Monday, July 09, 2007

Fabe Dogg Chronicles 3.....Getting Caught up, Not That Major



(fux note: story as told to me by Fabe Dogg)


So it was the night of you're birthday and we were at the club in TJ but I needed to leave early because I had to work the next morning. My Bad about that. Well that chick I had been focking with was there but she didnt want me to leave and but I had too so she decided to come with me. Yet we both didnt drive, so we took a taxi to the border and when we crossed I called my dad to pick me up it was 3am or so,(fux note: Fabe Dogg is 25 and him and his fathers relationship is a whole 'nother story i.e. going to the strip club together, rating Fabe's chicks etc.) my dad picked us up in the Ford Ranger, she rode bitch. My dad didnt even give me the thumbs up or stamp of approval which disappointed me. We get to my parents house and she wants me to go home with her, so we get in my truck and on the since she lives in La Jolla which is 30 minute drive from the border and she proceeds to suck my d!ck to kill the time and silence from L street all the way to Pacific Highway which was a good 15 minute drive/brain combination. I tell you she sucks the most impressive d!ck ever she sucks every last ounce of my being and then swallows. We get to her crib and I fall asleep on her bed. I see her get out of the bathroom naked but I was done so I didnt do sh!t with her. I wake up in the morning and go to work dont talk to her for a few days or so. (fux note: this is were Fabe Dogg becomes Fabe Dogg) I keep in touch with her but nothing major. But I find out from you (me fux) that you're girl has a hot friend who is interested in me but happens to be friends with SuperHead Jr. I dont care, I get this other chicks number and text her to see what is up but she happens to be sitting right next to superhead and I get a text back from Superhead talking about I am right here with such an such in Capitol letters. Word these hoes got me caught up. Whatever Superhead doesnt want to deal with me anymore but the other chick said its ok we just have to keep it on the low. Which I am cool with anyways because I need to keep it on the low from my Main girlfriend who lives with me and constantly thinks I am cheating. Maybe my girl should give me head because she hasnt given me head in the two years since she got her braces.(fux note: he is always cheating, not that there is anything wrong with that;its his business) Hey did I tell you about the time I boned four different chicks on my 22nd birthday ...........

(Fux Note: Fabe dogg has a many a qualities but controlling his lust for woman isnt one of them, till next time 1 hundred)

9 comments:

elgringocolombiano said...

yo this story is hillarious, but son better hope his main girl doesn't know how to do a google search, nahmean?

I Fux said...

Nah Gringo she is too dumb for broadband

I Fux said...

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^^^ I dont think she fucks for tracks she is a beauty

BELIZE said...

Brain in the whip is the echelon of all things pleasurable

ian/thoreauly77 said...

cheating = no bueno.

Big Homie said...

*dies*

That man is done

Anonymous said...

classic fabe!doing him like always. big up to fabe and the experience he had in puerto rico on the couch!lol. keep up the good work A. jojojones!focker out

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