Runaway love, Nah this chick is just nuts......

Story as told to Fuxie...........names were withdrawn to protect identities and relationships etc.


" Yo so its Sunday night and I was at the pizzeria with the homies, nothing Majah. I get home put on some basketball shorts throw on the TV. Well around 1am I get up to go get some Juice. I hear some noises coming from the garage and I look in and its this psycho bitch I had been fucking. I am like, 'how the fuck did you get in' she was like ' I told you I needed to speak to you so I followed you home I was going to surprise you' I was like ' what the fuck is wrong with you, you need to get the fuck out before I call the cops or some shit' she said 'I dont have anywhere to go' I said ' Go to the Homie B's house he wont have a problem with it'. I closed the door and made sure she got in her car and bounced. Anyways I wake up the next morning and call the Homie B and he says ya sure enough she showed up...."

Ed Note: so the Homie B was also in attendence and now this is his part of the story.......

"so my roommate wakes me saying some chick is sneaking around the backyard, I look at her and its the Homie A's jumpoff so I open the door and let her in. I ask her what she wanted 'she was like can I talk to you' I say 'sure you mind if I smoke an L while you talk to me' I light up my blunt and two minutes in her hand is on my dick. I am 'you wanna go to my room' she said 'yes' and we go to my room. within in minutes I am straight smashing the ish out of this chick (ed note: she is mad midgety) but when I look at her face she has no emotion like I am banging a hooker and since she isnt giving anything back it takes me 40 minutes of smashing to come. Anyways as soon as I am done I play dumb and show her a text that my girlfriend is coming so she could get the fuck out. She gets scared and leaves to, I dont know where"

Ed Note: Homie C comes into the picture and tells his part of the story......


"So that same morning I wake up around 7am but I have no clue what happened the night before and go outside the crib and I notice a wierd car in the street. I walk up to it and I see a body in the back and it was the homie A's Jumpoff. I knock on the window as her what she is doing and she said she didnt have a place to go. So I ask her if she wants to sleep in my room and she says sure. So we go to my room and lay down, I try to cuddle her and get something to pop. Anyways she says she is tired so I go back to bed.I wake her ass up around 10am and tell her to bounce, havent really talked to her since....."

Ed Note: Homie D tells his part of the story.........

"so the chick calls me that night asking if she can crash at my place, I say sure on the couch. Sure enough she comes over and lays on my couch. I tried to fondle her tits but nothing popped(Ed. Note: word is he really smashed but doesnt want to say) , the next morning she left and I havent talked to her since"


Ed Note Final Note: All in all this chick is pyscho and its only a matter of time before we hear something worse happening to her. I myself wouldnt touch the chick but I know a few of the crew who are probably going to run a train on her and good for them is what I say. I hope you enjoyed and Cien!

a few things on my mind!

I go all day like the clock on the wall! I am really going to try and give a horrible performance on this post and I am going to blame it on the liquor, Ecstasy and my waxed eyebrows. Britney needs to sit her hoe ass down and make sure she is wearing panties cuz the last thing I need to see is all that hang time on her monkey again as well as horrible singing/dancing. Don't get me wrong I like hoe to make fools of themselves but what TI over at MTV co-signed this bag to open up the show. Anyways Nicole and Lil Wayne(the best rapper alive, no hyperbole) killed the pre-show in my opinion. As far as the rest of the show I just fast forwarded and dozed off, I pretty much just picked my boogers and farted not really paying close attention to even come up with a fair synopsis. I am pretty secure in saying that it probably sucked and I didn't miss anything.


Mos Def went on in on Bill Maher, there is 4 parts to this and go ahead and watch. I don't think Mos intends to be funny all the time but every time I watch dude on one of these talk shows, I find myself laughing hysterically. I dont think that is always Mos's intention but he does always have a sense of sarcasm when he makes valid points. I remember watching Italian Job and Mos meets Skinny Pete(Gawtti from Boo-Ya Tribe) and Mos cant look at dude in his eyes, that scene was one of the funniest bits in a movie I have ever seen(I tried hard to find the clip on the net and this is all I found) and when I became a believer in Mos Def's thespian skills. Anyways back to the Maher and I know I am not the most educated dude but geez Cornel West has lost me completely, I saw him give a speech a few years back and I totally understood what the hell he was saying then but now not so much. Dude starts making a point about something and mid-way I will start thinking about titties or Dos XX (his blood smells like cologne -see the most interesting guy in the world -; I wonder what his breath smells like [||]) and then Cornel will finish his point and I am sitting there with a blank stare like WTF just happened to my mind too much Harvard/Ivy League speak for me to decipher I guess, Fuck it back to the Titties and Dos XX thoughts.


Trick Daddy got arrested for disorderly intoxication in a Strip club. Nah really, Trick seems to me like the type of guy who acts very gentlemanly in any kind of setting including the Strip Club, Nann Nigga(c) Trick Daddy. By the Way on the I'm So Hood track, Trick killed that ish thoroughly and the beat fits him; it should have just been him on the whole track with T-Pain on the hook no need for Ricky Ross and Plies. WTF is a Plies sounds like a new kitchen appliance to me. i.e. "I just got that new plies and it makes great margaritas"

All the ladies in the house say HO! No Need to say that but I want my writing to feel like I am today; which is super hyphy. Get my pool in the back of Course. Its going to be hot this winter on some so cold its hot type shit sort of like dry ice. Get my popsicle in my hand [||], no super fudge bar. I have always wanted to go into 31 Flavors(Havent seen one of those in a minute) try all the flavors and leave without buying an Ice Cream because they didnt have my favorite flavor which is RomPope; Ya'll Latinos know what I am talking about; Damn TostiLocos eating Mofo's.


