Atrevete-te

You I have been feeling this song hard, even though that whole Reggeaton thing is not me

This I got From Media Takeout Jay & what looks like B giving Fallatio

Carlito's Way one of my favorite movies and this is my favorite quote from the whole movie

Carlito: "OK. Yoa' hona', wit all due respect, past and present and without further.. to do. Let me assure this coa't, dat I am through walkin' on the wild side. Dat's all I've been trying to tell you, have been sick, with the social ills known in the ghetto, but my time, in the sterling correctional facilities of Greenhaven an' Sing-sing has not been in vain. I've been cured. Born again, like the Wata'gate-a's. I know you heard this rap befoa'. Yoa' hona', I mean it; this is the truth; I change. I change, and it didn't take no 30 yeea's like yoa' hona' thought, but only 5. That's right sir. Five years and look at me, completely rehabilitated, re-..invigorated, reassimilated, and finally gona' be relocated and I wana' thank a lotta people for that; I look over there and I see that man there Mr Norwall. I wana' thank you sir, for making the tapes in an illegal fashion. I would like to thank, the coa't of appeals for reversing you, yoa' hona', and I wana' thank, almighty God without whom no case gets tossed."

True Story......... The insatiable appetite to bone...

I was like 9 years old and me and a couple of my cousins Jesus and Tony in particular ( 7 and 5 years old at the time) found a video that said Survivor Series. At the time we were like the hugest WWF fans no Ravishing Rick Rude, so we all were like damn lets watch the video. What we were about to see though was something that I particularly think molded are young minds forever. I put in the tape and quickly we realized that it wasnt WWF but some other shit. The first scene was of some man walking by a swimming pool and there was a woman topless, so dude decided to join her and took off his shorts( At this point in our lives we hadnt seen anything like this but we didnt turn off the tape) Well needless to say the guy proceeded to bone the shit out of this young innocent looking chick but she didnt seem to dislike it she actually looked like she couldnt have enough dick. Well the porno lasted about 2 hours and we watched every minute of it.

The reason I bring this up, is that recently over a few beers we had a discussion about viewing that tape at a young age and all of us remember it vividly, more than ten years later. We also came to the conclusion that viewing a porno at an early age made us the way we are and by that I mean very sexually active or horny or some shit I dont know how to describe. We also realize that it didnt make us sick or fucked up in any way, it just advanced us at an early age and instead of playing with toys or games we wanted to fuck chicks. I know we may have analyzed this too much but I think that somehow this has affected us in the manner that all of us like to fuck but dont all men like to fuck a lot. What do ya'll think?

Dog pee caused mass blackout

Yo so this man sees his dog pee on a power line and the mans bitch erupts in flames , Gary Davies the owner was in shock- no pun intended- as he said

“There was an almighty explosion and the whole street lit up. I turned round and the dog was on fire.”

The poor dude had to see his dog explode, that must have sucked. It reminds me of the time I took my hamster out and saw it get devoured by a cat, till this day I have dreams of my hamster Runaway Ralph, No RRR.

Rick Rude Vs Ultimate Warrior

Yo this takes me back to my prepubescent years nhjic, anyways Jesse the Body is commentating, this shit is hilarious it should have won an emmy or some shit for best comedic performance, anyways this alone has changed my No Homo's to No Ravishing Rick Rude..... Enjoy and No RRR

Ho fo Sho'

My Favorite scene in the whole movie...

Antonio Aguilar "El Caballo Bayo"

This is my grandpa Poche's favorite song....I get nostalgic when I hear it... Classic Mexican Music.... Arriba Cd. Guzman

Cafe Tacuba MTV Unplugged

This one is for Jesus, if he ever gets his lazy ass up to look at my Blog. This is a Mexican band that rocks pretty hard and here is all their Unplugged performance!

Yo its Friday......

Fla. boater stabbed in chest by stingray - before I let you guys go for the weekend, I saw this in the paper this morning. Some 81 year-old man was stung by a stingray in the heart when the stingray jumped onto his boat. Okay, I know what your thinking what the fuck was an 81 year-old man doing on a boat, apparently dude was fishing. I myself dont think anyone over 80 should do anything remotely close to even venturing out the home let alone drive, boat, fish and hunt and shit. So I think dude got what he deserved, he tried to throw the stingray off the boat but got stung in his heart instead. The amazing thing was unlike Steve Irwan the old man didnt die because he didnt pull out the barb from his heart like Steve Irwan did! well all's well that ends well

K-Fed Freestyle

So James Lipton recites K-Feds(the future of hip-hop)lyrics, this shit is hilarious....

