This story was told and sent to me by my Boy Omar and I am all for helping out a fellow man in a time of need. So I co-sign everything Omar did to avoid being locked up and I will reiterate my stance Fock The Police!
How to beat a DUI!!! Yo Im bout to let the hood know how to beat a DUI.
Friday night I hit up the club and I have 3 beers, 3 shots of DJ (Don Julio
Bitches) and a rum and coke and some bitch ass kamikazee. So on my way home
the bitch ass babylon pulls me over. I get out the jeep and this muthafucka
ask me for my license (Ur boy ain't got a license) so I hand the bitch ass
jake my passport he is like what is this I say this is my identification I
lost my license a while back (I told that bitch I went to the dmv for a new
one yesterday lol). Anyways this bitch ass cop is giving me a test and I
think im going to the slammer. After all the test I take he ask me to do
the infamous 4 and you know what I tell him I told that bitch I have bad
ankles I don't think I can pass that test. So he tells me if I want to take
the breath a test I said I don't think I want to take it jake and he tells
me then im going to have to arrest you (In my mind my new name is pac man
jones). Aight so im like fuckit give me the damn test bitch. So this is
the key fellas when im bout to take the test and blow in the contraption I
start huffing out hot air. Muthafucka is telling me to blow harder so I
huff a little bit harder I do it one more time and he tells me my blood
alcohol level is at a 0.05 and that I could leave. I ask the bitch if I
scored high on my test and he said I had failed. So I hop in the whip and
head to super sergios to celebrate. Next time you drink and drive and get
pulled over huff and don't blow and you will be aight.
Follow these easy steps and you may also save forrest fires errrrr you're ass from getting locked up and anally raped, No Bernard Hopkins!