So my homies said they saw the ex-wifey of many years out at the club with her new man. Big Shout out to him and good luck seriously, also that dent on the right side of the bed is from you know who.

I treated this past sunday like the real Super bowl, so saturday night I played it real chill and didnt go out so I could be up bright and early. I watched most of the games at a bar with my homies and then we headed to my aunts to barbeque and watch the Chargers. I actually was pretty happy with the Charger game, they showed that they were able to win without LT being on point. Ugly wins are always good. Big Up Randy Moss who looked like he was stuck in '99 mode and just killed the JETS. I hate the Patriots but they are going to be serious this season. In my opinion the Championship is goin to come down to the Chargers, Colts and Patriots nobody else looks to be in that class.


Speaking of Sports wtf is up with the Knicks and Zeke. Yo I am not a lawyer by any means but this chick Browne-Sanders is saying a whole lot of shit before this sexual harrasment claim has even went to trial, why not just settle it. The chick is saying Zeke would call her a ho or F'ing Bitch and told her to send some Knickerbocker Dance chicks to the referee locker room to flirt with the referees before games. With the Donaghy ish hitting the fan, does the NBA really need anymore negative press. Well whatever, Zeke's seems like a pretty gully dude but his game with this chick was weak. Allegedly he played HORSE with her at a charity event and after he beat her Zeke said "I think I am falling in love with you" wtf is that, I dont make this stuff up. I just pass it on. Where is Harold Reynolds when we need him.

*Walmart intercom*
"Paging all sexual harassers, Report to the dance floor immediately"

No Bernard Hopkins being called "Soapy"

Okay one question for Usher, Why Get Married? Dude you are young and famous, is it necessary to get married let alone to some old chick with kids. Why not just move in with her and keep it moving.

Go Pick up the Kanye and Curtis on GP. Plus that new Good Life Video is the truth. Is Kanye just act like a little bitch to be funny. Because some of his little shenanigans are straight up Homo. I guess I dont really care for Kanye the person but he makes dope music. Its like Barry Bonds, dude is probably not the most desirable person to be around but he is a great ball player. In the end thats all that matters to me when I am trying to get my entertainment on. Word to Mike Vick


Yo PETA, I killed a mouse the other day with a shovel, lil suma'bitch was eating an avocado in the garage. So I had to ether him up, call me the Gravedigga word to the Pick the Sickle and the Shovel. Runaway Ralph dont want it with Fux, Noooooooo!


Catch ya'll next week, call it a date. Cien!


ps this his been up at Hiphopremix.com for a week, dont forget to visit my other spot on the web.

A year of going on in[||] and I am still here!

I just hit the one year mark with my blog. I honestly feel pretty good about it. I have slowed down but I havent quit. So I wanted to take this time and thank some people. I want to list all the people that influenced me or had my back during this past year. I am going to try and do it like a Cd when you open up the book and see the Artist thanking anyone and everyone for holding them down during the creative process. So check my rundown, If I didnt name you by name please dont get offended as I am doing this over a two day process just to try and make sure I name as many people as I can. Anybody who has come across my life this past year in all forms email,chat,e-family whatever; I am thanking all you to.
 
First and Foremost I want to thank the GOD and whatnot. My Parents-Moms for putting up with all my ish and still playing a dule roll of mother and grandmother. BaBa- we dont talk that often but I know you're holding me down. My Sister- you are growing up before my eyes and it can be hard for me to understand that maybe you are not a little girl anymore, now shut your mouth. My Daughter- who is my everything and I am tough on you but its because I love you. The Ex-Wifey Beezy-I love you and I understand I wasnt the man for you, I am glad we can be cordial and amicable.My whole Family Tias' Uncles- people that have a great deal of influence on my sense of humor.To all my Cousins, specifically- Jesus, Thongs and Tony- I have many a more cousins but you guys are the ones I grew up with and roll with. Nora,Lety,Cynthia,Diana, Amanda yall girls are the homies and keep my day rolling with emails, thanks. My Whole Crew the Hooligans, Fabe Dogg- my Co-d and brotha from anotha mothafucka' you make me laugh with your countless strories about the opposite sex, Mexico next month My Nukka. Omar-whats good my brotha, you influence me too, you're a funny mothafucka'. Aharon- Compadre what more can I say, you asked me to be your sons godfather. The Rest... Raul, AJ, B-Diddy aka OG Bobby Johnson, Felipe aka Flipper, Jose Ramos aka Adrian Gonzales Brother, Jenny- thanks you are good people, Felipe aka Thoree, Carlo, Java aka Dj Khaled "we the best who weeeeeeee", Paco aka the Panch aka Francisco aka the Mexican Steve O, Strong Rick aka the Plummer, Arturo, Eder the whole Cobian Family, Young Steve, Big Pun, Elmer- the best thing you could have got was shot in Iraq, now you are home safe and dont have to go back, Walter, Stan- whats good little brotha, Gabe, Jason, David, the Rest of My Cousins Tony's Crew I may have missed , Dulce Gang- Mo and Memo- What up!, any girl I have ran threw this year thanks for the love. Iliana- what up girl, its not over its just Half-time baby and I am still in the game, Maribel- Thanks for being a nice humble girl, Alejandra- whats good, Maija- hey girl, Jeanette- you are a sweet woman, Brook- que onda, My Internet influences and the reason I do this, Dallas Penn- Whats up homie you are basically the reason I do this shit, Eskay- whats good now fix your ish so I can comment, Bol Crawford - even if with the constant faggotry,Fresh- Hey girl, Nathan over at Hiphopremix.com- thanks for giving my corner and I am going to try and go all in with the comedy this year at your spot, lets get this ish to crack homie, The Whole NahRight Collective and If I started to list names; I know damn right I would miss one of ya'll so I am not even going to do that but I want to thank all of you for making my workday go by faster and the endless stories, Belize- I can mention you homie, because it was before Nah and you're one of the original e-homies, Gringo aka No Mames Buey - whats up and thanks for always hooking it up.Patti-for the love. Everybody again Thanks and if I may have missed you I got you on the next e-drinks on Me. I honestly Considered throwing a party for this but I am about to go on a trip and I just couldnt make the money stretch that far, so next time. *blop blop blop* Shots In the Air, Cien!

