Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Ayo, The GOAT of Hollywood ass Jessica Biel






Yo Jessica Biel's ass is superior and the only reason I thought of her was that Derek Jeter and this chick were dating and I guess its over. But I wish I could get a piece of this grade A ass. I am just mad cuz that ass is stylin' on me and I cant get at it.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

NMB here

yo cosign that. Biel is "ass-enine".

I think some white girls are naturally capable of having nice "full-grown" ass, just like some have big tits. Word to Biel, Marilyn Monroe, Brazilian white girls, etc.

The core problem is the "waif model body steez as the ideal of beauty" that most of America buys into. This is also the reason anorexia/bulimia is epidemic. I guess it used to be even worse 10-20 yrs ago. God thank angels like J Lopez, Beyonce that are having huge success & considered beauties without being waif'ers but still most Americans by into this concept. Hell my own brother does, he repulsed by Serena Williams, who I feel isn't a beauty in the face, but mos def has world class T&A

Yo not to big up myself, but "I've nailed it" (c) Stephen Colbert. "There it is" (c) The Bobs from Office Space.

Hey IFux if you want to run with this topic, buen provecho buey. Free NoMamesBuey Consulting TM.

Anonymous said...

NMB

Ayo speaking of world-class ass, I have an ESPN Update for yall.

Serena Williams, who is also world-class in tennis, just daughtered the Czech Nicole Vaidisova in the 1st set of the Semifinal of the Australian Open. Serena up a break & leading 2-1 in the second. You can watch it live on ESPN2 or listen to the Aussie announcers on the internets radio @ http://www.australianopen.com

Later on at 3:30a ET (set your Tivos) A-Rod (Andy Roddick) is playing the Illest/Best Athlete of the 2000s Decade (Roger Federer). A-Rod has been fully FedEthered by Fed, his record is 1-12. However Rod's been playing great lately & his serve is hard to break so he has a chance. Should be a "cracker" as the Aussie's say, meaning a great match. No KKK just in case.

I Fux said...

YO good post NMB, I co-sign your whole 1st post, what the fuck is up with these skinny ass bitches, that shit is disgusting B. Yo I feel Serena is mos def a Nubian Princess...........I may have to do some research and post on these skinny ass bitches, No-Nicole Ritchie!

I Fux said...

By the way Federer crushed Roddick, No Big Pun

Anonymous said...

NMB

^word I taped it. Some journalists cats are calling it maybe the BEST TENNIS PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME.

FedETHERer sonned Rod 64 60 62. Yo note that Rod has the fatest recorded serve in history, he has hit one at 150 mph. "Bageline" Rod in the 2nd set, by breakin Rod's serve thirce - unheard of.

The report is Rod actually played good. However Fed truly is coming in to GOAT territory. Word to Pele, Jordan, Gretsky, & Lance Armstrong.

Anonymous said...

I meant to say "bageling", which is tennis slang for a 6-0 massacre set

I Fux said...

I am not a big Tennis fan but it is wack that that kind of domination sort of gets slepted on.....Yo who is that cat who wears capris now that is def deserves a no Mark Foley

Anonymous said...

NMB

Ayo check ARod's post-match press interview. Son is funny, maybe he could be a standup comedian in 5-10 yrs when he quits tennis

http://www.australianopen.com/en_AU/news/interviews/2007-01-25/200701251169723691421.html

Anonymous said...

NMB

About Fed getting slept on? Yeah mos def American sportswriters are comatose. Fed's 2004-6 have been the mos dominant 3-year period in the history of tennis. Cats like Pete Sampras & Bjorn Borg had dominant runs back in the day but not like this.

Bitchmade Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year has been a joke during this era.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sportsman_of_the_Year
2004 Boston Red Sox
2005 Tom Brady
2006 Dwayne Wade (yo wasn't that also the name of the nerd cat from "A Different World"?)

I don't follow the NFL or NBA much, but I've heard that Brady isn't even the best QB, much less the best overall NFL player. Also that Wade isn't even the best NBA player. Yo if you're not even the best in your sport, how can you be "Sportsman of the Year"

SI should've given it to Fed at least once, but if not Fed then you got Lance Armstrong who won the 7th Tour de France in 2005. Either of these guys son Brady like a mofo.

At least the Euros have a fockin clue. In their Lareus award Fed's won it twice 2005-6
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laureus_World_Sports_Awards

Anonymous said...

NMB

Kid Capri? Yo that's #2 Rafael Nadal from Espana, aka "The Raging Bull" (pause). 20-yr old Rafa is otherwise ill, son prolly has the biggest heart, competitive spirit, & hustle/stamina in the game.

But capri pants are only for the ladies, dude!

Appearently Nike is actually selling these in Europe. Damn Euro dudes are kinda ghey for buying male capri pants.

Anonymous said...

NMB

Ayo Fed & Lance Armstrong son Tom Brady as if they were this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_The_Brady_Bunch#Mike_Brady

I Fux said...

Yo Capris and Flip flops is mos def strictly for the ladies

Anonymous said...

Yummy

Belize said...

mmmmmm good