Sunday, December 31, 2006

Coming To America - Soup Joke

I was looking for this...........Peace for real........
Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!

To all Family and Friends, NMB, Belize, Deezy and everyone else Happy New Year...I will be back on the 15th as I am going on vacation to a town outside of Guadalajara called Cuidad Guzman to chill for a while. Peace to all and be safe, if fucking wear a prophylactic, No Homo though! And by the way feel free to get inebriated bitches and sluts and even the classy hoes....

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Beetlejuice Cribs

Damn I was looking for this, Prolly the funniest video ever. Look how small his head is, the wierdest thing was that he knows how to shit. Why then does he use a diaper. " This is my room, this is where I fuck" (c) Beetlejuice here is another facsinating video

Chicken Noodle Soup REMIX

Didn't think there could be a more ridiculous song than the Chicken Noodle Soup Song!....Damn what a shame look at this shit, I think this is supposed to be making fun of or shedding light on the Boofonery going on in Hip-Hop right now but this shit is just wack.............

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Hot Ass Contest

Some hot Argentinian ass!

Do you remember? Natalie Raitano............


The other day, I ran into this Famous Shit Stories where Natalie is hosting a comedic Podcast of some sort. The minute I
saw that I searched to see what she was up to. I had fond memories of her and her unbelievable ass from that VIP show with Pam Anderson.
I ran across a few videos of her and one were she was on Stern getting tickled! She was my favorite at one point, but she still looks good even though she is forty now! Her History

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Christmas Hangover and some tid-bits

Christmas is over and I am glad. I had 4 days off of work and all I did was eat and drink. My daughter spent Christmas with her mom in Yuma so I didnt get to see her and all the rest of my family was in Mexico. Whatever the case it was a necessary couple of days rest for me..........Here are some things to look at............

Mixtape Monday and their very best of '06. They go on to rate Weezy F. Baby(no homo) as the top MC of the year..........................

A couple of interesting or grotesque pics of Tara Reid, yuckkkkkkk(c) Pusha T..........

So the Lakers lost yesterday to the Heat. The most interesting thing about the game was Phil; ''I know [Heat coach] Pat [ Riley] got him working in Miami, but we had a hard time getting him to work,'' Jackson said. He was talking about Shaq being the only great player he has coached that didnt work and is a complete fatass, the latter was not a direct quote. See Shaq this is some funny shit! Kobe Dunking on ShaQ.................

In Light of James Brown dieing(R.I.P. by the way) here is a funny ass interview with the God Father of Soul and some clips. Eddie Murphy's impression of James Brown.................


Thats all I got for today, I will try and get on my grind.........I will be leaving to Mexico right around the first of the year for like 2 weeks. I will let ya'll know and I prolly wont post while I am vacationing

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Mexican National Anthem

Ahhhhhhh! this is what an anthem should sound like, even if you dont understand the lyrics, the rhythm to the music will make anyone want to fuck someone up in the honor of Zapata, Villa and all who came before them. Viva Mexico, Cheap Beer, Cheap Hookers and Crooked Cops, Sike!
National Anthem Disaster

Yo this is fucking hilarious and it reminds me of the time I went to a Phoenix Suns game, with a friend of mine. I had a couple of beers before the game and I remember the National Anthem was about to start and an old white man said you should take off your cap and show some respect. I just remember saying, Mind your own business. The old man was stunned and shut up the whole game. I was wearing a beanie by the way it wasnt like I was wearing a hat and fuck the anthem, that shit doesnt even make any sense!

I told you if MJ is around so is Oakley



Look at last night's Knick game for instance, MJ was there to watch his Bobcats play the Knots and guess who is with him noneother than his Weedcarrier, Oak. A couple of days ago I mentioned that if you ever see MJ out in public Oak will be nearbye and sure enough last night proved my point. Hey by the way what the fuck is Q-tip doing with them. Hey, anyways last nights game was great, a David Lee tip-in with .01 seconds to go won the game for the Knots. David Lee is the Knots best player 19 more boards last night, thats 39 in the past two games, recognize game when you see it.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Menudo My Favorite Dish after a Night out Drinking


