iCandy of the Month, Riczabeth Carolina Sobalvarro!

I have been slacking on the iCandy but I just saw this chick and had to post her. Riczabeth comes out on some Novela called Dame Chocolate! Damn right, now lets all jerk to this[||]

iCandy of the week, Altair Jarabo!

Altair Jarabo is so random this chick doesnt even have a Wiki. I only know her from this novela called Codigo Postal but she is a looker and I think she was on a cover of Maxim Latino a few months back. I wasnt able to find that cover but I found these nice pics. I saw these pictures and all I can think was if masturbation is inevitable I am just going to sit back and enjoy it. 1 hundred

iCandy of the week, Vanessa Ferlito!

Vanessa Ferlito is this weeks iCandy and was nominated by my boy Cocca. I had never heard of her but I also havent watched Grindhouse or CSI:New York. As soon as I looked her up, I deemed she was worthy of iCandy honors as well as a rub out that same night. I saw that pic where she was biting her lip, whoa I had to rub it out on GP. 1 hundred

iCandy of the week, Paula Garcés!

Big Up my Boy Jose, who said I had to make Paula Garces this weeks iCandy. She isnt as obscure as some of the past chicks I have choosen but not completely Famous, she is bubbling right under the radar. With Harold and Kumar 2 in Post Production and her current work on Fx's the Shield, Paula is sure to blow up soon. She has a girl next door look but the chick is 33 or so. With Great plaudits from me,I will jerk off to this Colombian Beauty tonight while watching her best Oscar-like effort on Harold and Kumar where she is just standing waiting for the elevator not saying a damn thing!

iCandy of the week, Barbara Mori!

Barbara is of Uruguayan-Japanese and Mexican heritage.
TvNovelas got the ish on lock when it comes to iCandy. I actually first saw Barbara Mori in La Mujer De Mi Hermano which is a dope movie. But she has been doing her thing for a minute on the Novela circuit. Big up Barbara Mori this weeks iCandy!

Fux News the rundown!

I had a huge week thanks to my investigative ability and dumb luck in finding Greg Odens dad. A couple of people shouted me out either directly or indirectly, see for yourself here, here and here. I want to thank them all for the linkage, no chorizo. Lets take a look at what's bubbling around the internets.


Chris Benoit merked himself as well as his family this week, nothing funny about that; Roid Rage might have been the culprit(wtf). Anyways their is something that is rarely brought up and that is how many wrestlers die at a relatively young age and of heart failure(yes roids)check here . But Vince McMahon now that dude is hilarious, I never know if he is being serious or not but dude seems to be on something, yes that kush. Check here I dont ever watch wrestling now days, but growing up it was a big part of my life and something tells me that the WWE is slowing dieing.


More Kim K booty pictures damn the more I try to ignore her ass the more her ass shows up. indirect link by Fresh

Kanyeezy decided to drop off his new video "Stronger" and I dont know what to think the video looks dope but the song hasnt grown on me at all, No Chia Pet...The song is pretty mediocre



The BET Awards was on the other night, I caught a total of about 20 minutes between switching back and forth on the channels and nothing caught my eye besides Lauren London and PE's performance. You can watch the performances here and who ever told fatass Monique that she was funny needs their humor pass revoked. I have ran across many a funny and gregarious/charming fat chick and Monique is not one of them. Tell her to staple her underarm flaps. Also Keisha Cole and Rhianna can definitely get it. Reggie Bush has dropped the #1 brother-dicker-picker-upper Kim K and is living the single life, good for him.

This Picture is so f'ing hilarious, dude does look mad midgety. No Homo

Word Peace to Icon for this. I was planning on going to Six Flags and get my White People on and ride some rollercoasters. F that once I saw this I had a change of heart. Yes Jaceon Taylor and Hootie
The NBA Draft is tonight and I have been reading rumors all week. I hope the Suns get KG without having to give up Amare and give up the Matrix with some sort of combination. Oden and Durant are going 1 and 2 thats a given, everything else is up in there. I will be tuning in. Here is a funny mock draft by the Sports guy and insider Chad Ford.

This woman decided to give her child 25 middle names all boxing greats. Wow, I wonder if the lady is black not that there is anything wrong with that. Grab a Newport.

Big Victory last night by the TRI over Brazil. I was hyped lets hope that the TRI dont lie an egg against Ecuador and continue to play well throughout the tournament and not let down the fans. Who am I kidding Mexico will disappoint they always do.

Yo My boy HG over at Youbeenblinded posted some clips of Guys and dolls, ish is off the hook. He has a clip of some kid who took his Cabbage Patch doll to a baseball game, Come On now! We all know what happened to that kid; yes homo.


Thats it for today. I may have missed some ish, So what. Keep it Classy folks, 1 hundred!

iCandy of the week, Lauren London!

I wanted to break ya'll off early this week with Turtle's New Love interest Lauren London aka New New. She is lovely and special repping for SoCal hard, I see her on the come up this year and she is probably close to taking that next step towards stardom and Hollywierd recognition. Because please believe she is known in around my parts(yes masturbation) and if you didnt know her like that, play like a certain caucasion DJ and get familiar. Also she came up as a video girl, so a big shoutout to hoes getting naked to get far. Per her Wiki she dated Neefy of the Young Gunz then dumped dude, Neef who by the way isnt doing sh!t right now and got his career ethered by Money Mike. Shout out To Mac Brown, I see you.

Lauren (ya I am on a first name basis with her) comes out in this Pharrell Video and I remember seeing the video and officially crowning her Mrs.iFux.

iCandy of the week, Haifa Wehbe!

This Past Week I got a ton of requests for possible iCandy Hall of Fame inductions i.e. all of the Saved By The Bell chicks Lisa Turtle, Kelly Kapowski and Jesse Spanos and The Wonder Years Winnie Cooper but I decided to hit you off with Haifa Wehbe a Lebanese pop singer. She is one lovely bird and therefore this weeks iCandy..... I might induct the aforementioned chicks in the future because lord knows I did rub one out to all of them and sometimes I menaged too them but today I decided to hit you with something nice and something foreign, 1.... Catch Haifa Wehbe falling on stage here, she is a trooper and a looker

iCandy Hall of Fame!

I am inducting Topanga into the iCandy Hall of Fame today. This is on the jist that Boy Meets World ran through out my pre-teen and college years and I wacked off to her atleast 132 times and watched the show regularly . I dont get the same feeling about her now that I did then, I actually hear Devin the Dudes "She Used to be" playing in the back of my mind. But she served a purpose for me and I would guess anyone in the age group of 22 to 28 also did their thing to her while she played their Muse. Well, I say she lost the minute she dated Lance Bass, her gaydar is def not Kung Fu! Congrats on the Induction Topanga...........1

Money Shot of the Day!

Courtesy of my boy Belize!

Serena Williams!

I jacked this from Illseed, Serena getting busy on some French TV show. I have always liked Serena but she seems to be getting buffer and buffer which is a no go in my book. She still looks good though and I hope she wins the French Open.
1 ......... I would definetly bury my face in her chocha for a day straight or until I tore my ACL.

Check Gringo For more Tennis News and his recent poll on who is the flyest chick in the game.

Money Shot of the Day!

Check out this pic of Kim K's booty courtesy of TMZ and probably the reason she attracts so many black men but damn I am attracted to that as a assume most men should be. Reggie Bush quick advise handle you're biz with this chick and then carry on with you're life. Here is a picture just in case you need a reminder of Kim's kindness and ability to share her assets, homie.


this pic courtesy of ahotmess.