throwback Video of the day

The summer is just about officially over so why not have one last hoorah! Summer Bunnies it is. Wierd how they have Aaliyah in this video its probably right before Kells starting peeing on her(God bless the dead), I dont make this shit up I saw the tape. Well I used to like this song because The Spinners-Its a Shame is one of my favorite beats. Monie Love also sampled the beat and I think Lethal Bizzle.

Diana Goes on in!

Big up the homie D, who sent me this clip and told me I could post it. I cant begin to describe the admiration that I have for her. I wouldnt say Diana and I are close per se but we have a good relationship as far as male/female friendships go. Diana is a hardworking mother but the thing that I look up to is all the extra-curricular sh!t she is into teaching dance, surfing, running marathons, being a mother and I assume boning her husband is also part of her curriculum. Whatever the case besides being sexy(but I dont even look at her like that, Claudia her homie though is another story I would eat her ass and chocha until I tore an ACL) she is also in inspriration to your boy Fuxie and thats why I stay in touch; Our daughters are good friends so I guess that is another reason.

Anyways Diana keep doing you and I know you aspire to do something in entertainment and you better believe I got your back like reverse cowgirl. The only complaint I had on your tape was that in real life you are pretty funny and the tape didnt have enough of that. Cien!

Making it Rain, Killer Mike style!

Killer Mike is not only a dope MC but dude decides to share his secrets about his amazing ability to make it rain on them hoes. This shit is pretty funny. What would Jesus do(c) Killer Mike

This week on my mind!

So whats good White Folks in the club with a mug. Word is bond I was chased by some pits(no Mike Vick) and I stopped and sang some James Brown "I am black and I am proud to them" them dogs in turn starting humping each other. Wierd shit I know, but I learned that from Shame aka Damon Wayans. If you dont know what I am talking about get your movie viewing game up. Word to Siskel and Ebert/Roeper or whatever them fuckas go by now days, they change their names more than often than Diddy. "Two Thumbs up" requires a disclaimer of sorts, sounds mad suspect for two grown ass men to say something is "two thumps up" how about a "double fist up"; Whoa forget I suggested that.


Kanye and Curtis leaked [||] this week. I like Kanye's album and I have had it on constant rotation but its not anywhere close to College Dropout in my Opinion; Champion and Goodlife being my early favorite cuts. Curtis I listened to a few times, the album is ok just about what I expected from ole Curt nothing ground breaking. I still suggest ya'll to go pick up both next week on GP. By the way if you never heard 50's album "Guess Whos Back" go pick that up because that was a classic-slept on album, just in case you want some old 50 type music and not this vitamin-watered down type ish he is dropping.

I want to also say T-Pain has an amazing talent and that is crafting infectious hooks and in turn become hit songs. I cant really front when I am in the club and I hear Bartender, Buy you a Drank, Im so Hood, Good life(possibly) or Shawty those are all bonafide club bangers that have one thing in common, thats T-Pain.


I dont know if you know that Travis Henry of the Broncos is the new-age Shawn Kemp, no he didnt get caught with crack and gain forty pounds in his bottocks[||]. But dude has 9 children with 9 different women, damn. Look I dont make this shit up I just pass the word to ya'll.

By the way how much does Shaq stand to lose now that he is getting divorced. Even with an Iron Clad pre-nup dude is going to lose something. Unless he can prove Shaunie's trainer was "working that ass out" literally maybe then he will only have to give up 20million. Who would even want to tap Shaunie after Shaq and 6 kids, that must feel like sticking your Unit in Bathtub, Nada.


Larry Craig trying to Bofo somebody in an airport restroom, now that ish is hilarious. I didnt know there was hand signals for Fag, I just go by how dudes talk. I am glad I just go into a public restroom to Piss and not Shit, I might have had to fock somebody up if there foot touched mine up from underneath a bathroom stall. That is severely homo and by the way if I am pissing in a stall next to you wait till I am done before starting a convo; It goes against my morals as a Nonfag-Man. If I was gay and flashed you that hand signal then go ahead and try to run your game for some head in a stall [||]. I wish I can just flash a hand signal to a woman and she would just jump right into sucking my unit. Wait a second I think that is called waving down a prostitute, I will pass. No I cant really mess with AIDS its not my thing, word to Magic. I once messed with a girl that was a bona-fide pro fortunately for me all I acquired was diarrhea, thanked the Pussy God for that one.

