Monday, July 23, 2007

A few things on my mind!

A couple of things have been on my mind as of late. So if I am pandering or making no sense please understand that I have a slight case of scatter-braineditis, hence the use of multiple ellipses.



First I am taking the no no homo disclaimers to new levels these days I am really reaching for the holy grail of blatant gay innuendo yet trying not to sound overtly gay. Call Me the Apple in the eye of the Gay Innuendo Mountain top movement! i.e I went on in hard and often on the beer over the weekend, really taking it to the head. See if you say that aloud it sounds mighty suspect, thats what I mean about just saying outlandishly sounding gay ish..........

I have a ridiculous fear of hairy caterpillers........

I have also took to taking B-12 supplements before I go out and drink and so far no improvement on my body aching the morning after, no morning after pill.....Big up Phuque

I want to give a big shout out to little people or midgets who can go to the club and have a great time, props to them and people that wear helmets but are not riding a bike. Also I want to shout out Wizards and Magicians and their little helpers....

The Giraffe is a beautiful animal and a personal favorite, if I died and came back an animal I would want to be a Lion. I bet Giraffe meat is quite tasty....

On a serious note I want to shout out my baby brother who would have been 21 last week. He came into this world full of life only to have it abruptly end after 2 months. I always wonder what would have been. I remember my mom sheltering me and keeping me away when it happened. I was about 5yrs old and I still remember being completely devastated. I cant help but feel like their is a small piece of me missing.....back to the basics

Shout out to any woman in my life that shows a general interest in me and what I have to say. That is geniune love you show me and I try to show it back by being myself and by being as honest as possible. thanks because all ya'll help me be less self-conscience............Also big up to all girls who cheat and get away with it, quit you're trifling ways heffas ...............Yo and I saw a girl at the club the other day with yellow pumps and when I got close to her, her nails were also painted yellow anyways I dont really know much about fashion but damn that chick looked incredibly hot.......


Tim Donaghy; that name I will never forget. This is the dude that killed the NBA, not Ron Artest not Hip-hop; but this idiot. Fock all the people who think otherwise, the integrity and purity of the game will never ever be the same. I am not saying I wont watch but its not the same. I cant help but feel that the Suns got the high hard one.......

Michael Vick is a dumb 'Bamma and he lost. Fighting dogs wtf is that, who does that ish. Somebody told me that if I like Rodeo's and I told him yes its part of Mexican Culture. He asked me what was so humane about bull fighting, my response was nothing and of course its wrong. But here is the difference Dog is mans best friend they have personality and love for its owner and will die for the owner and a bull dont know ish plus we eat cows and who eats a dog besides the Thai. Thats my justification not saying its right but thats the way I feel, Dog Fighting is just wrong.

I watched Smoking Aces a few nights ago and I came to the conclusion that Alicia Keys is about perfect she is like 99%....

If you havent picked up a copy of Sa-Ra's Hollywood Recordings, you lost...

Shout out to my boy Fabe Dogg the consumate friend and wingman. He never complains and if I have a date with a girl and she brings a friend, Fabe always rolls sight unseen and doesnt care what the girl looks like. He stays taking one for the team even when its deemed unnecessary, good friends like this are hard to come by....

Big up Chicks with Dicks and the dudes that get fooled by it and then in turn completely deny they are gay, I see you Mase and Eddie.......

Badminton is only to be played high, not that I know anything about that......

Shout out to my little girl who is 4 and I am going to get a Wii just to play along with her and talk mad ish in her ear i.e. "Sierra you dont want this you cant handle me get your game up little girl, your game is weak and subpar to be related to me you can not be lackluster" , Ya that sounds about right......

Shout out to MTV for making Friday the Animated Series, they lost as well as O'Shea....

Big up girls at the bar on a monday drinking alone, if you guys dont know what this girl wants you lost..... Also big up meeting girls in random places(bank,grocery store, park whatever) during the summer and subsequently having someone to spend time with during the lovely weather.....

In the middle of the hot summer nothing beats a Juicy watermelon or Cucumbers with Chile and Limon........


Just when I was thinking about retiring, I am back and blogging. Sho 'nuff I might be quite for a little but when I leave I will come back and blog again.....1 hundred

8 comments:

elgringocolombiano said...

Fux, you can't quit blogging, son "the game needs you". If you're busy just cut down your post frequency.

I Fux said...

Ya I have been slightly busy and its hard sometimes but I am going to keep plugging away.......*daps Gringo*

nerditry said...

That post was...johnny blazed both literally and figurationally. The B12 is a good start, but I'm wanting to bring you up to speed on the hangover prevent defense of my own design.

I'll admit that if I'm drunk, my legs are going to be sore the next day. No idea why, that's just what happens for me.

Right before bed (if possible, if not, the latest you can remember to do it):
Drink as much water as you can stand
B12, Potassium, Multivitamin, Green Tea Supplement

First thing in the morning:
Piss
Drink as much water as you can, Aleve if you've a headache
Fat bowl
Shower

Some kinda ethnic food.

Good lookin'

BELIZE said...

I think you found ur niche...good ish my dude

That Girl Tam said...

This is a GREAT random post. I dig the honesty in your writing...keep it up.

Big Homie said...

What the hell goes on through your mind? LMAO Giraffe, shoutouts to midgets?? Wow

Dallas said...

Fuxxx,

True story is that I just did a drop about Donaghy and Vick in the same order as you. The teacher becomes the pupil or some shit. Not that I'm teaching you anything you don't already know.

Blogging is a bitch for those of us that keep a social schedule too. Take your time playboy and don't burn out. You have the iCandy lane on smash. I see you out there.

BTW, could you or Jus Beleezy hit the kid off with that Sa Reezy? Nah'Mean?!?

I Fux said...

Ya DP Im going to try and hit you with that Sa-reezy