Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Runaway love, Nah this chick is just nuts......


Story as told to Fuxie...........names were withdrawn to protect identities and relationships etc.


" Yo so its Sunday night and I was at the pizzeria with the homies, nothing Majah. I get home put on some basketball shorts throw on the TV. Well around 1am I get up to go get some Juice. I hear some noises coming from the garage and I look in and its this psycho bitch I had been fucking. I am like, 'how the fuck did you get in' she was like ' I told you I needed to speak to you so I followed you home I was going to surprise you' I was like ' what the fuck is wrong with you, you need to get the fuck out before I call the cops or some shit' she said 'I dont have anywhere to go' I said ' Go to the Homie B's house he wont have a problem with it'. I closed the door and made sure she got in her car and bounced. Anyways I wake up the next morning and call the Homie B and he says ya sure enough she showed up...."

Ed Note: so the Homie B was also in attendence and now this is his part of the story.......

"so my roommate wakes me saying some chick is sneaking around the backyard, I look at her and its the Homie A's jumpoff so I open the door and let her in. I ask her what she wanted 'she was like can I talk to you' I say 'sure you mind if I smoke an L while you talk to me' I light up my blunt and two minutes in her hand is on my dick. I am 'you wanna go to my room' she said 'yes' and we go to my room. within in minutes I am straight smashing the ish out of this chick (ed note: she is mad midgety) but when I look at her face she has no emotion like I am banging a hooker and since she isnt giving anything back it takes me 40 minutes of smashing to come. Anyways as soon as I am done I play dumb and show her a text that my girlfriend is coming so she could get the fuck out. She gets scared and leaves to, I dont know where"

Ed Note: Homie C comes into the picture and tells his part of the story......


"So that same morning I wake up around 7am but I have no clue what happened the night before and go outside the crib and I notice a wierd car in the street. I walk up to it and I see a body in the back and it was the homie A's Jumpoff. I knock on the window as her what she is doing and she said she didnt have a place to go. So I ask her if she wants to sleep in my room and she says sure. So we go to my room and lay down, I try to cuddle her and get something to pop. Anyways she says she is tired so I go back to bed.I wake her ass up around 10am and tell her to bounce, havent really talked to her since....."

Ed Note: Homie D tells his part of the story.........

"so the chick calls me that night asking if she can crash at my place, I say sure on the couch. Sure enough she comes over and lays on my couch. I tried to fondle her tits but nothing popped(Ed. Note: word is he really smashed but doesnt want to say) , the next morning she left and I havent talked to her since"


Ed Note Final Note: All in all this chick is pyscho and its only a matter of time before we hear something worse happening to her. I myself wouldnt touch the chick but I know a few of the crew who are probably going to run a train on her and good for them is what I say. I hope you enjoyed and Cien!

9 comments:

elgringocolombiano said...

What. The. Fock.

Fux, you have the craziest stories ever. Hollywood should make a reality show out of your life.

Anonymous said...

yo fux love the stories,...yo gotta feel bad about the chick just a little though, she has major issues. Plus if any of the homies have daughters Karma is a mofo.

Were Read 2 Def said...

U niggaz is wilin.

BELIZE said...

So she takes screwing your friends to the next level.

Anonymous said...

yo fuxie ur boys are all going to have an std and the end of this storie

Big Homie said...

What a crazy pic. This post cracked me up. Good looks on the Boyz N The Hood link my dude.(pause)

Anonymous said...

Wow.. That's crazy, Fuxito.

--RTH

HHF said...

You one crazy story telling mofo.
Hey for the upmteenth time, hook me up with that CoolKids link. Peace. hhfanatic@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

LMAO...Im scared I may have an std by the end of this story...GOOD FOR HOMIE A!!!!!!!