I had a long weekend, I ended up sleeping on the driveway after deciding to go swimming at 3am Sunday morning. Not the greatest of choices because nothing good ever happens at 3am. Start a story any story with "it was like 3am" and you will know what I mean. Its a holiday week this week so their will be more interestings things going down.
I wanted to take a moment to shout out my boy Joel Jones doing it big playing pro-ball in Puerto Rico, ya wipe him down. He told me recently that Marcus Fizer is killing down there and that Tractor Traylor is the wierdest dude ever. JoJo is putting in work so hopefully an NBA team invites him to join their summer league team, Hold down San Diego over in PR homie! Check this video of my boy JoJo and some hot Puerto Rican reporter chick.
I had a huge week thanks to my investigative ability and dumb luck in finding Greg Odens dad. A couple of people shouted me out either directly or indirectly, see for yourself here, here and here. I want to thank them all for the linkage, no chorizo. Lets take a look at what's bubbling around the internets.
Chris Benoit merked himself as well as his family this week, nothing funny about that; Roid Rage might have been the culprit(wtf). Anyways their is something that is rarely brought up and that is how many wrestlers die at a relatively young age and of heart failure(yes roids)check here . But Vince McMahon now that dude is hilarious, I never know if he is being serious or not but dude seems to be on something, yes that kush. Check here I dont ever watch wrestling now days, but growing up it was a big part of my life and something tells me that the WWE is slowing dieing.
More Kim K booty pictures damn the more I try to ignore her ass the more her ass shows up. indirect link by Fresh
Kanyeezy decided to drop off his new video "Stronger" and I dont know what to think the video looks dope but the song hasnt grown on me at all, No Chia Pet...The song is pretty mediocre
The BET Awards was on the other night, I caught a total of about 20 minutes between switching back and forth on the channels and nothing caught my eye besides Lauren London and PE's performance. You can watch the performances here and who ever told fatass Monique that she was funny needs their humor pass revoked. I have ran across many a funny and gregarious/charming fat chick and Monique is not one of them. Tell her to staple her underarm flaps. Also Keisha Cole and Rhianna can definitely get it. Reggie Bush has dropped the #1 brother-dicker-picker-upper Kim K and is living the single life, good for him.
Big Victory last night by the TRI over Brazil. I was hyped lets hope that the TRI dont lie an egg against Ecuador and continue to play well throughout the tournament and not let down the fans. Who am I kidding Mexico will disappoint they always do.
Yo My boy HG over at Youbeenblinded posted some clips of Guys and dolls, ish is off the hook. He has a clip of some kid who took his Cabbage Patch doll to a baseball game, Come On now! We all know what happened to that kid; yes homo.
Thats it for today. I may have missed some ish, So what. Keep it Classy folks, 1 hundred!
I found Greg Odens Dad and it took me all of 11 minutes. As I was watching some draft special I thought Where the Fock is Oden's dad. I then realized Greg's Dad was right across the street and his name is Uncle Lange, a nice man gentle man(remind you of someone) who has succumbed to Alcohol abuse and lost contact with his only son because of it; I am assuming this and its not quite fact. I asked him yesterday if he had heard about his son and his upcoming big day and Uncle Lange was only able to muster an aghhhhhh, I dont have a son I left to Vietnam when I was 18 and I never knew about any son. So I told him I would do my darndest to bring them back together and he told me again that he didnt have a son and left only after I gave him a Bud Light. I want you to tell me that Uncle Lange isnt Oden's father look at the pics below; let me add that Uncle Lange is about 6'8. By the way everytime my daughter sees him she waves and says Hi Uncle Lange, she is probably the only little kid on the block unafraid of his stature and ravishing good looks.
This Move is uncanny at a similar move that Uncle Lange does, that type of rhythm has to be in the genes.
So it was like the summer of '02 and I am going to 24hour fitness after work like usual. I get to the gym and get ready to play a little basketball before I lift some weights. As I was getting ready, some guy calls me to see if I wanted to run with his team and I was like sure. I then noticed that it was Mario Lopez aka Slater and dude is only like 5'5 and he is prettier in real life(ed:note no homo naturally). Anyways we get to hooping and the whole time I am calling him Slater and he doesnt seem to mind. But Slater was on a roll it probably helped that nobody was trying to D him up at the risk of fOcking up his pretty face, dude was hitting lay-ups and jumpers at will. He was like Pass me the ball I am hot whenever I would get my hands on the rock and I was like ok here you go Slater. We ended up winning a couple of games and when we left the court his girl was waiting outside, the Doritos chick and she was the hottest girl I had ever seen. Anyways that was my story on playing some ball with Slater. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fabe Dogg told me this story the other day as we where having dinner and drinking beers at the local Mariscos spot and at the time I found it to be one of the funniest Fabe Dogg stories ever. I say one of because Fabe Dogg is known amongst my circle of friends to have some of the wildest most outlandish sh!t happening to him but its deserved as he is the only one who puts himself in those predicaments, nobody else. I may have to share a few more stories on my good friend Fabe Dogg in the future; Like that time when we went Puerto Rico, or that time he tried Viagra, or that time he gave Both His Girlfriends the same exact Valentines day card and gift so he could remember exactly what he gave each......I can go on forever, till next time 1 ..........
I had a long weekend, I ended up sleeping on the driveway after deciding to go swimming at 3am Sunday morning. Not the greatest of choices because nothing good ever happens at 3am. Start a story any story with "it was like 3am" and you will know what I mean. Its a holiday week this week so their will be more interestings things going down. 
