Saturday, April 28, 2007

WTF pic of the day!

I saw this sh!t and couldnt believe it. I know for a fact that most horses weigh in over a 1000 pounds. According to Guinness book the largest dog ever was around 280lbs and in this picture that dog looks like it weighs a hell of a lot more than 280. But either way this pic is crazy and I had to post it. 1

By the way do you think that dog flies, like this one?

Thursday, April 26, 2007

My Top 25 Hip-Hop Albums of all-time!

These are my Top 25 or so! Reading from Left to Right starting with Raekwon.
Also I adhered to the 1 per artist album and gut instinct that means if I forgot the album its prolly not that important. 1

Ohh Ya My List is missing 1 Lets add Mos Def's Black on Both Sides as #25. WTF lets just add more to this list!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Cassie is classy!

I have mentioned Cassie here before and her love of d!ck sucking(n/hjic)! I am really feeling her right now, she is a nice blend of asian/hispanic. She took the time to pose for Allure nekkid(the classy broad that she is), therefore adding to my already intense attraction to her....... 1.......

Bilal's Love For Sale, actually its free.

I have been looking for this album for a year or so now and due to label politcs its probably never going to be released.Thats the only reason I am encouraging downloading the album. A few months back I reviewed his first album. Bilal's first album is Top5 all time in my list any genre! I will bump that album until I die. He has done a few things since he dropped his 1st album in 2001 but I was pretty convinced that was all I was going to get from him as far as album was concerned. So you can understand my delight when I saw that someone had posted his second album. If you are having a hard time remembering who Bilal is, here are some of his most recent Efforts.
Clipse Featured him on HHNF's - Nightmares(some kid put it here on youtube to anime); this was my favorite track on the album and then he turns around and covers Radioheads High and Dry(last year on a tribute album) and Killed that shit, listen here on his myspace! Even ?uestlove touched on Bilal in his blog and how Bilal is comparable to Prince and there lies why I like Bilal so much, I grew up a big Prince Fan(n/h) and Bilal's Music reminded me of Prince in a good way. I will admit Bilal's music is an acquired taste but in my eyes(no stan) he is the freshest dopest flyest singer in the game right now.
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Killing the Tonight Show! Dr.Dre produced "Fast Lane"

"Soul Sista" the song that made me a fan, WNBA picked it as its theme song for a summer almost f0cking up this song for the kid. No Half Naked B!tches in this video and thats a good thing in this case.

And Finally "Love It" My Favorite Bilal Song of All-Time.

High & Dry Feat. Bilal by Pete Kuzma

Friday, April 20, 2007

The Daily Grind and whatnot................this Week!

Tony Yayo's grandma's house is shot up.So Yayo's constant trash talking has reached a new level of ubsurdity but shooting up dudes Grandma's house is a bit much they should have shot up Mazaradi Fox's house. I guess Yayo is going to release the wolves(c) 2X

Cam'ron is going to appear on 60 minutes Sunday. The first person that comes to mind when someone asks me who is a good representative on the current state of hip-hop, I think Cam'ron and he is quite the Dignitary. is a snippet of Cam'ron when asked if he would snitch on a serial killer living next door to him: "If I knew the serial killer was living next door to me?" Giles responds to a hypothetical question posed by Cooper. "I wouldn't call and tell anybody on him — but I'd probably move. But I'm not going to call and be like, 'The serial killer's in 4E.' " WTF this is going to make for an interesting interview, I say. I do find Cam quite Comical

Top 5 Funniest dudes in Hip-Hop IMO
1. Cam'ron
2. GhostFace
3. Snoop Dogg
5. Young Dro- Feel Free to add to the list

D'Angelo decided to release a track and its quite apparent being in state of Crackism hasnt helped him in the Innovation department. I hope (for selfish reasons) that D'Angelo drops a good R&B album. .....

Va-Tech's Shooter and his home video, which is basically inaudible and not even coherent, this dude was a wild Mothafucka'.......A couple of Va-Tech Tributes by Super-Lyrical and Very Respectable MC's Lil Flip , Jin the Oriental Rapper from 106 fame(Courtesy of Nahright),

Jordan 1 pack drops this Saturday. I am going to pick them up but I am not feeling the Yellow/Black Wu-Tang Joints, prolly sell them on Ebay or some sh!t....

Conley, Cook will leave with Oden. I had a hunch all three would leave. I havent seen Cook enough to even gather an opinion but Conley on the other hand is the truth. He looks like he can come in and contribute like Chris Paul did a few years ago, No Mr.Fantastic. Robert Parrish will contribute immediately just on GP his height and length, defensive ability translates to the NBA immediately. Here hopes that the Celtics dont get the #1 pick, I hate Boston Fans.........

