Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Funniest Taser Video Ever!

Yo This drunk dude kept getting it and I think he l was liking it cuz everytime he got juiced he was like ahhhhhhh, no Ron Jeremy though. Remember when ALi from St.Lunatic got tased for riding dirty and then subsequently dooking on himself, Wow. Or how about LA's Finest tasering that Arab cat in the UCLA computer lab. If I were a cop I would be tasing mad white bitches and rabid dogs(one in the same) for justifiable reasons of course. likely scenario here:

40year old White Woman who thinks she knows everything “What Did I do officer”
Me “Are you being difficult”
Her “no what do you mean”
Me “I didnt want to have to do this” *zinnnnnnnnnggggggggg*


PS I had a good friend that I lost a while ago to “I am a policeman better than everyone syndrome”

9 comments:

Belize said...

He took the taser like a G...well...if that counts for anything

Anonymous said...

NMB

Ayo props to IFux & belize for putting me up on alloftv.net.

The show "Sleeper Cell", 1 of those on alltv, is the truth. This is gonna sound blashpemous, but this might infact be the GOAT serial drama TV show!

All extremists of the Islamic & Neocon/Fundy Xian variety such as Iran Pres Adminijihad(sp), Saudi Prince Bandar Bush, Gee Dubbz Bush, Dick Cheney, Jerry Falwell, Bol, etc - should all watch this show.

Maybe at least 10% of them might learn something & the world is complex and not just "your with us, or with the - pick 1- terrorists, infidel great Satan".

The show is mad globalized also. Every place & person is up in that mofo. Even los Mexicanos buey!

I Fux said...

Ya NMB I mentioned the show here a couple of months back, has Michael Ealy and I think mentioned it cuz it had Sarah Shahi on it the chick who is half Iraqi/ half Mexican........the show is dope some of it was filmed here in San Diego and Tijuana.......

Anonymous said...

Yeah prop IFux on "Sleeper Cell". I had actually seen 1 random episode before, but now I can catch up on it.

Seriosly this show is excellent. You got Islamic questions, secular vs religious, and work vs wife issues. The story has so many layers. The authors of this story are genius.

The acting is superb also. Lol that the villain Farik in real life is actually a jewish cat, LOL! A literal "tall israeli" if you will. Also Ealy is a hell of an actor also.

Big extreme Defcon-1 NO-RRR on some scenes from season2 though!! WTF I didn't really need to see that.

Anonymous said...

NMB

Ifux said
"PS I had a good friend that I lost a while ago to I am a policeman.."

Damn what does "lost" mean? Did your friend get killed? If so that isht is tragic, my prayers with him & family.

I Fux said...

Lost means that nigga became an arrogant bastard thinking he is better than everyone cuz of that uniform

Anonymous said...

NMB

oh my bad. I thought you meant 5-0 Rodney King'd your boy

Belize said...

lol @ I fux cuttin off his sandbox homeboy because he became a narc aka snitch aka "im tellin"

I Fux said...

Fuck The Police thats how I treat them (c) Kanye