Monday, June 25, 2007

I found Greg Oden's Dad!

I found Greg Odens Dad and it took me all of 11 minutes. As I was watching some draft special I thought Where the Fock is Oden's dad. I then realized Greg's Dad was right across the street and his name is Uncle Lange, a nice man gentle man(remind you of someone) who has succumbed to Alcohol abuse and lost contact with his only son because of it; I am assuming this and its not quite fact. I asked him yesterday if he had heard about his son and his upcoming big day and Uncle Lange was only able to muster an aghhhhhh, I dont have a son I left to Vietnam when I was 18 and I never knew about any son. So I told him I would do my darndest to bring them back together and he told me again that he didnt have a son and left only after I gave him a Bud Light. I want you to tell me that Uncle Lange isnt Oden's father look at the pics below; let me add that Uncle Lange is about 6'8. By the way everytime my daughter sees him she waves and says Hi Uncle Lange, she is probably the only little kid on the block unafraid of his stature and ravishing good looks.


This Move is uncanny at a similar move that Uncle Lange does, that type of rhythm has to be in the genes.

10 comments:

The-XFacta said...

Damn, his dad looks like he just dropped the Nightrain bottle!

I Fux said...

the top pic has shoes on the telephone wire, my hood is classic plus the white picket fence

HG said...

does uncle lange pull the white women too? damn homey

Dallas said...

Fux,

Damn sonn sonn, you nailed it.

You already know I'ma have to swagger jack this from you. Full credit via linkage. Nullus as always.

ian/thoreauly77 said...

um, that pt cruiser is yum. oi fux if you get a chance check out the "mood doctors" album. i just discovered it. its evil dee, pos, shorty no mas and some others. released in 2003. tasty beat treats.

omar said...

If uncle lange is 6'8 im 6'3 pale face. he might be 6'3 but that is pushing it get ur facts right homie

Anonymous said...

Damn! his daddy looks like he done hit the herk and jerk one to many time. must be rough looking that f0cked up and only being 41 years old. fux i think u should follow up on this story up and find out why he left his daddy in the mean streets of southeast diego.

I Fux said...

Yo Uncle Lange cant even put a coherent sentence together and he wont even touch on Vietnam. Its said to see that ish but dude walks out of his house at 8 am with a banana and starts by 10 am he is focked up. Dont worry too much I heard the government gives him about an 7,000 dollar check every month

HG said...

damn fux..blowin up..gotta indirect link from the big lead
http://thebiglead.com/?p=2625

I Fux said...

Yo good Lookin' HG, Crunktastical also linked the kid up ......Big up my boy DP