HALLELUJAH HOLLA BACK! Finally the Video to the most recognizable catch phrase of the moment(word up to Eskay for the link). Brought to you by the dude who thought that the "Shook Ones" beat was produced by Digital Underground ..........

Over at Byron put together the top 25 Hip-Hop albums ever. For the Most part its on Point I Personally would have added BluePrint, Life after Death, Makaveli, The Art of Story Telling, Aquemini amongst others but I dont want to get into that since I am not a music critic saveant, No Quasi. I just like good music.........

Courtesy of my boy El Gringo 15 embarrassing Photos of GDubbz By The Way Fock George Bush, Iraq is in a focked up state. US Has lost the war just in case they havent reported it yet. More Iraqi News.........

Picture Of Jessica Simpson's Boobs Nice!.......
On That Note I am out!

Oh I was supposed to go to the Raekwon Concert last night. So we(Raul,Omar and I) get there and the line is focking ridiculous and the Bouncer was like the list is closed. Which focked us over because that was the only way we were going to get in, so we decided to nix Raekwon on go to plan B(I also cancelled on the chick I was supposed to meet up with she sounded mildly disappointed, whatever). Plan B was to go to Dulce our Resident chill spot when all else fails. It went pretty well my Boy Raul called his chick and she brought a decent friend(Ya I jumped on it) anyways all was going well, we ordered a bottle, the chicks were dancing. Then Omar unexplicably becomes inebriated at the blink of an eye. So he decides to cross the street to go to Jack in the Crack. At this point I have no idea whats going on because I was getting my Mac on with this chick and not baby sitting correctly(I thought Omar was sitting down where I had placed him). Omar then comes back and says that Jack in The Crack didnt want to serve him through the Drive through because he was walking and not driving. So Omar said he puked all over their drive through window. I was like Ok O you need to take a seat an chill until we leave. He says ok I just need to go to the restroom, but this dude decideds to drive home without saying. To complicate matters his Girl had just came down from USC and was waiting for him at his house, thats another story. Back to Raul and I, so Raul already knows his chick but I on the other hand am barely getting to know this Broad. She seemed cool we clicked and we were going to leave together in her friends ride but on the drive home she starts puking in the car, this totally killed any momentum I had. So I was like Fock it just drop me off at my car. Thats pretty typical in my life, chick is feeling me and I think I am in and then she happens to get in a car accident on the way to my house or some ish like that. 1 ........

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Non-Hip-Hop video of the day.........

Our fans are braver than I to let that song penetrate them, or maybe they don't realise what they're listening to. They don't realise that Street Spirit is about staring the fucking devil right in the eyes, and knowing, no matter what the hell you do, he'll get the last laugh. And it's real, and true. The devil really will get the last laugh in all cases without exception, and if I let myself think about that too long, I'd crack. Lead singer of Radiohead

This video is crazy but I couldnt change the channel when it would come on.

The Landlord!

I am sure I am not the only one, but all the movies that include the Frat Pack are personal favorites i.e Anchorman,Old School, Wedding Crashers to name a few. This video is of Will Ferrell's Landlord and its pretty funny (click here).

Once it hits your lips its sooo good(c) Frank The Tank

Va Tech Shooter Asian; WTF!

I wasnt going to touch this, I am not positively sure but one of these guys singing might be the shooter, allegedly. I think the dude was very depressed for a number of reasons i.e. No Pets allowed on Campus(Ask Belize),Dance Dance Revolution was removed from the school arcade and the most important reason was that his "Karoake Partner" from the above video had dumped him and decided to move on solo. All these things led to the Young Chow Yun Fat unloading clip after clip and roundhouse after dropkick. The whole ordeal was a crushing blow to a family that already had lost both parents in a Liquor store shooting(I see you O-Dogg). I think this tragedy has taught the American people that white boys are not the only ones blasting up buildings(exclude the black shooter Lee Boyd Malvo,he was anally raped aka executioned [I see you Bernard Hopkins]and therefore not considered black anymore)so this is the actual first case of a non-cracka shooting up a school; that means not only do you have to look around for crazy whites but pretty much all races at this point are capable of doing damage of catastrophic porportions, I am most definetly saying goodbye to racial profiling. Are You?

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Girl Fight, No Big Boi's wackass verse on the song!

No Falar a portuegues(c) I FUX......but not necessary in this case, enjoy.