I heard Kellz got his trial postponed till 08. Damn who is his lawyer because that dude is on his grizzly. I am fascinated with this Kelly peeing on young chicks trial, not because I want to do that type of ish but because I want to see what is going to happen to him. The thought of pissing on a girl is quite funny,not in a misogynistic kind of way but like why would I want to do that; unless I was in a pool and wanted her to feel warm but that would be thoughtful of me.


I went to go see Barrington Levy last week and dude killed it. I have seen many a live concert before and Barrington impressed me, he really goes on in. He seems to be really enjoying what he is doing, his energy infectious and voice is very clear. Catch him if you can(c) Leonardo.

Ghostface is probably my next concert dude is in town in October, I have stated before that Ghostface is top5 dead or live on GP. His discography speaks for itself, almost no one else in hip-hop has been as consistent.


He has a little sugar in his tank, basically he is homosexual(c) Rick James ..... Wow is this hilarious, big up cMac!



Ohh I might be late but Owen Wilson one-half of the Wedding Crashers tried to Off himself. Whoa Hollywierd stays losing, I cant believe some of these idiots. How can you be so down on yourself that you try a heroin/poison cocktail and then slit your wrists. I dont even get stunned by any of this ish anymore. I cant wait for Amy Winehouse to be caught with a needle on her clit and her passed out almost dead. Dont get me wrong I dont wish death upon anyone, lets hope she gets caught in a semi-coherent state. Then Amy can get help and find Jesus, Word to Mike Vick.

Michael Jackson dropped this new scorcher Mamacita[||].Good to see him back doing his thing but does anybody believe him when he is singing to girls. Wacko stays losing. I cant front though in my top25 most played on the iPizzle I have like 5 Wacko tracks. Word to PYT, Human Nature, The Way you make me Feel, Rock with you, etc.

On that note, I am Cien catch ya'll next week!

recognizereal.blogspot.com!

Shoutout to these dudes who stay doing some innovative funny skits. Homie asked me to post so here it is. These are the same dudes that brought you the UPS is hiring skit, Cien!

iCandy of the Month, Riczabeth Carolina Sobalvarro!

I have been slacking on the iCandy but I just saw this chick and had to post her. Riczabeth comes out on some Novela called Dame Chocolate! Damn right, now lets all jerk to this[||]

Thoughts are still in my mind.

Damn it was hot last week, so hot in fact on one particular day my balls[||] were thirsty so I soaked them in Formula Fifty. 50 stays losing and Kanye stays winning i.e.His appearence on Entourage this past week and snippet of his song Good Life!


Get at me if you are going to be at the House of Blues in Diego on the 31st watching Barrington Levy, Word to Shyne Po.


Pick up Deep Hearted by Talib's WeedCarriers- Strong Arm Steady, I got my hands on it last week and no Mr.Fantastic but the album bangs on some serious West Coast Hip-Hop Tip. Top 5 album of the 3rd quarter, Real talk. I havent stopped bumping it for a week and thats saying a lot a because I am fickle like a mothafucka' when it comes to new music. Pick up Ear Drum too, best Kweli album since Quality and he has upped his game and hitting his lyrical prime.

Jay Electronica!


Girls who can get it early and often Lauren London, Galalea Montijo and Ms. Dynamite and that chick I met at the bar who gave me her number and when I called and left a message she never returned my call. No reason just thought I should mention those 4 chicks.

Yo I made the mistake of eating Tacos on a random corner in Tijuana at 3am with the homies last Tuesday. Damn and did my stomach pay the price Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. I was in the bed out for the count, my homies didnt do fair to well themselves. Thats the last time I eat at a random stand, I usually fuck with vendors I know and food poisoning is the reason. Big Up to Currupt Tijuana Policia who pulled me over twice on some "drinking and driving suspicion" I blew [||] in there little bitch ass breathalizer and came out negative and they still wanted to take me away. Luckily for me the Homies brother who runs Revolucion and TJ came through when I clicked him on the Nextel, dude went in on the Policia for fucking with the kid and they let me go. He had to do this again later and I realized that was the main reason I dont even drive when I am in Tijuana and I just park my car on the US side and get a Taxi to shoot us around town for 5 bucks. Point is in the end I won, an American Cop would have stuck his flashlight all up in my ass for even trying to call someone.

I think we should have a barter system with cops like they should take cash considerations for dumb traffic infractions and they can give you a reciept or go to court to dispute the violation. I would much rather give up 40 bucks for drinking a beer, texting and driving all at the same time than going to court. What do ya'll think? If I drink 3 beers at 6pm and then Drive home at 630 drink 4 more beers from 7pm to 9pm and then take a shower and then Drive to the Jumpoffs around 10pm, constitute drinking and driving, I think not because I usually feel very good when I am making that drive.


