yo Im bout to let the hood know how to beat a DUI.
Friday night I hit up the club and I have 3 beers, 3 shots of DJ (Don Julio
Bitches) and a rum and coke and some bitch ass kamikazee. So on my way home
the bitch ass babylon pulls me over. I get out the jeep and this muthafucka
ask me for my license (Ur boy ain't got a license) so I hand the bitch ass
jake my passport he is like what is this I say this is my identification I
lost my license a while back (I told that bitch I went to the dmv for a new
one yesterday lol). Anyways this bitch ass cop is giving me a test and I
think im going to the slammer. After all the test I take he ask me to do
the infamous 4 and you know what I tell him I told that bitch I have bad
ankles I don't think I can pass that test. So he tells me if I want to take
the breath a test I said I don't think I want to take it jake and he tells
me then im going to have to arrest you (In my mind my new name is pac man
jones). Aight so im like fuckit give me the damn test bitch. So this is
the key fellas when im bout to take the test and blow in the contraption I
start huffing out hot air. Muthafucka is telling me to blow harder so I
huff a little bit harder I do it one more time and he tells me my blood
alcohol level is at a 0.05 and that I could leave. I ask the bitch if I
scored high on my test and he said I had failed. So I hop in the whip and
head to super sergios to celebrate. Next time you drink and drive and get
pulled over huff and don't blow and you will be aight.

Follow these easy steps and you may also save forrest fires errrrr you're ass from getting locked up and anally raped, No Bernard Hopkins!
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