Friday, April 13, 2007

An Ode to Jessica Alba! Have A good weekend and drink and drive only if you have no choice.

If she continues on that Nicole Ritchie diet, these might be the last good pics we have of the Great Jessica Alba, 1.


SIDE NOTE: Forbes has a list of the 10 most expensive celebrity divorces and former NBA star Michael Jordan is the biggest winner or loser depending on how you look at it. Michael & Juanita Jordan. Settlement pending: Possibly more than $150 million The legendary basketball star married Juanita Vanoy, a Chicago bank officer, in 1989. He had already signed an eight-year, $25 million contract with the Chicago Bulls. He also was earning another $30 million a year from Nike and other endorsement deals. She filed for divorce last year. Over the course of the marriage, Jordan earned more than $350 million. Should Juanita press for half of his assets, she could get more than $150 million in the settlement, making the Jordan divorce the most expensive in entertainment history.

Yo Michael is about to lose but he really lost the day he decided to get married without a pre-nup. I guess you can say that Juanita has given Michael three kids but is that worth 150 million, fuck no. Michael could have just boned a chick paid her off Like Jay-Z and still have has his life. This whole marriage stinks of a ploy by Michael and his TI's, so at the time he could become much more marketable to middle America. I can imagine somebody close to Mike telling him he needed to settle down with a nice successful black woman because it looked bad that he was boning every fat white chick in Chicago(ask my boy Icon). Whatever the case Michael lost this one, No Jay-Z. Michael is still one uber-rich former ballplayer but he seems to not have much game off the court and the funny thing is he needs no game. Scenerio: Michael Walks into club, looks around, sees a nice looking trim and calls her over,asks are you single and would you like to play, ok sign off here, lets go have some fun, its that easy! Michael you need more Oakleys Homie. Check this blog of some random broad who claims she stays boning his Airness. Most athletes fuck up getting married let alone without a pre-nup, I get the idea of settling down but gawd damn be smart and if you have sex with multiple bitches dont end up like Shawn Kemp.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

The Amazing Racist!

Look I dont think what Imus said was in good taste ( I did find it funny though) but to lose 20 years of a career he built over the shit he said, I thought was a bit much. For Instance how about if a Black Host says Cracka ass Cracka, now is he going to get fired. The FCC is trying to take the 1st ammendment away and thats the part people are missing. If Imus wants to call some Lovely Girls "Nappy Headed Hoes" its well within his rights as an american. I am not looking forward to the day when everything is sensored to the point that people act like robots and have to keep their true feelings and opinions to themselves at the risk of being fired or sued. To each their own if I dont like something; I myself just change the channel or fucking ignore it. Who the fuck is Imus to give a sh!t what the dude says anyways. I believe in freedom of speech, expression, independence and no way should some dude lose his job over calling some girls "Nappy headed hoes" especially if his job title is anywhere near "shock jock" the dude Imus was just trying to be over the top, something like a suspension should have been sufficient. That Motherfocker is still going to get his money, I am not worried about Imus but I am worried about the 1st ammendment not meaning sh!t anymore.

I would hate the day I wouldnt be able to watch something like this , this Jew Ari is acting a complete fool.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Throwback Video of the Day

Out of all the 80's early 90's old school rappers Slick Rick is my personal favorite. This song mashes and the album The Art of Story Telling is one of the top10 rap albums of the past 10 years in my Opinion. Free Slick Rick!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Some Fights! 1 and 2

This dude went to the Jackie Chan School of Focking up multiple people at one time. Choaufn worugn I went to the school of Young thin Ho (c) The Grand Grasshopper

This is just some old men Dumbing out. I think they are Italians. Mothafucka' nobody disrespects my wife in my home, I will Fock you up (c) Bobby Bacala

Slow Winding, Dutty Wine, Soca Wine! you know what it is

Since Yesterdays Vida's post got a nice response. I decided to carry on with this chick, give a girl a camera and 10 times out of 10 they will record something good. I am a testament to this, their might be a tape of the kid floating around there and that shit can come back to bite you. I dont recall the first time I saw this "slow wind" type dancing in the club, but I will continue to feel chicks that know how to "wind"

I do Recall the first time I saw it in video and it was "gimme the light" and I was feeling that chick in the sweat suit. I copped the Dutty Rock album on a whim in August of '02 and suprisingly the album was dope and all cuz I kept watching the video cuz of a video vixen. The chick in the Sweatsuit though is whoa.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Games Vida Diss! *smh*

Vida Guerra Rub Down - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

So since Game has took time to diss a video ho, I decided to show what the fuss is about and like someone I know would say "that ass sure looks edible", doesnt it!

