Funniest Taser Video Ever!

Yo This drunk dude kept getting it and I think he l was liking it cuz everytime he got juiced he was like ahhhhhhh, no Ron Jeremy though. Remember when ALi from St.Lunatic got tased for riding dirty and then subsequently dooking on himself, Wow. Or how about LA's Finest tasering that Arab cat in the UCLA computer lab. If I were a cop I would be tasing mad white bitches and rabid dogs(one in the same) for justifiable reasons of course. likely scenario here:

40year old White Woman who thinks she knows everything “What Did I do officer”
Me “Are you being difficult”
Her “no what do you mean”
Me “I didnt want to have to do this” *zinnnnnnnnnggggggggg*


PS I had a good friend that I lost a while ago to “I am a policeman better than everyone syndrome”

Pan Labyrinth Dope!

I watched this Movie over the weekend on a recommendation from Sour D of NahRight Commenting fame. Anyways the Movie was great its by Guillermo Del Toro, its set in post civil war Spain,1944. A young Girl Moves with her Pregnant mother and stepfather to a home in the countryside. Their the little girl finds the Labyrinth and immerses herself in books and fairytales. The Movie is in Spanish and even though I speak fluent Spanish I couldnt stop reading the Subtitles, Damn I hate that. The Movie was a little bit confusing as far as when the little girl was in her stories whether or not they were true or just her imagination. There is no Sexy time in this movie just some scenes with Blood and gore that I am assuming was what gave it an "R" rating. I would say go watch it, their is nothing I can compare it too; to give an idea of what its like, Maybe a little Chronicles of Narnia mixed in with War scenes and some Spanish and a handful of Gulliness.


Pan's Labyrinth

2003 Reef Brazil Bikini Contest

A bikini contest in Mission Beach(San Diego) 2003. So in my great hunt for Brazilian ass, I found that there was a contest literally in my backyard and I didnt go, Damn. w/e , w/e, w/e here is the contest I happened to miss.

If you havent watched the Boondocks where is your late pass.I am putting this up cuz I want the new season to start, thats if there is still going to be one. I would assume with the FCC cracking down on anything related to funny, another season might not happen. Anyways Here is Riley in full splendor!

The Boondocks: The Very Best of Riley

The Best Ass Gene goes to Brazilian Chicks

After Tremendous amount of research the scientific outcome for the best ass by race or creed goes to the Brazilians. Look even a blindman could have come to this conclusion but the study was so necessary. Why would I spend so much of the taxpayers money, my time and effort to do some research that didnt accomplish much or will change humanity for the better in any way and was already widely assumed that Brazilian chicks got that ass. My reason is the country is already spending billions on a war, whats a couple of thousand for ass education. Its nothing barely a pittance of a price to pay for some fabulous ass shots. Enjoy! Peace NBM...............

Best Ass in Tennis.............

So Serena Williams came into the Australian Open unseated and now she is in the finals threatening to win the whole damn thing; good for her. I think she finally decided to get off the D for a few months and Train. She is looking pretty diesel but I bet she rides a nice...........

Halle Berry is still my altime favorite.........

Yo Halle Berry turns 41 this year and she is dropping an R&B album next month. I remember watching Boomerang and being like 11 or so and just completely falling in love with her, I had Jungle Fever and didnt even know she was in that movie. I just felt like I needed to touch base real quick on my all-time hollywood crush, yes-Big Pun intended. She is with some white dude or whatever now, but I always found it kind of odd that she is constantly dumped and or cheated on. w/e, w/e, w/e (c) Ghostface.....since I was talking real nice of Jessica Biel I felt like I needed to let people know who is always Stylin' on us!

S.A.S. from DIPLOMATS fame.....

Yo I first heard these dudes on Jim Jones album. This shit is hot even though I can understand half of it......

Prodigy - Whats Poppin Dun

A few months back P had the Return of The Mac video and New York Shit video. Well here is some new P shit. I am getting amped up for that Return of The Mac Mixtape. Word To Nahright thanks for the clip.

Ayo, The GOAT of Hollywood ass Jessica Biel

Yo Jessica Biel's ass is superior and the only reason I thought of her was that Derek Jeter and this chick were dating and I guess its over. But I wish I could get a piece of this grade A ass. I am just mad cuz that ass is stylin' on me and I cant get at it.

Is the word Faggot really that bad?

So Isaiah Washington has got a little problem, he might lose his job for calling some dudes on his show (Grey's Anatomy) a faggot. I know most work places dont tolerate derogatory terms like Faggot, Bitch, Homo etc. But I will have to disagree, in the heat of battle when someone is questioning your brolicness most men will spew out a faggot or sprinkle in a punk ass bitch; that is to be expected. I will have to admit I dont know what exactly happened but word was Isaiah choked the shit out of his co-worker Patrick Dempsey . I would have to assume the dispute went a little like this...Patrick tried to pull some Hollywood shit on Isaiah with the thought that he was protected by his name or who he was and Isaiah being a man and not a punk fucked Patrick's bitch ass up, for trying to pull the "do you know who I am" shit over on Isaiah; Patrick got his ass handed to him, No G-Child. The fighting part is all fair in Love and War but where things got critical was when Isaiah started calling Patrick a Faggot and that Patrick was a fag just like T. R. Knight ; now you know Isaiah done fucked up right.

