Thursday, February 22, 2007

Dumbest or just plain most retarded nigga in the NFL!

Earlier this month I awarded the dumbest player in the NBA to Tyrus Thomas. I now have the holder of said label for an NFL player. Read:

Police seized $81,020 in cash belonging to Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones, money they said sparked a melee and a triple shooting at a strip club over the weekend, court documents show.
Jones was showering more than 40 strippers onstage at Minxx Gentlemen's Club & Lounge early Monday with the cash "intended as a visual effect," (i.e. Making It Rain)

Jones has faced criminal charges three times since the Titans made the former West Virginia University player the sixth overall pick in the 2005 draft — all involving incidents at nightclubs in Tennessee..........

I dont get this dude he is a pretty decent footballer but damn can he just control himself. I think he is one of these over the top drunks and just cant control himself around these hoes and by the looks of his past charges Pacman loves them hoes/scrippers. So now dude is getting questioned in the merking of 3 people at the time of his making it rain performance at said club. Authorities claim he is only wanted because he is a witness. 80,000 in 1 dollar bills is hard to fit in your pockets, well I doubt Pacman was carrying the money it prolly was his Weedcarriers second job besides what else; uhh carrying his weed. The shooting took place after the club owner told the skanks to pick up all the money and bounce but apparently it wasnt for keeps just for show and then thats when Pacman started unloading shots from his 40cal, alledgedly.Nevertheless, stupidity or not I have to give a big ups to Pacman for his hardbodiness. 1


Dallas said...

I Fux,
whats good my dude? I'm here for you (no Tim Hardaway)

Pacman isn't hardbody since he didn't bang any hammer, nor did he fight. A rumor is circulating that he bit someone in the fracas so that could help him get his hardbody weight up.

The strippers pimp's hotel room was raided by the Vegas five-O and they retrieved homeboys money. Did Pacman snitch? That is decidedly NOT hardbody.

Last point, I don't believe anyone was killed, therefore you can't say "merc'ked". That shit refers to people being killed brutally as if they were murdered by a mercenary. Anyhoo, one of the cats that got clapped on is now a paraplegic

Anonymous said...

Yo i didn't no T-Payne played corner back for the titans

BELIZE said...

LMAO....these dudes need a r.kelly

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