WTF, Video of the day: Episode 1!

Keep it up Kids you are going places. Big Up Rob for the Video.

More Mike Tyson Quotes!

Compilation Of Funniest Tyson Quotes - Click Here for more great videos and pictures! A few months back I posted the Top 10 Mike Tyson Quotes but I find this video of quotes a better version of that old clip. Enjoy!

O' Yah I have a new saying I picked up from my Boy Marcus when a random broad I try to get at acts hossiditty, Bougie or just plain isnt feeling the kid...."You need to step your game up, cuz your Pedagree is LackLuster"

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Prince Naseem!

I have always been a fan of boxing and routed for Mexican fighters but I remember routing for Prince Naseem because he was a muslim. His Swag in and out of the ring was serious. He then ended up losing to Barrera and Never recovered but he is still Top 3 Boxing interview of all time. Big up Landlord over at Nahright who brought the Prince up and instigated this post. 1

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Militant Black Guy!

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Balls Of Steel Militant Black Guy - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

This is pretty hilarious but I think Chris Rock or somebody on In Living Color already had done something similar.

Throwback Video of the Day

Cocaina es una droga chingona(c) Rico Jamie

Dallas has a link up of my all-time favorite movie Coming to America(Sexual Chocolate to be exact). Thats what reminded me of this track enjoy!.......Does anyone remember that Lil' Cease remixed this song and it was called "money all the time" that shit banged!

Also on that Dallas Penn post he has a link that has some real gruesome pics of Iraqi kids with birth defects, it actually made me spit the orange I was eating up a little bit, No Homo.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Before I bounce 1 more for the Gipper!

This isnt for those weak stomach types! I'm serious (c) TI. The part that got me was the Dr. "through your nose, through your nose" WTF Doc didnt you just see that knee drop it was major. I dont know if I will post the rest of the week but I'll Be Around (c)Cee-lo I going to kill some delicious mariscos this weekend in Puerto Nuevo.

Yo I had to change the video cuz the Youtube TI's took my shit off, it was flagged for being to gruesome!

Money Shot of the day..........1

Hijole que trasero!

Throwback Video of the Day

This goes out to my dude NMB and whoever thought that Prince Paul was just that Jew's Mc Serch Weed and Bagel Carrier on The White Rapper Show. Get some Hip-Hop Education and the Shook Ones Beat was not Produced By Digital Underground, John Brown. Anyways this shit had me wanting to rock an African Medallion and I didnt get the meaning at the time but I got it a little later and it Made me appreciate the song that much more!

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Stretch Armstrong has a Blog.

Stretch's Blog has a bunch of old audio gems, check it out.

Courtesy of the Homie Eskay from Nahright.

Best Rap Album ever (imo) Only Built 4 Cuban Linx

Lets take it back to 94-95 OB4CL This album played the soundtrack to my life at the time being that I was 14 young and impressionable, I never left my house without my Purple Tape. I Know what it feels like to connect to an artist or an album so blindly that no one can tell me anything negative when it comes to Ghostface and Raekwon. So when I see these young kids sticking to every single word or rhyme that there respective rap Idols spit, I dont co-sign them but I understand them. This album also made me a NaS stan off of one verse:
Through the lights cameras and action, glamour glitters and gold/ I unfold the scroll, plant seeds to stampede the globe/ When I'm deceased, by then the beast arise like yeast/ to conquer peace leaving savages to roam in the streets/ Live on the run, police paying me to give in my gun/ Trick my Wisdom, with the system that imprisoned my son/ Smoke a gold leaf I hold heat, nonchalantly/ I'm grungy, but things I do is real it never haunts me/ while, funny style niggaz roll in the pile/ Rooster heads profile on a bus to Riker's Isle/ Holdin weed inside they pussy with they minds on the pretty things in life/ props is a true thug's wife/ It's like a cycle, niggaz come home, some'll go in/ Do a bullet, come back, do the same shit again/ From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable/ Guns salute life, rapidly, that's the ritual"-Nas on "Verbal Intercourse"

I was a Nas fan but not a big fan because I didnt understand why Tupac decided to take shots at him and Tupac being my favorite MC I sided with him. So I get these kids that side with 50 or Game and let 50 and Games beef have them choosing sides instead of just appreciating the music and letting the other stuff stay in the garbage. I didnt understand this as a youngster and even though I liked Tupac and Biggie I attimes let that get in the way of just listening to the music. I figured everything out a little too late and thats after my two favorite rappers were murdered for nonsense. Most kids who are fans of 50 or Game are too young to remember the devastation of the un-solved murders of the two greatest rappers ever. I think thats the dangerous part because the kids play up to all this hype and if your an adult playing it up thats just plain ignorant. Next time someone says this is a diss track for such and such, how about we just call it a battle on wax from two MC's trying to perfect their craft!