Okay, he could have called Patrick a faggot and left it at that but since he decided to drag TR up in the mess now GLAAD is all up in Isaiah's ass (No-Homo) trying to get dude fired from the show. I honestly think the whole fight thing was fine, my issue is this TR dude was a down low brother and hadnt outed himself and probably never would have in order to keep getting good acting jobs and not having to do gay p0rn. Isaiah fucked up by bringing up someone else into his altercation and then subsequently outing the dude; that is some snitching type shit even if he was outing a Homo. I think Isaiah only fucked up when he threw this TR dude under the bus and therefore I wont co-sign his actions and if he gets kicked off whatever. What do you think?

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If Eva Mendez and Beyonce had a love affair and then a child.............

She would look Like this.............I know this ho Cassie cant sing to save her life but Hot damn she is one lovely bird! Plus she likes to suck dick as evident in her own song Me & You.Awhile back Bol broke down the lyrics for you, read it for yourself.



PS she could stand to put some "D's on that Bitch"

Fox News - News Anchor

I remember this from Howard Stern some time ago. I find News Anchors to be hilarious, smart dumb cats. I think Anchorman just further co-signed what I already thought, even though Will Ferrell's character was a slightly exagerrated example of an Anchor .........

Wassup Rockers

Yo I watched this movie last night on ondemand. The guy who made Kids, made this. The Premise of the movie is about some latino kids from South Central who dont fit in anywhere cuz of their tight jeans, skating and liking punk rock music. I would give the movie a 7 out of 10. I myself was laughing the whole time mostly because the hispanic kids accents and antics hit close to home, even though I didnt grow up liking punk rock and tight pants, I did like fucking around and causing ruckus. Dope Movie Watch it. ok damn it (c) random SoCal Hispanic Girl, No Spermball

Hakim Warrick Monster Dunk

Getting dunked on in the Post is a traumatic episode in one's life but this probably ended dudes career. I remember catching this game live and thinking damn this is like that John Starks dunk it will forever be ingraved in my memory. Peace to Hakim Warrick......

Good Weekend to all...............

Here is a random ass shot, Peace...........

Byron Crawford Posts my Story on Uday........

AHHH The Brothers Hussein Good Times, Things done changed though. Sux for them:

The other day I posted a little anecdote on ByronCrawford.com about Uday Hussein and some of the shit dude would do. I guess Bol felt compelled to quote my story . As the story was pretty good and its pretty much known that I do extensive research and backtracking before I ever make a comment or any kind of claim! Here it is, like I said nothing Major.......


Also, according to my fact-checking cuz I Fux:

I once read a story about one of Saddams kids raping this chick daily and she would fight the rape everytime and then one day she finally stopped fighting the rape. At that point Saddam's son decided she was no longer necessary so he drenched her in honey and fed her to his Rottwielers.

The World According To Pretty Toney

I linked to this yesterday. But after watching it a few times I realized that Ghostface truly needs his own show around the same premise and I promise all the smart dumb cats would watch. Yo if this doesnt make you laugh then I dont know what will...."Please Keep it Classy" (c) I Fux

Pharoahe Monch [Guns Draw]

I just stumbled across this video, its so raw and dope I cant explain. Pharoahe remains one of my favorites and I know he just dropped a Mixtape, I havent heard it yet but this video just confirmed that I need to get the it! Enjoy

The Daily Grind and whatnot................

My heart hurts, the Chargers lost last night to the bitchass Patriots. Damn, time to end Marty Ball he isnt able to get the monkey off his back. Also I didnt appreciate the Pats doing the Lights Out on the field. LT also wasnt to found of it .................................


Yo I saw this wierd ass photo of Steven Tyler No RRR, dude looks like a cross between a Anorexic Caveman and a duck............

This video of a 6 legged Calf born in Colombia. I am pretty sure those Religious types thought Jesu Cristo sent them a sign or some shit................


According to Fresh, Brandy's brother(Ray-J) is going to release a celebrity sex tape. First Screech and then someone that is best known as a famous person's brother. Whatever I heard there is a golden shower at the end!............................


Halle Berry 40 plus and looking as good as evar!...........


I was looking for this GhostFace video, the World According to Pretty Toney . Yo with the run of all these reality shows and everyone and their dog getting on. Tell me with a straight Face a Ghostface TV show wouldnt be a hit, dude's slang alone would be hilarious...... Whateva, Whateva, Whateva (c) Ghostface...............

Speaking of reality series I Dvr'd I love New York (the show based on the chick from Flav's Show) while I was on Vacation and this show is pretty wack but I couldnt change the channel same goes for the White Rapper Show..............I just kept watching both even though I knew that I was wasting my time............

Here are some helpful tips for the Nutrition and health conscience people.................

Mixtape Monday on MTV talking to Common and NaS about whats on their plate for the New Year......NaS touches on a possible Firm Reunion but doesnt confirm anything so its purely speculation..............

Jason Kidd is about to get a divorce and one of his accusations of Joumana(what a name by the way) is that she is a " paranoid and jealous woman".... Which reminded me of The Christies and how his wife is all controlling Doug Christie wont even look at a another chick, his wife said she would cut his dick off or some shit if he ever cheated...............


Thats it for today, catch ya'll later Peace.....................


PS this kid's head never gets old

Best of David Beckham

Yo I just got back today from Guadalajara, good trip and it was needed. Anyways, I here that David Beckham is getting that guap 250 million for 5 years. I know for sure that dude is overrated as a Footballer but as an entertainer/entity he is as good as it gets right now. People are going to go to the games and also rock his jersey. I think its a good look for MLS and US soccer in general. He is sort of like Allen Iverson or MJ in the sense that people are always intrigued by him and will want to see what he will do next on the pitch or what he is wearing off the pitch, no homo! enjoy the highlights