Mike Vick I am going to leave you alone for real but damn, I commend you that you found Jesus.I bet Jesus would have liked you to find duke when you where Catapulting Pits or Throwing them in the English Channel not after you got caught. Jesus dont like Ugly, he told me himself that day I was fucked up off of Mexican Ponche (a homemade Pomegranite Wine) and I had a long talk with Jesus dude is pretty chill and he said to me his words "drink that wine young man and I dont like Ugly". That event was Surreal like a Mothafucka' word to me meeting the ChupaCabra and he only wanted to eat the cats in my backyard so we bonded over me hating cats and him liking to eat them. Well word to the girls I eat cat all the time, thats obivious. Before I forget Jesus also doesnt like George Bush I was able to decipher as much when he said he didnt like Ugly.

Word on the Street is that Lance Briggs was ghostriding the Lambo, I dont make this shit up I just post it.

Kobe if you didnt know is the best player in the Universe and its not even close now get dude Jermaine O'Neal and let him run with a squad of Kobe, D-Fish, Lamar, O'Neal and Luke Walton and see if they dont win 50 to 55 games.

RIP Eddie Griffin. Alcohol like Cocaine is a helluva drug but atleast I will always remember Eddie [||] when I put the porn on in the ride and decide to Jerk and Drive.

Out of LF: but Cam'Rons performance as Rico on Paid in Full was criminally underrated dude was hilarious. I actually think Cam is really Rico or he is turning into him or some shit, word to Courtesy Courtis. By the way why the fuck did I put the LF disclaimer when this whole post is coming from LF or the Baseline.

I am out Big up South East Diego doing it, I see you Reggie Bush and Adam Jones of the Mariners. I will catch up next week till then stay on the Grind like a Skater, CIEN!


You can also see this post over at HIPHOPREMIX.com

Non Hip Hop Video of The Day!

Manu Chao - La Primavera ..... This shit bangs, Nuff said! Have a lovely weekend, Cien Veces..

a few things on my mind!

Yo whats good my Peoples. First things First I have officially took the word Retard out of my lexicon its way too offensive and have since replaced it with Mongoloid......NOW lets get it on(c) Mills Lane


Jay Electronica havent heard him will look him up, dude is the truth and I am not being Mr.Fantastic when I say he reminds me of NaS in a good way, not biting NaS but just has that feel. Plus Dude is from Magnolia repping the South Hard.

Yo Tru Life is looking to bounce off of the Roc, which is probably the right move.I can honestly say Dude is complete garbage as an MC but he is pretty gully and has nice Ponytails to boot.


Word with the Winter right around the corner, getting geared up is probably option one.Option two is finding the right girl to shack up with during the winter months to watch a movie with or share an Ice Cream. So wise up find a girl that is decent and share the holidays with said girl.


Big Love and WEEDS are some dope tv shows, you should tune in. John from Cincinnati not so much and I watched the whole season on GP because it was filmed in Diego. By the way Billy Walsh besides Ari is the funniest dude on Entourage, SUITS(c) Walsh


Ok Ok Last time Mike Vick cloned some of his most valiant Pit's, that's gangsta almost as gangsta as him not ratting out his GrandMa who also participated in fighting her Pits. Vick lost and here everybody thought he was the "good brother". Marcus Vick please stand up.


I wonder if Bow Wow has guns the size of Lil Bow Wow, No Omarion Bow Wow collabo album..


DJ UNK is a Bama, I just watched him on MTV Cribs, Dude had plaques for ringtone sales nothing else. Hip Hop Stays Losing.

My Boy Fabe Dogg said he would bone Prince for 50k, His reasoning and direct quote "Prince is pretty, petite and freaky he would be like a chick with a dick". No Reason he just thought he should mention. So me being drunk I said "I Would Masturbate an Elephant then drink his Juice for 50k" [ll]

Patron Silver and Don Julio Anejo are the best Tequilas in the business!

Is Pill Popping the new "20", I was at this lounge the other day went into the restroom and saw like 4 dudes dropping something. I think I am pretty hip to the game and whatnot but I found this to be odd. I didnt ask what they were taking, probably just some Flinstone vitamins and I am overreacting. But I have noticed everybody and their Momma's slanging Viagra, Vicodin, Oxy, Supplements, whatever. Hustle on, is what I say.

True Story: I have a homie who was staying at the Palms in Vegas. He said he was going upto his room on the elevator and met a hot chick who started hollering at him. Well he invites her to his room one thing lead to another and he was boning. He said after it was over she charged him 300 bucks, well he said he told her "wtf" and that he would be right back. Well he never went back so when his other boys showed up in the room the chick was trying to charge them, anyways they never paid her and she was looking for him the whole weekend at that room. Luckily he had homies staying on a different floor. Is that shit legal, acting interested in somebody, fucking them and then charging. Damn if that isnt a hustle I dont know what is, Word to Jehovah Witnesses.


Thats all for this week, Stay on the grizzle and Cien!

Bitchmade, Nah Never!

   Mam'ma is what I call her or Mami, the love I have for this lady is unmeasurable. My Mother and I havent always had the greatest of relationships but everytime I think I am pulling away from her or hold some kind dumbass grudge for My mom acting like a mother, I make sure I let her know that I love her with all my heart. I know I havent always been the greatest of sons and my mom expects the world of me and attimes that expectation completely irritates me, thats when I look in the mirror and tell myself to listen to my mother. "I am no longer 19 and I have responsibilities" is what my mom beats me over the head with almost daily. I had a lot of resentment for my mother for a long time for her being so damn overprotective or never approving of any girl I was with or saying I was exactly like my father(which I understand I should be like him somewhat but I dont want to hear it). See My Dad I love the dude but he wasnt always there or he wasnt ever able to communicate with me like humans do and now that I am older I understand pops came from a completely different planet/state of mind being that he was a Kurdish Gorilla; dude probably has demons that eat him up inside. So I understand that my father couldnt be my shoulder or person to talk to when I needed some advice from a man because he didnt know any different. Thats where my mom stepped in and has carried that position with me. I speak to her daily or call her to say hello and my mom is always available rain, snow, sleet or hail. I know the trate I got from my mom that could end being my downfall, which is letting people get too close and caring for others above what I should, no homo. This is a story for another day, so I digress.
 