Monday, April 02, 2007

Another Collabo brought to you by my Boy Belize from'S FIRST QUARTER MIXTAPE SHYT

So the first quarter is almost over (end of March exactly) and I figured, since nobody really does Best of Mixtape reviews (I see you, I'll do it. You see, I love mixtapes, shyt, I still own B.I.G.'s Reborn Tape - Best Posthumous Biggie Mixtape ever by the way - and I think mixtapes are one of the many great roots of Hip Hop. You see, mixtapes help the artist in so many ways, they help sharpen their swords (lyrics, delivery, content, etc..) and they also help give the artist great feedback on what is needed before their proper product is on the shelf.

Anyways, enuff about the history of mixtapes, that's for another day, another post, let get to the top 5 lists. By the way, if your favorite mixtape is not on the list, let me know, I promise that I'll take a listen and if its better than any of the below, ill replace it. Good deal?


If there is any mixtape that you should cop this quarter, its this one. I mean how can you go wrong with Primo? Just when you though he was going to have a lazy year, he goes and shows all these mixtape DJ's how it should really be done. I'll admit that some of the songs on this tape are old, but hearing how Primo mixes all these songs together is fucking priceless. The great thing about this mixtape is that you can put it in your car, home, party or just smoke to it. Isn't that what an ideal CD is suppose to be for?

Y'all already know what this is.


Out of all the artists that dropped a mixtape this year, this was my favorite. I first got on this guy when I realized that Primo said that co-signed this dude went hard. One listen and you can't deny that he's dope, especially if your fiending for a more lyrical driven artist. We'll, this mixtape was more like a best of series and if you don't know who Termanology is, do like Clinton Sparks and get familiar.

Y'all already know what this is.


Originally I had this mixtape below Tru-Life's but -damn!- this mixtape grew on me. From beginning to end, the Funk Doc spits ether like Nas. The great thing about this mixtape is that many of the songs on here are not on his Def Jam Released CD. So if you copped Red Gone Wild (classic), then also add this to your Redman collection and you'll be able to wait another decade for a new Redman CD.

Y'all already know what this is.


Anybody that has seen the Beef DVD remembers Tru Life. Dude has been waiting to shine longer than Spliff Starr(Fux Note: I saw Busta in Concert once and Spliff murdered the shit like a good weed carrier should), until finally Jigga scooped him up. My nigga out in NYC says that most niggaz in Harlem is feeling Tru, especially due to his Spanish ties. Anyways, this mixtape was really significant for both Tru Life and the R.O.C. because it inaugurated the new ROC, as well as, gave hope to actually seeing a Tru Life CD. In the midst of "The Dip's vs. Hova", Tru stepped up and basically murdered the Dips (even Max B said that his skit was true). Hopefully Hova pushes for a video for "Get that Paper" cuz that beat is bananas.

Y'all already know what this is.


I know what your gonna say.."WTF? A tie!?! You smoking crack Belize?" No. I smoke that good. Anywayz, I couldn't decide which was better because both artist represent the West Coast well, yet they both have different styles. Bishop is more of a street conscious rapper (Ala Xzibit) and well, Omar has that voice. Just like the Game, DMX and the million other gruff sounding rappers, Omar Cruz's swag on the mic makes it stick like glue. Not to mention that DJ Skee is probably one of the best DJ's in the game right now (his Sirius show is T.I.). So, truthfully, if you love West Coast rap, cop both, there worth it.

Y'all already know what this is and what's poppin'

Most Disappointing mixtape? Spliff Starr. Sad thing is that I really liked "Mr. Uncle Do Wrong.". Best low budget video. Ever. (until further notice)

Notable Mixtapes: Lil Brother(Fux note: NBM has been telling us to not sleep on the album and the way he hypes it makes me think he is on Little Brother's Payroll) , Talib/Madlib and Black Milk (Fux Note: this is my dude and hopefully Black Milk will blow, I know he has the Internets going nuts, No Paul Wall)

If you want more from Belize visit him here

Fux Note: Good Job Belly and Big-Up on letting us know whats good with the Mixtape Game