Gillie On MTV with the Clipse

This is on Sucker free with Cipha sounds. Cipha actually looks like he wants to laugh or something, I found this video amusing. "Crackas at Jive" were the fuck is Hell Hath no Fury

Paulina Rubio presenting her house

Yo 1 million square feet fuck no! This shit was making me horny when she was jumping on the bed, but this house is an absolute masterpiece, these rappers could learn something from this. Ya instead of putting tigers and shit in your backyard or 1 million on your watch, they can spend their money on a decorater or some shit

Teen jumps from mother's car, struck and killed on Route 67

YO so this 17 year old kid jumps out his Mom's car in the middle of the freeway. I know thats pretty stupid but my scientific studies show thats a popular thing to do amongst the white adolescent community. I digress the part that struck me was he got hit by a car and instantly died, getting hit by a car after jumping out of a moving car in the middle of the freeway is highly likely; but 4 cars subsequently ran his ass over right after he got hit by the first car. Naturally none of the cars that hit or ran his ass over bothered to stop to see what the fuck they hit, thats what I call humanity. What is wrong with the world when people cant stop to see what they possibly hit or atleast to make sure their ride isnt fucked up. See here

The New Chrysler Imperial.......... blowing the 300 out of the water

This Car is fire nothing like it

Having trouble taking a deuce.... I got that remedy...

Yo so I was experiencing a bad case of constipation over the weekend. I was feeling horrible almost to the point where I considered going to the ER, but magically after 3 days without dropping a deuce, I hit the motherload. I woke up Sunday morning realizing I hadn't dropped a dump since Thursday night and my stomach was suffering. I had felt pain similar when a couple of years ago I got a colonoscopy out of fear that I may have developed a peptic ulcer , they just ended giving some antibiotics or whatever. Anyways late Sunday night after the game I still hadn't been able to take a shit and it was starting to bother me. I decided to have a glass of cranberry juice an check my email, hoping that I feel the need to take that all important shit soon enough. I would say exactly like 15 minutes after I drank my cranberry juice I got that urge and I ran to the toilet and suffice to say dropped one helluva prize. Woooo, cranberry juice saved my life and I feel great this morning because of it!

Jery Sandoval.......... you can dream

I dont want to carry on too much..... But you get the idea she is my #1 no pharrell or Kanye

Jery Sandoval trasero de lujo

O' My God, In the Novela Postal she plays Regina Corona and the only reason I would watch this spanish soap opera was because my ex loved the show but in turn I learned to also like the show and Jery was the reason why.....Click on her name thats her website

Who Is Gilbert Arenas ? by Profe [U.P] NBA

Love this, good video, a little more than just highlights, this is some movie shit. Whoever made this clip give that nigga an award or a fucking coupon or some shit

Borat The Movie - New full trailer

Yo this is the funniest shit, dude is classic.... send the Jew down the Wail

Jacko what the fuck is this.......

Yo so Jacko was caught up in St.Tropez wearing high heels and toting a purse, with one of those big ass Del Mar Racetrack old white lady summer hats, fuck I used to love this guy(NHJIC) being an 80's baby and all, but he is definitely not right.....

Go see the Dr. / Ballllllinnnnnnnn

Police: Mom Uses Baby As Weapon To Beat Man

Baby Critically Injured - This crackhead bitch started swinging her 4-week old baby at one of her baby-daddy's(this is an assumption I made as far as plural on the baby daddy's). Apparently they got in a dispute over who should smoke the crack first and she didnt like that she had to wait and started swinging her baby like an aluminum bat at the daddy's head. This goes to prove that the goverment should implement some kind of law that once a lady has two consective kids with different fathers time to tie up her tubes. I am assuming she has more than one baby daddy because CPS took her other four kids from the home, the oldest being 8, and by my mathematical calculations the odds of her having all five with one man are close to zero...... point being tie up all these bitches tubes and we will have a better country for it

I havent put up one of these in a while the original Ms. New Booty

The Daily grind a Few interesting tidbits...

Ya its the usual sex, murder and mayhem


Handcuffed 17-Year-Old Girl Eludes FHP, So this chick was in the backseat of a patrol car an d at a red light she got out of the car and bounced running through a parking lot and didnt get caught. I might also add that the bitch was drunk, luckyyy.


A real clown is running for mayor of Alameda , what's next a pornstar will run for governor of Ca-li-For-nia , anyways this Clown is running for mayor and I know I would vote for him just on recognizability alone. I could always say our clown mayor has got shit on lock.

Jacob the Jeweler is in a deep mess , I always wonder how a broke immigrant with just a dream makes millions, well I guess you thug your way there, allegedly.

The Best collection of Gilbert Arenas quotes. , Like my boys and I always say Gillllllbert. He is the most underrated player in basketball.

Scarface Platinum Edition - hey what is this, I bought "limited edition Scarface" like two years ago and now they come out with digitally enhanced version of it, how often can they do this shit and still call it a special, well I do agree that louder gun shots and Nose snorts would make for better viewing


A Son Unique is ODB's last album , So this is coming out on Dame Dash Music imprint, which might be the only album on Dame's label to actually sell. I predict in the vicinity of 500k sales ultimately and I will be coping it



Well thats it for today, I will be checking back in later today if I find anything else interesting or worth noting about......