                     I decided to mention my mom today because last night she was drinking tequila with me while I had a few beers and we sang together and talked. My mom started mentioning all the girls of mine who she has met and starts rating them 1 - 10 straight Howard Stern style. (My Mom who is a funny lady and always has jokes and openly speaks about sex with me and mentions all the time that pops doesnt bang her[ll] anymore, whatever I dont really need to hear that shit if you ask me. But the minute I opened the sex discussion door I was never able to close it.) So she mentions a particular girl and says in spanish "she looked like her pussy stank" I was like wtf. Or she mentions a certain somebody for being her favorite and I already knew that but she likes to mention her all the time to get me to tell her to stop and she always follows up with "I bet you didnt say stop when you would fuck her" (keep in mind I am translating). The part that got me was I dated a girl a couple of years ago for like 6 months(when the wifey and I were taking one of our many breaks) and this girl was very nice but my mom at the time never liked her and last night she says that this chick was her 2nd favorite and by far the girl I should have stayed with. This caught me off guard because my mom always hated on her for always coming to the house dressed up or with gifts for  my daughter or I, My mom would be like whats wrong with that girl why does she bring you stuff "pendeja". Anyways mom runs the list and she ends it with the last girl I was seeing (the one from the Tijuana story that dissed me) Moms was like "she was sort of cute for a midget, I am glad you left her"(If moms only knew). I finally chime in and ask her what she thought about my friend that came over the other day, my mom didnt skip a beat she said "she seems nice but is slightly ugly, but all she needs to be is good to you because thats all that matters son" and ended it with "dont lie to these girls and dont lead them on, you have a daughter and one day she is going to date; you wouldnt want her getting hurt, right son" and "Dont bring no damn white girl home" ...... "Right Mami"

Bilal Once Again!

*speechless* I dont know what to say; here are some real recent clips of Bilal rocking Hollywood, White Turns to Grey and Something to hold on too from his still unreleased 2nd Album "love for sale". Which is looking like it will never be released do to the incredible amount of downloading of the album. No Mr. Fantistic but Love For Sale is the best R and B album I have heard in a long ass time, Bilal Stanism not included. Enjoy these clips, Performing at its best is was what I say. I plan to look up his next performance and just flying out for the night to catch one of his shows, its on my top5 things to do list. 1 hundred

Throwback Video of the day

Doc Box & B Fresh - Slow Love
Uploaded by capitainfunkk

I cant even begin to explain how I remember this track. I just know when I was a young kid I heard it and thought this song jams. How different is R and B now from back then, the track is called Slow Love and if I had to translate to 07 it would probably be called Slow Fuck. Check this lyric "I am aroused by your every touch" now tell from T-Pain to Akon to your Pretty Ricky's none of them Nukkas could make a coherent song about making love or love and in of itself without mentioning a bottle of dom or dick size *pause* or their rims. Big up to My School R and B


CHECK THE 2ND VERSE

Girl, me and you will hug tight in my living room dark
You’re in your negligee and I’m just casually sharp
The only utter of light comes from the moon into the window
We’re alone, slow music playing and then so
I ask you to dance, you willingly respond
By saying (Yes) and takin’ me in your arms
So I’ll walk you to the dance floor down in my room
Switch on the set lights as you put on perfume
Grab your body, pull you close, then pull you closer
My love starts to grow so I walk you to the sofa
Aroused by your beauty like when we first met
You walked into my life, then my future was set
Standing with me by the couch and sexy looks on your face
Like saying, “Take me, I’m yours” and “Love me down to the base”
I laid you down, kissed your navel, then moved up above
From your breast to your neck, hit the lights and make

^^^None of these young cats have this type of Allegory, you dont have to say you want to fuck, paint a picture with words and we will all know what you mean. Quit dumbing down the lyrics, No Boosie walking around the club barefoot because its that hot!

a few things on my mind!

Whats good, this week in my mind; No Dumb Pharrell album..If you got a colorful hoodie on take a seat or better yet Walk with me..


The Feds are really going on in on Mike Vick damn, but I bet ya'll didnt hear about his Dog Rocket Launcher fully capable of launching a Pit-Bull 300 yards, now thats gangsta.


Yo you know what else is Gangsta, Me knocking out a dude with a purple smedium polo on. One Punch is all it took. I will take that punch over a piece of bubblelicious watermelon flavored gum anyday of the week. What What(c) Nore in '98


This Track By Rey Lavender is currently my Joint *pause*



Football season is just a week or two away, the hype is ridiculous right now. Sunday Mornings after a long night out and barely if any amount of sleep at the local bar with the homies = the Life....Chargers going to take it this year.

Barry Bonds broke the Homerun Record, Good For him. *stands and gives light applause*

Being Guilty by Association is the new black.For instance a girl told me the other day "I cant be with you because your friends are so and so" and I didnt even argue and kept it moving thats the end of that.