I forgot to mention Monday that I had a nice big plate of Menudo on Sunday Morning after making a trek to church. The soup menudo is a traditional Mexican dish; a spicy soup made with tripe. It is often thought of as a cure for a hangover, and is traditionally served on special occasions or with family.I wasnt hungover or anything just craving a plate of menudo. This Picture doesnt do it Justice the Plate was Huge and the Menudo was delicious I didnt even finish it, nhjic. The Place is called Casa De Oro on Sweetwater Rd. next to Staples, so next time you have a hangover head over there in the morning and have a nice big plate and you should feel better after. Peace.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

The Daily Grind some Interesting Tid-Bits

Drug charges dropped against man with low IQ ........Yo so this dude is so damn dumb,Temores'(the defendent) IQ is between 57 and 70, meaning he is mildly mentally retarded. He is bonafide Half Human/Half Mongoloid, its good to see that the court spent our Tax money on trying to prosecute a man with the mental capacity of a 7-year old.......Just to make my point............I knew this kid when I was like 8 who was duped into giving up his Ken Griffey Jr. Upper Deck Rookie Card for a Handful of Magic Rocks.....No Homo...By the way the kid was white and not street savy by any means.....

Malcolm Gladwell: You Might Be A Racist If .........New Yorker Blogger Malcom Gladwell goes on and talks about the KKKRamer rant and free use of the word nigger........and he also goes about saying that anyone can call someone a "cheap Jew" for instance but how KKKramer's rant was deeper than that.........By the way is it really racsist to call a Jew cheap, cuz from my scientific formulas and extensive research I have found that Jews are indeed cheap........


Yo all kinds of albums come out today but make sure you pick up HHID.........and I'm pretty sure Ciara is taking a pass on the new Bow Wow, here by the way is the reason why. Article is said to be fabricated but I tell you that Bow Wow has been known to say some outlandish shit for being the shortest dude in the club and known to dance with Kelly Ripa......................

You know that chick that claimed she got raped by the Duke Lacrosse team; picture of her here.........

Consequence interview here, I never got to listen to his album Take em to the Cleaners, but he always seems to spit decently if not ever greatly, but it was a cool read nonetheless............

Speaking of which a Jakarta hotel puts $110 hamburger on menu, isnt it fucked up that costs more than twice the monthly minimum wage in some parts of Indonesia. I once knew a girl named Indonesia or was it Polynesia or some shit..........Well thats it for now......

Monday, December 18, 2006

ESPNs top 10 NBA fights

I posted the link earlier, But this shit is dope, Check Oak all chill with X-Man trying to get brolic......Yo Manute threw a wild ass punch and the 2nd hardest out Anthony Mason was like is that it..........Classic apparently no one in the NBA is able to throw a decent punch!

The Daily Grind some Interesting Tid-Bits

Here is the Top 10 fights in NBA history, I just felt I should link to this, in light of the Nuggets and Knots fight over the weekend Melo got 15 games for throwing a sucker punch and then running; on some Jamie Foxx Club Punch shit(4:20 into the clip, is what I am talking about)..............Charles Oakley in my estimation was the Hardest Motherfucker ever History Here and a story by the Sports Guy that pretty sums up Oak as our generation's first Weed Carrier...........

Yo Mixtape Monday and a few interesting thoughts from Andre 3000 and him jumping on a couple of remixes; cool read.................

Yo looking for a place to go to watch that old Simpson episode or OZ episode go here , and they have all kinds of shows Justice League, the Office etc...............

An Indian runner who won a silver medal in the women's 800 meters in the Asian Games this month has failed a gender test and is expected to be stripped of the medal. Come on now what is the world coming to when they are cheating on fucking sprints, if you can cheat on a sprint, you can pretty much house WMD's thats what I say so Bush get on your grind.......by the way fuck Bush............

Sarah Shahi is Half Mexican/ Half Persian.........(pretty much my combo of heritage) Anyways she is gorgeous and was on Sleeper Cell a couple of times( my favorite show next to The Wire)..........See her here............

Car Salesman Stabbed In Neck During Test Drive In Orlando, I saw this shit and was like what the fuck; yuckkkkkkkk(c) Pusha T.........

Here is an interview with CoCo Ice-T's Wifey, if you like thick white chix click this is perfect, I myself on the other hand stay away from white girls ......

Over at XXL, Noz shed some light on Weezy F. Baby nhjic on his steady improvement as a rapper, Look I used to really dislike this Homo but he is a monster of a rhymer and if you can listen and get away from the preconsieved notions on dude and just listen to the music you will understand.............