I guess I got my swagger back .......

Look usually I dont do this- talk about kids- but damn I needed to shed light with the NBA season quickly coming up; on Lil Jason Kidd's dome piece. Thats a special melon whoooo hot damn that must have merked Joumanna on the way out. Maybe she had a C-Section well anyways this picture was just a little token of my appreciation for my readers. By the way I think the Kidd's have a reality show coming out, any chance we get to see Jason Kidd beating Joumanna's ass on TV probably not but I going to hope for it ( not that I am wishing ill will upon her) , I am pretty sure Jason had his reasons to put his shoe on her ass. Go Lakers!

Showing up Drunk to work

A music teacher shows up drunk to school. The music teacher was walking down the hall and just collapses and I guess someone saw her fall and shit, but this isn't even the good part usually a fall is ignored or laughed at but the Music teacher stayed grounded, which caused a fellow educator to call 911. When the authorities arrived they could smell the Henny so they asked her to take a breathalizer and she refused but it didn't matter the authorities ended up taking her in and checking her blood level and sure enough the bitch was drunk. The reason I found this so interesting was not that she was drunk but that this teacher probably came to the school drunk on the regular. By the way the kids always know.


When I was in like 5th grade I had this P.E. teacher Mr. Scott ( name is actual real name) and dude was black( just thought I would give a mental picture) anyways Mr. Scott always seemed a little off and by off I mean his speech wasn't understandable and he always seemed spaced out, those two hours every Thursday were always my favorites. My boy Rasul eventually got me into the know and told me Mr.Scott was a crackhead( until this point in my life I never actually saw a crackhead but I had heard of the term and knew what it meant). I asked Rasul how he could be so sure that Mr.Scott was a crackhead and Rasul told me that he had an auntie who was a crackhead and acted exactly like Mr. Scott. I never told anyone about me and Rasul's secret but it actually wasn't a secret all the Hispanic and black kids knew, it was the other kids and teachers who had no idea. I had an inkling that the black teachers knew but didn't say anything and I got this inkling because less than a year later Mr. Scott mysteriously died and no one knew why, except Rasul. Rasul's mom was dating a teacher Mr. Jordan, who in turn told Rasul's mom that Mr. Scott died of an overdose. This is one of the fond memories of my public school upbringing I hold close to my heart, this type of education against drugs cannot be taught in classrooms this is first hand reality shit. I have never used any kind of drugs, well that time I smoked weed, or that one time trying extacy not permitting and I can always say it was Mr.Scott who helped me learn this. I now as a grown man stick strickly to beer and keep it moving no crackheadish activities going on over here .....

I'm Back Like cooked cookies Homie.....

The Single Life

So this was basically my first weekend single in about 2 years. I didn't go out and do anything on a whim or act a complete donkey, but I had a good time. I went down south to Tijuana and if you have never been, its just ruckus and chaos over there. Bitches and Hoes everywhere (that is not a fabrication, Hoes and Bitches in every literal way) 10$ head jobs, massages with happy endings, In these I did not partake however, as of right now I am no where near desperate. Also, since its so soon after my breakup I in no way want to be portrayed as such (desperate, cheat and jerk to name a few). The reason I bring this up, cuz I am pretty sure most MoFo's could give a rat's ass what I did this weekend was because of all the conflicting advice I have received since My Girl and I broke up. Here is some of the advice I received in no particular order and just the ones that stick out in my mind (no pharrell)

"Hey Fuck your ex and her feelings, go crazy and stick your dick in anything that walks".. Hmmm I thought this one over and realized probably ok if I was 22 or something but I am grown and know I love my ex and this in no way will help us reconcile ....

"Aram, you are a damn liar, so you better do everything in your power to fix the situation and ask for forgiveness, a million times over" This is probably the one I'm going to do, but it takes a lot of balls to ask over and over, knowing possibly that its not enough ....


"Hey you need some mental help and so does she, why the fuck does a girl feel the need to search all your shit, she is always going to find something. I learned in my Human Sexuality class that a girl that searches your shit all the time. Absolutely always finds something she isn't going to like....." This dude carried on for about an hour, going on about how trust issues start from the home and that if your mate cant trust her immediate family she isn't going to trust her boyfriend or whatever. This particular conversation I had; made me think really hard if I actually want to fix things. The reason being can my ex ever get over things in order for us to move on in the future and I have a feeling she will not. I have issues of my own to fix, which I try to work on regularly and I know I will never be perfect but I damn sure try.....




I am going to have to come to a decision on whether or not I want to continue to pursue this relationship with my ex again. As of right now, I want to work it out but I do realize the longer I stay single its more than likely that I am going to probably want to stay like this for awhile. Peace