I wonder if the god of pussy is a compassionate person or vindictive.

The Zoo is a good place for a date. I was with this chick once and we saw two monkeys banging, she laughed. But we banged the same day, I am not saying seeing the Monkeys bang was the reason but it couldnt have hurt. *daps baboons with colorful rumps*

Kanye West - Graduation 9-11-07; Cop it!

If Mike Vick drowns a Pit bull does one of his Co-d's mention it, I think so. Mike Vick has pitbulls that live in trees. Those are rare and can only be found at the Vick Compound.

I think the Feds should investigate Jessica Biel she has a Pit named Tina, She niggerino. Dont ask me ask WIKI

the Prestige and the Illusionist are some pretty good movies about Magic. But I think they should make a movie called the Contortionist, now that would be gangsta. *paging vivid*
*vivid hands Fuxie late pass and tell me*
"Young Man we just released Contortionist 8 the wrath of the Flexible one legged Midget"

I coined that phrase by the way "dont ask me ask wiki" .......My check better be in the mail, 1 hundred

At heart Im a Cowboy *pause*!

I am on a good one, I took the past 4 days off to relax and have a good time. I may have took it overboard but thats the reason I am sharing it with ya'll. Lets skip over Friday which was basically a day i spent with a girl I have been seeing the past couple of weeks. Saturday I reached the pinnacle of what having a good, bad, and ugly time. I rolled to Tijuana (catch me in la plaza's cantina) with Fabe Dogg(yes we are always together*pause*) and mi Primo Hermano Jesus. We got there early around 830ish to try and get a keg for Happy Hour price, save a hundred bucks and get hammered was the objective. We went with the idea of just having a good time and drinking, no need to get at girls or anything. Its not the same anymore anyway because my cousin has reached a maturity level that Fabe Dogg and I havent, which is my cousin is completely devoted to his girl/future wife, I have nothing but respect for him, so basically my cousin plays Fabe Dogg and I eye's makes sure we dont get in trouble and points out who is checking us out. He also drinks the least just to make sure of this. Well we start off on a good one, we had a good table and we found our homie who is a waiter there and he made sure we always had our table full of beer. So later on my other Cousin's girlfriend showed up (my cousin was at Rock the Bells in San Bernarndino) she had a couple of friends with her and one of them was a girl I was seeing a couple of months back and her friend was a Fabe Dogg fling. So the girl that used to mess with Fabe didnt want to be around him but that didnt matter much cuz Fabe was already pushing up on some random chicks. But I was the one that got caught in the matrix a little(I get girls but a Pimp I am not), as soon as I saw the chick I used to date I lost my swag for a minute, we ended our little relationship on good terms. So I got to talking to her a little bit, but I could tell in her eyes she didnt have those feelings for me anymore. I cant begin to describe that look of a woman who once had something for you but has lost complete interest and when she looks at you, its a look of complete emptiness. I want to say maybe we spoke for 5 minutes, even though she was there for over an hour. I remember her exact words "I really liked you, but with your backround you would have lost complete interest in me" and that was it and I borrowed a proverb from one of my Nah Right Brothas and told her "I know I fucked up but life is like Chess I may have had to sacrifice a Queen so Me the King can eventually Win" she laughed and that was it. I lost my swag for that minute but I never show it. I just walked over to my table and kept drinking. They left shortly after and once again it was just Fabe Dogg Jesus and I. At this time it most have been 230am and Fabe was passing out already. But like a gift from the Pussy God in rolls 4 girls and with just the right amount of liquor in them. My boy Fabe lights up and just rolls to their table and starts to holler, so one of the girls asks him "is he your brother" pointing at me and he said "from another" and they call me over. And sure enough one of the chicks who was absolutely lovely starts whispering in my ear, at this point I was pretty hammered. So I dont remember much of what she told me but I told her "I am pretty drunk but I do know you are lovely" and she was like "you think so" (fabe said she looked like Roselyn Sanchez but younger) I asked her how old she was and she told me 19 and I was like damn but I guess I have to be the one to mold her. Sure enough I got her number and she told me to call her this week. I guess my swag is something I cant lose but once I have a few drinks in me, I think my emotions are what get me sidetracked, I try to stay on point and I think I have been for the most part. We ended up leaving after that, but drinking also gets my emotions up when it comes to tolerance of dudes getting ignorant. This brings me to the Climax of the night, we were walking across the boarder when a young kid with his girl starts yelling on them little kids who sell Chiklis at the boarder. My cousin being the good person that he is tells this Dude to just leave the little kid alone and that the little kid is just trying to make a buck plus the kid is only like 7 what could he possibly do. Well this Dude who had to be like 19 or 20 gets in my cousins face talking about the little kid was being disrespectful and whatnot. Then Fabian tells this dude, look we are all 25 plus and we come to Tijuana to have a good time not to get into fights. Well this kid was acting real brolic like, he must have got my Smedium Purple Polo twisted for bitchmade. Dude was rocking baggy jeans timbs and his hat like TI (by the way how the fuck can a hat sit at that angle on your head, ridiculous) and me being the consummate mediater I told the kid to Keep it Moving or else he was going to got knocked out and stomped and the kid said By who and I in turn told him by me homie. He looked at me and I saw one of his hands sort of ball up and wham I snuffed him dude hit the floor immediately. I stood there and I didnt hit him again, dude was out cold his girl on her knees asking me Why. I did feel bad for her but not him, I told his chick nextime your boy wants to be brave you should tell him to shut the fock up and keep it moving. Well we saw security coming up on the scene so Fabe Jesus and I took off. We got to our car and left home. Fabe Dogg had to work at 5am, I dont know how he does it but he called me early and told me that that punch was Debo like and the cleanest he has ever seen live. Fabe was like I felt like saying "you got knocked the fock out man". Well Folks that was just saturday. Sunday we had Carne Asada and continue the drinking. Today is relax day, about to go eat Mariscos with said Roselyn Sanches look a like. I cant Stop and I wont stop, 1 hundred

80's Freestyle Music!