Just in Case you may have missed it LT became the all-time single season scoring leader and if the Chargers dont win the Super Bowl this year, San Diego Vatos may riot

and the finally some kid from a Chicago high school put some Cum on the salad dressing 'nuff said............

Friday, December 15, 2006

Growing up an 80's baby.......


Yo so if you were born between 80' and 84' I am pretty sure you had a huge Crush on Janet Jackson. I found this picture the other day I couldnt help but reminsce on Rhythm Nation and Poetic Justice, etc...I was a big fan of her and Michael, No RRR. I think artist's reach a certain point that they are no longer relevant and I think unfortunately for Janet this is her case, the kids dont feel her the way I did and do. I thought with NippleGate for sure she would come back but I guess not. I still think she is hot and a good singer. Anyways Peace Janet

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Mike Tyson Top 10 Quotes

Growing up an 80's baby I really like Mike and have a soft spot for dude even with all the pshyco behavior, NHJIC. True Story I was in Tempe with my boys O and Enrique and we were in this club Santuary and guess who walks in with 8 white bitches non other than Iron Mike he procedes to dance for like 2 minutes with said bitches and then Bounces, Classic!
Iverson Practice its Serious

YO he is about to be dealt its inevitable! This is like my favorite quote next to Mike Tyson and all his random shit.....I think he will go to a Western Conference team like Denver or Minnesota just because Philly dont want this dude in their own region. He will be dealt on friday according to my sources. Peace

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Jeri Sandoval

Yo New Video on my favorite Latina Actress, She is on a Tv Novela called Codigo Postal anyways she is my favorite and I havent watched the show in a while but this video might make me change that........I know Omar Dvr's the show NO RRR, he is a fan now!

Monday, December 11, 2006

The Daily Grind some Interesting Tid-Bits

Seems Like Indians from India are having a hard time measuring up in the Dick department, No Homo; Which is sad considering the facts that India has one of the Highest HIV per capita in the world, thus not fitting into a rubber or not measuring up can cause tearing and ripping in condoms thus putting both parties in danger................


New Mixtape Monday Report , talks about Prodigy and his Return of the Mac project, Also Mentions Talib Kweli's Strong Arm Steady Mixtape, Which I just got and is smashing, Word to Mitchy Slick Clack Clack Clack....................

Nicole Richie Popped for DUI, you this chick measured in at 5'1" and 85 lbs damn that is downright Midgety and get this she also told the cop she was high and on Vicodin...............Speaking Of Vicodin it looks like Weezy *pause*F.* No Homo* Baby is having his own substance abuse issues allegedly and he is also a midget, No KKKramer............

Angry Mother Stabs Son Over Popcorn crazy ass white lady was drunk when she stabbed her 21-year old son after he ate the popcorn she cooked, I will preface watch she said "Bitch did you touch my popcorn *slaps the bowl from his hand* pick that popcorn up little bitch and go to your room", Naturally this dude was like hell no and got stabbed................
Chivas Campeon!!!!!!!!!!!

Por Fin it was a long time coming, The house yesterday was bananas! My Tio Willy was running down the street with a Chivas flag, I thinks its been 10 or so years since the last Championship, Good Lookin' Vergara......Arriba Las Chivas

Friday, December 08, 2006

TERMANOLOGY - WATCH HOW IT GO DOWN

Yo I read an article on dude on AllHipHop and so I looked him up here on Youtube and sure enough he has a video, shit is pretty dope, He is lyrical. He said something that his album has production from Nottz, Premo, Buckwild and he is trying to get Alchemist, sounds good enough to me. Dude is from Boston, look at dudes arm he has a tat of Pun on it, I think he is Puerto Rican and shit.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Prodigy

Yo P is on one as of late, damn dont sleep this motherfucker is ressureccted and shit spitting like he is super hungry give him a Big Mac

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

New Dub Zeroes coming out Dec 9th


These come out Saturday, they look dope may have to pick up a pair!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Best Dui Movie

Best dui movie Evar.................This shit is impressive cuz I cant even do the alphabet backward sober, this fucking Hick is a Genius Savant Dancer Drinker, Respect is due to the man.......Mis Respetos Mis Respetos