Thursday, May 31, 2007

Bigger and Blogger!



I just touched down on the WestCoast Last night, it feels good to be home. I am going to give a quick rundown of Hawaii and maybe up some pictures later. Let me Preface this by saying I got no ass and I was ok with it. The Flight from Sand Diego to Hononulu is 5 hours or so and I didnt sleep a lick but I got my Ipod random game up. I listened to some sh!t I hadnt heard in years and I only got to around 1,000 songs cuz my Ipod is 10,000 songs deep(I might up some of those bangers later). My Cousin and I get to the airport and get to the rental car place and realize I forgot my license and all I am carrying is my Passport(wtf I also forgot my Phone Charger extra wtf) so I had to call the J-O-B to switch the rental car reservations over to my cousins name. Not a big problem but I was beginning to fear that those were signs of things to come but actually that was the worst of it and everything from there on was gravy.

First Night there and my mind was playing tricks on me the clock said 12am but my body was telling me its 3am, No My Mind is telling me no but my body is telling me yesssss. So I go to a local bar right off the Waikiki beach and near our hotel(the Marriott) and their is hella Japanese people everywhere. I am at the Bar with My cousin who made the trip out with me and my cousin who happens to live in Waipahu met up with us there. Sh!t is on and poppin' throwin back pitchers and hollering at some Chinky eyed hoes. So you know I had my swag on pulled these 3 Japanese hoes to our table and they dont speak a lick of English but they dont seem to mind and I sure as hell dont, Pussy has no language, No Queef. It gets to be 4am or so and I think maybe I can leave with one of these hoes but nope some Japanese dudes roll up and pull them from our table all drunk and ready. At that point I thought they must have known the dudes cuz they seemed to be shocked to see them but whatever I was drunk out my mind at that point and start to talk to the waitress who was giving me the come talk to me look and sure enough we had a couple minute convo of where I was from and whatnot but all I remember after that was taking a couple of shots of Patron and being subsequently kicked out of the bar, not a good look. My Cousin Jesus who made the treck with me was still inside along with my Cousin Juan and they have no clue I was kicked out. Somehow Someway the Bouncer said dude you can go back in but dont drink anymore and by this time its like 5am or so and the place is about to close and I get no action(which pretty much somes up my week.

Ohh Ya I saw all the local ish Dole Factory, North Shore, Paradise Cove Luau(where I was pulled on stage and danced with 300 or so people watching), Surfing the Beach and whatnot. But who really gives a fock about that, I know I dont care to elaborate on the tourist sh!t I did. Unless I saw something peculier or amazing or it had tits on it, I digress.

The only other time I had my game on was when on my flight home,a nice looking white chick(I dont Fux with white girls) who sat next to me on the flight was looking precise and opened a convo with the kid, next thing you know we were sharing my earphones and watching Gladiator together. Come to find out this chick her name was Marlene and she was from Austria but going to school in San Diego the only thing that stopped me from asking for her number was that she didnt look a day passed 19 and my general rule of thumb is 21 and over(havent met the exception yet). Hawaii all in all is dope and if you havent been, you should partake or whatever.


OTHER TID BITS WHILE AWAY:FUX NEWS RUNDOWN


50 Cent didnt make no 400 hundred million come on Allhiphop needs more people, 50 is just a spokesmodel and I would be amazed if he even made 5 million on that ish on the strength of Formula 50 the whole report is bogus.

Also while I was away Common and Kanye decide to drop videos, Common's ish is dope and reminds me of LL's Mama said Joint, Kanyes on the other hand is plain basura and I actually like the song. Kanye also has a Mixtape out, havent listened to it yet......

DJ Khaled getting pranked called by Ralphige, same dude that called Scott Storch, hilarity! also check the Michael Jackson prank call.

Side Note while on my Ipod Shuffle game I ran across this song Novel-Peach and I remember thinking that I used to bump the ish out of this song

.......the innuendo on this song was crazy and not blatantly vulgar and had a sense of how the old-schoolers did it with suggestion in the lyrics not just out-right vulgarity.......


iCandy Nomination:
Natalia Guimaraes who was runner up in the Miss Universe and happens to be Miss Brazil 2007, she is one lovely bird but there isnt much of way of photos of the chick.

By the way Belize my Boy you're rep Looks like a Man, ugghhh Belize the country lost with this one!


Xiang Xiang died
which happen to be the first Panda bred in captivity, I am deeply sadden of the death of this Marsupial. Only cuz it hits close to home and I got nostalgic about the day my Giraffe Willy died, dude only lasted a month in the back yard but damn was he a beauty of a beast. I remember like if it were yesterday when I asked for a dog and Pops brought a 12ft baby Giraffe, Good times.......1 Hundred till next time.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

welcome home..up more flicks.
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elgringocolombiano said...

welcome back Fux. Big ups to Belize has been holding it down on the blog commenting side in your absence

Fuxie said...

Whats good homies its good to be back!

Belize said...

>By the way Belize my Boy you're rep Looks like a Man, ugghhh Belize the country lost with this one!

^
Damn!

*drops head to the floor, looks at Beliekin Calendar*

Damn, Damn, Damn! Why they didnt pick one of them bad hoes?

Belize said...

*Belikin

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