Who Remembers 80 freestyle music? guaranteed if you are from SoCal then you know what I am talking about. This genre of Music used to get the Party popping and I am pretty sure if you throw one of these cuts on, still till this day the party will crack. I was just a young Lad when this sh!t was ummm the sh!t but I can appreciate any type of music that gets the girls to dance. I actually can still feel and get my swag on to 80's freestyle electronica. Enjoy the videos I took it back with.

Ohh and I know I have been slacking on the blogging tip, but IT over at the 8 to 5 has locked down on Wordpress,Blogger, Myspace and any other type of social network. So I used to be able to get my grizzly on the blog tip on company time but now I have to find a way to blog on Fuxie's personal clock. Which is tough since I stay busy like a hoe on Main St (Diegans know what I am talking about), but I am going to try and stay on my P's and Q's.I appreciate the love and 1 hundred

Hip Hop video of the day!

Ya my Bilal stanism is serious. This is a new uplifting ditty by Hezekiah featuring Bilal. I guess this dude Hezekiah is on Rawkus. From the sound of this song he sounds pretty promising and Bilal as usual smashes it. 1 hundred

A few things on my mind!

Whats good Folk, last week I hit you with "Whats on my mind" and I got a good response. So I am going to make it a weekly drop. This past week was hectic early on and then slowed down on Sunday. I had time to catch up on Entourage, I had missed it the past 3 weeks-dvr saves lives-(wow was the furry banging hilarious).




So KG looks like he is going to Boston, I hate Boston fans like I hate gum under my shoes. They are mad annoying, but this will be a good look for the NBA if Boston can be relevant again. If you run out a lineup with KG, Paul Pierce, Manute Bol and the Popcorn guy I am pretty sure Boston can win the east.......


Shout out to my boy Big Pun(he is next on the celebrity look-a-like drops) he turned 22 last monday and came over to the bar I was at and he sat next to Fabe Dogg and I. We met two chicks and they started drinking with us. He ended boning one of them good for him.....


Pick up Common's Finding Forever and Keith Murrays Rap-Mur-Phobia this week, good hip-hop is still being released...I heard Rock The Bells in New York was cracking, whatever I wasn't there so I dont really give a fock.... Rock the Bells is coming to Diego Next Month not the same lineup but it should still crack if the WU is headlining, I am probably going to go to that and the White Stripes who are coming in September, If you dont feel the White Stripes then you probably aint hip-hop........


Jose Canseco said he has something on A-Rod and its going in his next book. I am all for telling the truth and think the stop snitching ish was ridiculous but when you are focking with someones livelihood that is taking it too far.... Remember when Jose was the shit, 40/40, Bash Brothers, Focking Madonna. Damn this dude fell off and he fell off hard, No Dennis Rodman and or Surreal Life ...............


Shirts against the Blouses ......if you need a laugh go here ...... Also Monique sit your ass down, tired no comedy having ass heffa. Nothing to do with your overt fatness( I do find your underarms slightly hilarious though), I just dont find you funny and whomever does needs their Funny Bone checked out by Negroedamus.. Ohh I see you too Nick Cannon you are teetering on absolute wackness, no amount of funny in your shtick dude..... If ya'll want to see funny check for Paul Mooney one of the best to ever do it! and if you dont find him hilarious feel free to revoke my comedy pass.


Shout out to BudLight, Oral-b, Durex, Viagra, Polo, Red Dixie Cups, Kirkland Water, Over priced Gasoline, Coco Butter, bouncing balls that cost a quarter, Chico Sticks .. All these products I use or have used, just thought I should mention....

Shout out to M.A.D.D. they are doing something worth mentioning..

Yo if you like to watch TV naked and lay in your bed and do sit-ups, just know that you are not alone....

Shout out to Faggot ass Chauncie from Menace 2 Society, he made snitching seem like it was the right thing to do..... I see you Cam'Ron damn right this is a hot summer, I stay hearing your name in the streets.....

Lex Lugar according to my boys was the first to body slam Yokozuna, shout out to the Total Package *pause* and my homies who are on some "wiki that shit" whenever somebody says something that nobody co-signs or corroborates............Speaking of wrestling Ric Flair is the GOAT

You wanna send me some free ish holla at me on the Gmail.......for the right amount, I can even make your shit tighter(c)Jigga the Camel ........

Big up all woman of mixed ethnicities if your Mexican half dont want it, maybe your Filipina half will....

David Beckham is in LA and not playing yet but the stadiums have been packed, so therefore money well spent by the Galaxy...

The First 48 is the best show on tv right now....

Gunther now thats a fucked up name, how about Unique thats also a brilliant name ..............

1 hundred and I'll holla next week